Name a truth that is universal to all sports.
Name a truth that is universal to all sports
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someone wins
americans are fat
An element of skill exists
Any team with the name 'Rangers' will be the laughing stock of its respective league
The player that looks different than the rest always misses the penalty
English people are bad at it
the jews win in the end
Women are worse at it then men.
Belgians will be a bit crap at it.
Football is better
it's always played better when it's sunny
In team sports advantage is gained by having more players than the opponent concentrated on the same part of field.
I will watch it on TV while I'm stoned
but muh darts...
Soccer sucks
The best athletes in their field have an autistic obsession with the sport.
>becomes the GOAT darts player in front of you
they are a waste of time and energy to keep you occupied
Not in soccer
The best player/team doesn't always win.
>George Best
>Ricky Williams
>Adriano
>Josh Gordon
>Justin Blackmon
PEDs are essential
>drawn champions hips
OP said sports
All professional sports are rigged to some degree
Someone eventually wins
No matter how good you're at it, you can still lose by bad luck
drugs help
They're more fun to participate in than to watch.
when you kick the sphere into the net that counts as one goal
>Basketball
>Baseball
>Hockey
>Gridiron football
>Athletics
>Cricket
>Cross country skiing
>Olympic racewalking
>MMA
Op said sports
I saw some t-shirt making fun of sports. it said yay sports move the thing to the other thing.
Who is this English rose?
Everyone, at some point, will call bullshit on a ref/ump call.
>Durr hurr footy foot is teh only spoht
Luck is quantifiable
hard wurk and pashun overcome any lack of skill or tactical knolege
Not always the best wins
>taking my post as anything other then a joke
sad...
fans keep it alive
not true for Tottenham
Holland fails to qualify.
the referee is always a wanker
...
they involve people
At the end, Germans win
traps are gay
Everybody cheats
She's a mutt
My goodness...who is this beautiful SLUT?
you play to win the game.
The ref's a wanker.
2-0 is the most dangerous lead
If you shit your pants, it doesn't matter if you win.
Gymnastics....
Men are better at some forms of gymnastics.
Is having your period a sport?
/thread
You've never seen the >Mouyes man, have you boy?
women don't belong
>Gridiron football
get off the internet, grandpa. this series of tubes is not for you.
Luck is constantly injured
overrated
underrated
only in possession
Don't some NFL teams deliberately fuck it so they get first draft pick?
At the end of the day, they're all completely pointless and we should be doing something more worthwhile with our time.
Makes girls hotter, ie soccer booty
...
An horse is an athlete m8, and some of the best horses are women. get over it
Referees are always idiots
Southern Hemisphere players are more fun to watch than people from the North
Can confirm
Defense wins championships
>rags
Wrong bucko
10/10
what about the wnba?
woof
Usually regardless of how much suffering is in actual competition, it is usually followed by massive endorphine rush once it is finished.
Stadium fatalities
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having a generational talent on the team is enough to make up for horrible coaching/management
Chad talent always beats virgin hard work.
The commissioner will be jewish
lmao
Messi vs. Ronaldo is roughly equal
but in this case it's chad training vs. virgin talents
LOL nope. women have to do the more delicate shit
Australia is universally the best at any sport (per crapita)
How many football World Cups per capita do y'all have?
The world cup isn't a sport
I said football...
LeBron James is the greatest player in NBA history
pete rose (maybe)
Someone somewhere is placing bets on it