Name a truth that is universal to all sports

Name a truth that is universal to all sports.

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someone wins

americans are fat

An element of skill exists

Any team with the name 'Rangers' will be the laughing stock of its respective league

The player that looks different than the rest always misses the penalty

English people are bad at it

the jews win in the end

Women are worse at it then men.

Belgians will be a bit crap at it.

Football is better

it's always played better when it's sunny

In team sports advantage is gained by having more players than the opponent concentrated on the same part of field.

I will watch it on TV while I'm stoned

but muh darts...

Soccer sucks

The best athletes in their field have an autistic obsession with the sport.

>becomes the GOAT darts player in front of you

they are a waste of time and energy to keep you occupied

Not in soccer

The best player/team doesn't always win.

>George Best
>Ricky Williams
>Adriano
>Josh Gordon
>Justin Blackmon

PEDs are essential

>drawn champions hips

OP said sports

All professional sports are rigged to some degree

Someone eventually wins

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No matter how good you're at it, you can still lose by bad luck

drugs help

They're more fun to participate in than to watch.

when you kick the sphere into the net that counts as one goal

>Basketball
>Baseball
>Hockey
>Gridiron football
>Athletics
>Cricket

>Cross country skiing
>Olympic racewalking
>MMA

Op said sports

I saw some t-shirt making fun of sports. it said yay sports move the thing to the other thing.

Who is this English rose?

Everyone, at some point, will call bullshit on a ref/ump call.

>Durr hurr footy foot is teh only spoht

Luck is quantifiable

hard wurk and pashun overcome any lack of skill or tactical knolege

Not always the best wins

>taking my post as anything other then a joke
sad...

fans keep it alive

not true for Tottenham

Holland fails to qualify.

the referee is always a wanker

...

they involve people

At the end, Germans win

traps are gay

Everybody cheats

She's a mutt

My goodness...who is this beautiful SLUT?

you play to win the game.

The ref's a wanker.

2-0 is the most dangerous lead

If you shit your pants, it doesn't matter if you win.

Gymnastics....

Men are better at some forms of gymnastics.

Is having your period a sport?

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You've never seen the >Mouyes man, have you boy?

women don't belong

>Gridiron football
get off the internet, grandpa. this series of tubes is not for you.

Luck is constantly injured

overrated
underrated

only in possession

Don't some NFL teams deliberately fuck it so they get first draft pick?

At the end of the day, they're all completely pointless and we should be doing something more worthwhile with our time.

Makes girls hotter, ie soccer booty

...

An horse is an athlete m8, and some of the best horses are women. get over it

Referees are always idiots

Southern Hemisphere players are more fun to watch than people from the North

Can confirm

Defense wins championships

>rags

Wrong bucko

10/10

what about the wnba?
woof

Usually regardless of how much suffering is in actual competition, it is usually followed by massive endorphine rush once it is finished.

Stadium fatalities

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having a generational talent on the team is enough to make up for horrible coaching/management

Chad talent always beats virgin hard work.

The commissioner will be jewish

lmao

Messi vs. Ronaldo is roughly equal

but in this case it's chad training vs. virgin talents

LOL nope. women have to do the more delicate shit

Australia is universally the best at any sport (per crapita)

How many football World Cups per capita do y'all have?

The world cup isn't a sport

I said football...

LeBron James is the greatest player in NBA history

pete rose (maybe)

Someone somewhere is placing bets on it