Why is Norway so vastly superior to every other nation in cross-country skiing?

Why is Norway so vastly superior to every other nation in cross-country skiing?

Because you're the only one who cares about it.

You have to do it to get to the grocery

doping

>cross-country
more like cross-dressing lmao

because your country is narrow enough to ski across

xc skiing is the best winter sport imo. If we had snow here I'd be all over it.

Norway started intense doping program after massive failure in 2006 olympics (zero gold medals). In the next two Olympics they won 10 golds

This is a 10 in Norway

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What a cute couple!

lmao. northug was the best skier in norway in 2006 and wasnt chosen to go olympics by incompetent leaders

i hate this doping fueled corrupt snorefest of a sport all the cowbell and viking hat wearing patriotic retards who care about it

We just use snowmobiles. It's a lot faster.

>Why is Norway so vastly superior to every other nation in cross-country skiing?

Because you live in a howling arctic wilderness?

Though that doesn't explain why Canada isn't better at it.

Why is the USA so vastly superior to every other nation in american football?

Because they invented it

>"sport" that can only be played in certain terrain
>need a good amount money to even participate in
>limits the amount of competition

Congrats I guess?

not an excuse.
when I lived in Norway i'd regularly see people on rollerblade skii's doing cross country. I've never seen that here in the US, then again i don't live in colorado

>you will never have a cute black metal gf to go cross-country skiing with

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Y-you guys are pretty good at speed skating too
What's with the blue uniforms though

>he wants an ebony robot gf

Anyone else watch that "Occupied" show on Netflix about a Russian invasion of Norway?

It's kino.

Scared of them dope tests

i want to visit my relatives in norway one day

they survived some nazis

You have asthma

>literally only good at specific variation of a specific sport that works in very specific climates
>ass at everything else
Norway is not a proper sporting nation

>requires a certain terrain
not true, you just need snow and you are good to go almost anywhere
>monies
not true, just need a pair of skis and you can start training in your nearest woods

>You just need snow, woods, and skis
congrats you just eliminated the majority of the world

May it be because you are literally the only ones playing it? It would be the same as an American asking "Why is the USA so vastly superior to every other nation in American football?"

Most Canadians live literally by the American border, their weather isn't different from Chicago or Seattle. They don't live in the middle of nowhere like it was Alaska kek

Sliding around on flat sticks, that's your big thing huh

I heard Norwegians like to sample cock as well but I can't confirm for sure

Meg på baksiden

we don't have moutains

Every other normal person in the world would rather go alpine skiing, literally what kind of freak would even contemplate cross country over downhill skiing.

Actually that brings up the question, why isn't Alaska better at it, seeing that they're all snowbound gun nuts.

drugs
lack of competition
drugs
viking rapist genes
drugs

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