/f1/ Formula One General - The weak should fear the strong edition

>Countdown to pre-season testing:
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>Countdown to Australian GP:
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>Countdown to next FE race
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>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
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>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:

>News:
Williams pushes back driver announcement to January
Kvyat more talented than Gasly or Hartley, says Marko
Brazilian kart driver literally tries to strangle other kart driver, Massa disqualified as a result
F1 is NOT on

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Why not

If you make a thread early, it's your job to bump the old one to kill.
Stop licking man ass for 5 minutes and do your job.

I can do that for him

Hey you. Yes you. This is an ok thread. You did a good job. Everyone do take a moment to think about what has happened here today won't you

Please don't. When he gets back from bumping the thread and finds out you've licked all his man asses clean he'll be quite upset.

>it's your job to bump the old one to kill.
lol

>This is an ok thread

>didn't update the news other than to add his gimmick
>used his gimmick for pic

I guess man ass licking is more important.

Too late but I can change IP pretty quick.

I would rim alonso or jenson

They're pretty friendly to each other, you could probably do both in the same session.

does this thread need to start under safety car?

Winter Stream: Canada 95

tbf it's more on topic that it has been recently

Only if I can have her

All I want for Christmas is (You)s.

Happy Christmas, I've wrapped it up and sent it.
With a note saying "Here's your (You)" I meant it

btw, WRC will be LWL again next year for certain rallies.

Loeb is back

>Loeb is back
Neat.

omg I got you the same thing DDD:
When I said "all I want" I was lying though. I want a lot of other stuff too.

>you will never help rally drivers with your binland bros
youtube.com/watch?v=AvElnDrYdMA

>Pig posting removed
>Mana posting kept

Based

Based

I love rallying. Still fuming that the WA gub'mint dropped rally australia.

I'm not mad. I'm disappointed

Damn only 3 rallies

some fellow Argie is making 1:2 scale models of famous Fangio cars for children

>some fellow Argie is making 1:2 scale models of famous Fangio cars for incredibly rich children
FTFY

starting from 5000u$s btw

>the face of joy

>nooo papa, I wanna play cs:go!

When her hair catches in a wheel there is gonna be problems

Bagsy some of it.

little faggot probably plays overwatch

>newey not looking at the camera

>"How to build a car"
does it tell you what to do if you don't want to lose your no.1 driver and what's left of your hair in the process?

Kek.

Where is the user who guessed Ruth's age?

Good guess

Winter Stream: Silverstone 1995

>Damon Hill On Pole
>Hill Crashes Into Schumi
>Mr. "Part n' Parcel" Wins His First GP

Do you think Penske would still operate a F1 team today had Mark Donohue not passed away?

>Kvyat more talented than Gasly or Hartley, says Marko
That's not even exactly what was said 2bh.
>Asked by Autosport if he thought Kvyat had more talent than Gasly and Hartley, Marko replied: "Yes, I completely agree. Unfortunately he just showed it in his first year with Toro Rosso and in his first year with Red Bull Racing.
>had more
As in he had more potential when signing him on.
>"After that his performance drastically went down. He had brake and tyre issues, that [Daniel] Ricciardo didn't have.
>"In short, something happened to him mentally. He lost his speed and his ease. We don't know [what it was].
>"We tried many things, but his speed just wouldn't come back. Unfortunately we have no idea what happened.
>"There were also too many accidents at the start of a race, and he didn't react too well to it either.
And the kicker to why he was likely dropped.
>"He retreated into his shell and didn't want anybody to tell him what to do."
No one likes someone who isn't a team player and taking on advice.

>must defend muh countries driver!!!

Sad.
I hope braindead kiwi muh flag fanboys don't ruin it for the rest of them.

Did italians pay for this shit?

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>check out thread fist time in a week
>f1 rims asses
i don't even know why i come here
yep, just hire alonso, its that easy

She's such a little slut. I love it.

But only when on holiday.

Makes me wonder who took the photo.

