HAPPY STEAK AND BJ DAY

HAPPY STEAK AND BJ DAY

I made chicken because I dont know how to cook steak and masturbated with my left hand covered in vegetable oil which I can only assume feels something like a bj. pretty good day

How can you not know how to make a steak? Get a fucking pan and a bit of oil and slap it in there till its how you like. Add seasoning and shit of what you like!

Nice!

Bump

Bump

>tfw not even a "shitpost" thread about actually getting your cock worked on by another human being gets ignored by /shitzone tv dumpzone/

Is this the cure to shitposting???

Probably. Most people here will never have their dick sucked in their entire """"""""""lives"""""""""""

Sup Forums BTFO

>THERE ARE """"""""""PEOPLE""""""""""
>ON THIS BOARD
>THIS VERY SECOND
>THAT HAVE BEVER EVER HAD THEIR DICK SUCKED

>THERE ARE """""MEN""""" ON THIS BOARD
>THIS VERY SECOND
>THAT ARE JACKING THEIR MEATS TO PICTURES OF WOMEN SUCKING ANOTHER MANS DICK

Who hasn't had their cock sucked??

Me

jokes on you i'm into traps

Love how Sup Forums goes silent with these threads

lmao @ this iCuck coward Sup Forumsedditor samefag

me, too

i'm 31 btw

>GORE THREADS check
>NIGGER THREADS check
>PORN THREADS check
>NOT GETTING DICK SUCK THREDS *******

How did you celebrate steak and bj day?

we're more of a kiss and don't tell board.
gentlemen when you really think about it

AKA we're a more of a never ever done and don't say board

I love how your shitty team gets their rings stolen by foreign manlets

Let's talk BLACKED.com fellow now got their dick suckers!!

>5 rings

and how many has your team won in the past 15 years, you salty motherfucker?

Amen

by being an ugly 28 year old NEET permavirgin with jock itch that won't go away

I fucking hate niggers.

Sup Forums sucks though

Nice dubs but is this actually a thing?

I know my GF got coated earlier

>inb4reeeeeeee in retarted and can't fug