Be american

>Be american
>Go to walmart
>Get shot

I always carry my glock when I shop.

Be French. Wish you were able to defend yourself.

>being shot at walmart

Is there a more american death?

A normal day for an amerifats

Dying in a pointless war that has nothing to do with defending the US

I don't carry

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How are Americans not boiling in over 60 deg. Weather?

a heart attack on the toilet

Wasn't there a university shooting just a few hours ago?

heart attack at McDonald's after a black gang storms it

Have you ever pulled it up?

60 is too cold

So fkin close

Nvm wrong glendale

Are you guys Gorons or something?

>be american
>shart in mart
>shot on mart

>be amerilard
>go to american public toilets
>get shot

celcius ya idiot

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

arizona is astoundingly hot

Losing and dying for bad reasons during a civil war.

I know you don’t know this, but 90% of Walmart’s have McDonald’s inside them.
So we could go another level deep and be in a McDonald’s restroom that is in the Walmart with a large Diet Coke having a heart attack.

I like those that have wrestling events inside them.

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