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It's like if Schumi fucked Victoria

I doubt it desu. The USA has never really liked F1 that much. Penske would have stayed for a few years, but not many. That reminds me, I need to order his book.

Real question, would AMX turn into hamilton when Jos dies?

I'm the kiwi that likes things to be true. I have defended Lewlew here and I am not a fan of him at all.
Hartley only has a drive because car development is his strongest attribute and that's what STR really need this coming year imo.
The point of my previous point was to put the actual real quote and some follow up quotes in this thread rather than a false one made up by a guy that likes licking ass.

Gonna be pretty funny watching a 60yo dutchie getting into the rap game and dressing like a nog.

It wasn't a guess ;)

If you pay for your electricity bills you payed for that too Britaly

>44

Educated guess with some info backing it up

>tfw Ruth has the same birthday date as me

>tell the literal shitposter to shitpost in /f1/
>he actually does it
the madman

SVG confirmed for not being able to handle Engel's bantz

>Lowndes, SVG teaming up in McLaren for B12Hr
speedcafe.com/2017/12/21/lowndes-svg-teaming-mclaren-b12hr/

Reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=PpiVA7HRBIQ

cant wait to see him put it into the barriers after putting another driver into the barriers

SVG is a great person and a great racer!

He literally can't do any wrong he is a saint!

The best driver ever!

A great racing mind!

>31 mins remaining

>18 mins remaining

>10 mins remaining


Was this the most meme 20 minutes ever?

I really enjoyed it. The memes were great.
>Porsche driver standing next to a wrecked car
>10 mins pass
>guy that put the Porsche in the wall standing in the almost exact same spot next to a wrecked car

>engel sperging out

>engel dropping truth bombs

FTFY


>picture unrelated, but an accurate description of 94% of my posts

>the Ferrari garage cheering and then remembering that's their mate and calming down to find out if he is ok

>plebbit knows about Ruth's account

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They are gonna ruin it.

It's private. I doubt she accepts every follow request

While you were watching rich idiots race around an old airport, people were being killed in Srebrenica.

Shame on you.

>The USA has never really liked F1 that much.

THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HILL AND ANDRETTI?

I have a Serbian friend so I'm pretty sure that never happened.

>implying Andretti isn't """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Italian""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

speedcafe.com/2017/12/20/toyota-officially-confirms-201819-wec-campaign/
>Toyota has officially confirmed that it will stay in the World Endurance Championship in 2018/19.

WEC now literally Toyota vs Jackie Chan.
>mfw Toyota still manage to lose

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>all I've seen is a lot of mistakes from shane

thats all he said lol, that's nothing

And
>"That's not motorsport in my book," said Engel

>27
Holy fuck she's aged badly, she looks 40

>*kicks stack of tyres*
>*throws helmet*
>*runs to motor home and slams door so hard it doesn't latch*

Is it just me or does Daniel Ricciardo look like golden lel?

>look like golden

>expecting everyone to understand a reference to whatever children's cartoon it is that you watch

Manchild.

you tell me

???

let's fucking hope so, AMX in a glitterjacket would look so fucking funny

Do females have the capacity to fart? I don't know, the only female I know is my mama.

>Australian meme education

Yes, like you they are human.

what did he mean by this

I once asked one to fart in my mouth and she never got back to me so I guess they don't

Winter Stream: Spa 1995

>Berger On Pole, Hill 8th, Schumi 16th
>RAIN IN 5
>Hill On Inters Can't Outbrake Schumi On Dry Tires When It's Raining

Joe

I miss him already

Lee?

and?

He always looks so sad

I wish he would replace Massa instead of Sirotkin or Kubica

Gimi's on his last warning at Ferrari. Either he wins the champions hip or Ricky Ardo is replacing him.

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I'm pretty sure he doesn't have veto rights but Ferrari live having a 4 time WDC in their line up so much they let him have some say.
Remember how Ver had an escape clause and that this season was bad enough to enact it earlier this year.
I'm 90% sure all contract talk from people not involved in the contract is speculation to create drama for more clicks.

Palm oil

When does WRC start?