Now that the dust has settled and Amy Schumer has been proven to be an absolute fraud...

Now that the dust has settled and Amy Schumer has been proven to be an absolute fraud, what's next fro this porky hambeast?

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splitsider.com/2017/02/10-comedians-who-borrowed-jokes-without-making-headlines/
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Like any dead whale, she will continue to float around the piss ocean of Hollywood being feasted on by sharks, before sinking to the bottom.

Playing Barbie in the live action Barbie movie from what I understand

its too late, she's already a millionaire

Soft reboot of Babe?

my dick

wow, even her look isnt origional

Is the OP pic recent? Jesus, she's always been fat but she's gone full hamplanet.

holy shit man. at least pam has nice tits.

thats shopped pic right?

And better bone structure. Pam, even as a fatty, has a nice face, while Schumer's face is literally piglike.

fucking kek

Wait, how exactly is she an absolute fraud? did she actually do something bad or just hurt Sup Forumss feelings by being an annoying women

Stole jokes for her sixteenth time
I'm sick of all the bullshit, sick of all the shit

another one? Damn, what was it and who did it first?

Do you think you could beat her in a fight?

>Wait, how exactly is she an absolute fraud?

Exhibit A: youtube.com/watch?v=P6uDSBQtY4k

Pam is a cartoon.

EXHIBIT B:
youtube.com/watch?v=5eBJe31voE0

i don't like amy and i don't like sarah. but i hate this fucking faggot. please never post his stupid sponge shit again.

EXHIBIT C:
youtube.com/watch?v=3u_e0yqp0bU

Honey glazed and served rotisserie style.

exactly what i would do to her. she is a fatty, but not fatter then any other girl i've fucked. plus it looks like she like dom shit wether its her or me i'm down. but i'm older then you guys and it's getting to the point that i'm gonna get real weird with it. I'll stick my dick in anything that will take it.

Why the fuck does she look like Jay Leno?

This seems like it comes from a place of preexisting bias against her, looking for concrete reasons to convince people to dislike her. As if two humans can't possibly have the same or similar thoughts.

I get your point an you are so right amy. Two people coming up with the same routine months and even fucking years apart is just happen stance. you fucking plebs. It's like when gorege carlen stole a mitch hedberg joke. fucking losers. get over the fact that girls can be funny.

I mean yea people can have ideas but they arent even being represented differently and some of those jokes are word for word.

If it were only a couple it could be excusable but that many is hard to look past.

And if there are so many other people doing it why arent they outted?

My original post was an allusion to her looking like a pig and getting her comeuppance in a similar fashion, it wasn't meant to be sexual.

oh son. It should have been. If any one in this thread wouldn't meet the fatty after the bar called last and they were like fuck it what else do I have. everyone else in this place if he was a real horny fucking go get them would take that fat pig back to the hotel and do the most fucking nasty porn shit with her while she let you do it. no lie some of the best dirty fucks I've ever had are with chicks like her.

most of those jokes are easy "going from point a to point b" kinds of jokes. joe rogan has talked about this before, and how he has come up with jokes that he later found out had already been done by someone else, because they aren't complicated bits; they followed a simple line of thought. with the internet it's harder, and probably close to impossible to come up with completely unique material. if you think of an easy bit, chances are someone has said a similar thing before you.

Starting in August she's inhaling nothing but helium to be ready for the Thanksgiving Parade

true. also most real comedians talk to each other or look up other peoples shit. So you are suggesting the comedian that is joe rogan wouldn't find out real quick when someone else went on air with the same joke? not day's but fucking years?

what a fucking monstrosity

but Carlos Mencia never really stole a joke cause he never heard it in person.... but he's not a ham piggie so it's different. this is ms. piggy. we gotta cut her a break to appease the sjw.

Yoi guys are aware her Uncle is Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader and probably the 3 rd most powerful man in Washington? She isnt going anywhere.

no, it's okay for women to steal jokes. they're just not as funny as men, but if they deliver it well, that's what matters. they need all the love and support we can give them, so one day they might come up with something good on their own and we can applaud and encourage it, until they're finally equal.
like, this movie
youtube.com/watch?v=CrdgQV9xxUM
You would think a shot-for-shot remake of Reservoir Dogs would be bad, right? wrong! It's Reservoir CATS and it's all women, because they can do anything we can do, but we just have to do it first to show them how.

>Yoi guys are aware her Uncle is Chuck Schumer
Yep, fully aware. Don't worry, once he's locked up with all the other DC pedos she's through.

You boys better prepare yourselves for tomorrow

didn't suggest anything regarding that.

And when she was skinny she had rocking big tits like wow tits.
Even archer blowed that a bunch because of that crazy cowgirl pussy.

THICC

LOL what a fucking fat cunt.
I hope this makes the news.

>browsing her instagram
cool?

I'm not sure if I like how the new ghost in the shell screen shots are looking

is there a new scandal or something?

What the fuck possesses people to do this, I seriously don't get it, am I retarded?

vid.me/HOnQ

>body suit for a bit on her show
i dunno. if i had to guess, i'd say money.

