HAPPY STEAK AND BJ DAY
HAPPY STEAK AND BJ DAY
I made chicken because I dont know how to cook steak and masturbated with my left hand covered in vegetable oil which I can only assume feels something like a bj. pretty good day
How can you not know how to make a steak? Get a fucking pan and a bit of oil and slap it in there till its how you like. Add seasoning and shit of what you like!
Nice!
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>tfw not even a "shitpost" thread about actually getting your cock worked on by another human being gets ignored by /shitzone tv dumpzone/
Is this the cure to shitposting???
Probably. Most people here will never have their dick sucked in their entire """"""""""lives"""""""""""
Sup Forums BTFO
>THERE ARE """"""""""PEOPLE""""""""""
>ON THIS BOARD
>THIS VERY SECOND
>THAT HAVE BEVER EVER HAD THEIR DICK SUCKED
>THERE ARE """""MEN""""" ON THIS BOARD
>THIS VERY SECOND
>THAT ARE JACKING THEIR MEATS TO PICTURES OF WOMEN SUCKING ANOTHER MANS DICK
Who hasn't had their cock sucked??
Me
jokes on you i'm into traps
Love how Sup Forums goes silent with these threads
lmao @ this iCuck coward Sup Forumsedditor samefag
me, too
i'm 31 btw
>GORE THREADS check
>NIGGER THREADS check
>PORN THREADS check
>NOT GETTING DICK SUCK THREDS *******
How did you celebrate steak and bj day?
we're more of a kiss and don't tell board.
gentlemen when you really think about it
AKA we're a more of a never ever done and don't say board
I love how your shitty team gets their rings stolen by foreign manlets
Let's talk BLACKED.com fellow now got their dick suckers!!
>5 rings
and how many has your team won in the past 15 years, you salty motherfucker?
Amen
by being an ugly 28 year old NEET permavirgin with jock itch that won't go away
I fucking hate niggers.
Sup Forums sucks though
Nice dubs but is this actually a thing?
I know my GF got coated earlier
>inb4reeeeeeee in retarted and can't fug