The Americans pre-game and watch thread

S5E2 is on in one hour lads. Time to get comfy.

its almost time lads

hey hey hey!
let´s get this thread started...

God Keri Russell is so goddamn hot

Paige is 19 years old !
Paige is CUTE!!!

Who dies tonight, mates?

I don't think anyone is going to be watching tv tonight. They are going to be busy getting those ((new)) nudes that just dropped for the public.

Got to be Oleg/one of his family

I'm watching. I get to see it live for once since it's a snow day from work because of the blizzard

That's nice. How comfy are you? I'm going to wait and download it after it airs because I don't want to go downstairs.

Did she ever go through puberty?

>high life

GTFO stan and go home to your lipton fettuccine alfredo boxed dinner

come back when you have stoli

Tonight's episode is titled "Pests":

>Stan and Oleg wrestle with the harsh consequences of their complicated history; Philip and Elizabeth face a new mission with devastating implications for their country.

This runs until 11:08 tonight, so maybe something is good.

Per The Americans tradition, I will post a Nina.

she was great in x-files.

>tfw no x-files this year

I was piseed when she died in the first episode. At least, I think she died in the first episode.

Awww yeah nudity rating

>nudity

Get hype

bet the boyfriend is in the closet

Damn, that's rough. Poor Paige, also, when the hell does Tatiana come back?

How many more seasons are we getting?

I'm thinking next year will be the final season. Maybe two if ratings and awards are good.

>they should have brought Tyrant back

NEVER EVER

Inb4 Lesbian Paige

apparently per imdb only for one episode near the season's end

likely when Oleg gets sniffed out as a mole the KGB sends her in to break him

this is the final season

Not related to The Americans but what happened on Monday's Bates Motel?

just googled

FX has renewed “The Americans” for a final two seasons, the network announced Wednesday. A 13-episode fifth season will air in 2017. The sixth and last season will consist of 10 episodes and air in 2018.

New Sheriff tipped off Norman about Romero's escape, and Norman spilling spaghetti tipped off the Sheriff that Norman is keeping secrets about why Romero escaped.

Chick gave the uncle a viking funeral

Normal gave the Norma looking chick Norma's clothes and then went over to her place later and started to make out with her but mother spooked Norman and he ran away with blue balls

what happened to the Camaro Peter bought earlier in the series?

HIGH LIFE TIME

could have sworn they were calling this the final season, whatever I'm not complaining

henry is a hallucination

HIGH LIFE
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>yfw they make paige kill stan to punish her

oh shit, Stan suspects abuse

>inb4 bruising from training will cement this belief

PAPA BEAR

>Are you having sex?

Elizabeth, subtle!

Paige and Elizabeth wacking it

Rate my purchase

literally NOTHING happens: the show; the episode

>purchase
fucking capitalist swine

Does anyone remember from last season, Stan was looking over the evidence from Martha's apartment and there was a necklace, one that belonged to Elizabeth.

Do you think they just dropped that plot point? I always assumed it was going to lead to them getting caught or something.

Thanks user, I had to miss it and Legion because I was working.

This series has a habit of leaving things and coming back to them later. The old lady they killed at season one came back last season

jesus fuck CIA is ruthless

Mr. Beeman, I'm CIA

oh shit! more KGBros

What old lady?

He probably means last season, when Elizabeth made the old woman OD on the pills.

At the mail robot repair shop

Oh yeah, that wasn't from season 1 though, that was 3 I think.

>Episode 2
>Still no Sandra on screen
Really, why live, mates?
The fuck!

its get busy time

Plot twist: Paige gets pregnant, and the Jennings use this info to blackmail Stan.

Oh fuck, Stan going over everyone's head by going to the director

spoooooky

>That´s bullshit!
What he meant by this?

>Sir...

So the grain shit is about genetic engineering, right?

oh fuck she infected with something

dat ass

Looks like pesticide testing more than anythin--

>Keri Russell ass and sideboob

10/10 episode

Nah, they're sending in poisoned grain

Butt

THICCCCCXCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Damn. Missed the start. Am 15 min behind on the dvr.

oh yeah.

dat ass indeed

Ok, forget about Sandra
Tonite 11/10

That ass is perfect

yeah, must be pesticides. Just looked up when GMO of food crops began, and it wasn't until the 1990s.
>Plants were first commercialized with virus resistant tobacco released in China in 1992. The first genetically modified food was the Flavr Savr tomato marketed in 1994. By 2010, 29 countries had planted commercialized biotech crops.

>tfw fucked up and forgot when it started
waiting on the encore now since no dvr, tuned in just in time for some ass, but had to change channel for no more spoilers

>40 year old ass

how does she look so good?

Should I watch this show?

F R I D G E K I N O

Really didn't miss much, this episode is honestly pretty boring so far.

yes

yes. just yes

i'll be the judge of that, after seeing the encore

FUCKING ANDREA HERE TO RUIN ANOTHER SHOW

inb4 she's KGB

Laurie Holden... I thought I saw her name in the opening credits. Noice.

>stan´s new gf = kgb

screencap that

we understand :^)

what did the note say

These retards are actually going to get Oleg killed

I would fuck her hard

Just a map with some russian on it

OMG,Now I want some DrPepper...
BRB

She looks way better with her hair down.

If that's a fridge then I want to fuck it compared to the other fridges posted here.

That's what the government wants you to think!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Shit. It's Andrea. Run away, Stan! Run away!

HOPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY

Is Baskets tvkino?

I dunno, something about Laurie with 80s hair...seems right

I remember finding some young Kerri Russel movie on dvd in with my dad's porn DVDs.

This better end with Oleg talking to that guy

best part of this week was the preview for next week...

It's pretty fucking obvious. They've been setting it up the entire episode. She might as well have had a thick Russian accent and a hat that said "I'm KGB".

Oooooooooooooooo

FUCKING
BENNIGANS
U S A
U S A
U S A

IN SOVIET RUSSIA
PRISON FORKS YOU

In capitalist America money expends you.

Check your privileges, weak American scum!

A Russian Spy Afterschool Special about Sex.

This show has just about everything.