>vid.me
Why not youtube and make it viral?

youtube.com/watch?v=dQlSDxYSDrg

I'm fucking ready for mis piggy son. I think you dont' understand why I am here man. I want the most fucked up sht brother.

yeah sorry, I found the YT link after

Fappening again?

I lost man. good job.

Actually I didn't say there are other people doing it but most popular stand up comics have been accused of stealing jokes from each other.

you were right to ask that though. what kinda fag goes vid.me.

looks like the long pig flavor of the grinch

who nigga? name a good comic that got accused of stealing material?

kek

>name a good comic that got accused of stealing material
ned holness

>not realizing youtube/google is one of the the biggest pedo supporting platforms on the internet
>>not realizing youtube/google wants to censor the internet
I'm not saying vid.me is awesome or anything but people seriously need to find alternatives to YT

just google it. you'll most likely say that you don't find them funny or something. not worth it to breastfeed you.

I get youre pushing and getting payed to do this but fuck man maybe a bit less subtle next time.

>I get youre pushing and getting payed to do this
Are you fucking serious? It must be blissful living in that comfy bubble of yours.

keep pushing it man. I'm sure at the end it's worth it.

As much as I don't like Schumer thinking your thoughts are special, unique or original is a delusion

i fucking lold

I miss carlos mencia

you should get tvland

nevermind, that's the other mexican

George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Seinfeld
Chapelle
Louis C.K.

There's always some people who dislike comics and search for similar jokes to accuse them of stealing, was it really necessary for me to list names when you now still have to search them to discover that I was telling the truth?

only if they do the joke better most people wont care. I get what your saying, but if youre gonna be a good comic either stealling jokes or not. get the crowd to love you first. so for example tell me what joke any of what you posted was copied by which "comic" that those comics copied?

I guess self-absorption and unwarranted self-esteem comes at any weight.
What weight class is after "heavyweight" ?

going for the easy fruit huh? you should work for snl.

+robin williams

Still would 2bh

tell me the joke he stole? and who did he steal if from?

Don't feel bad. Any real man in this thread would pound that pussy till it made cold cuts.

You'd have to word that question differently for me to understand it, tripmann. Still I'm not going to use google for you, search any of those names with the words "stole" or "stolen." If you're not willing to do that you care more about arguing with me here than the actual topic we're talking about.

ewww

says the fag who is just jealous on people who tell good jokes. I get it man. don't be angry.

obscure.

Robin Williams. He even paid for the jokes later.

what comic sold him the joke is what i'm asking? if ms piggy was worth the money any joke she "stole" she could have bought. but no one likes her sot stealing jokes kills her. robin williams payed a random no body for a joke and no one remembers him or it. I don't mean to justifiy it I'm just stating a fact. Chapelle can steal what he want's who's gonna say he's wrong. That stupid cunt doesn't have the crowd she cant steal shit. you get it?

B-but it's just a coincidence!!! I swear i would NEVER steal a joke.

vid.me/HOnQ

splitsider.com/2017/02/10-comedians-who-borrowed-jokes-without-making-headlines/

>vid.me/HOnQ
vids.me stop being a fucking worthless fucking fagot

therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/entertainment/10-successful-comedians-accused-of-stealing-jokes/

Again I can't understand you.

I get it brother. I'm just trying to help you. see this is what you see:" I'm a gigantic fag and hate what I like." what you need to understand is you have shit taste and dispite what you think is "right" and your impartial judgement. is shit. pick a side and stick with it. all comidians steal topics. those who have the crowd win. if people liked and wanted to see a mexican steal and say stolen jokes he could have done it. I get you want to white knight and get her back but brother she aint gonna win. pick a better female comedian to back man. I like you so I don't want to see you get hurt man. Just move on.

I want all Hollywood Jews and their underlings gone.

What do you want from me? I'm a no name nobody online, I just haven't heard a better joke to steal or I'd be making the top dollars.

The role of Barbie

If you're reading this thread Amy, I just made up a joke that you can have. It's about electronic devices and how they're always in a constant need for a reboot to clear errors. So why not give computers, phones etc assholes so they can shit themselves, therefore saving us, the consumer the massive headache of dealing with that bullshit.
And from there you can move into the whole world of shit jokes based around your computer. i.e have to put a nappy on phone when I leave the house. Was looking at Indian porn last night and my computer's had the runs all day. I had anal sex with my computer and now it can't sit down. And the list goes on and on.See Amy, writing original jokes is easy, and I'm not even a comedian.

No, she released them herself. When the guys from the Fappening saw them they deleted them out of respect to the rest of the world after throwing up for a solid 10 minutes.

One was quoted "No way man, we hate the world but this is just too much cruelty to unleash on humanity"

Another hand to be injected with enough Xanax to level a horse after screaming "MY EYE'S, THE ROLLS JUST DON'T STOP"

Hey I'll give you a hint at life

Go to google dot com

And search "Robin Williams joke thief"

There's a good chance you'll find what you're looking for.

that's pretty good user, I might have to steal it

>fro this porky hambeast?
I couldn't push her in a wheelbarrow let alone fro the fat bitch. wakka wakka

Another box of krispy kreme

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that bitch is FAT