MISTER ANDERSON

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>only schizophrenics and methheads talk about this movie

which r u op?

MISS DURANDERSON

>LOTR books talk about how beautiful elves are
>see movie
>this fucking guy plays Elrond

he's good but damn

Surprised to see me?

Middle Earth was one of the earliest versions of The Matrix.

What were those lights Neo saw in the Machine City?

teh matrix has j00!!!!!1!!!!

all we want from you is

Your garbage

>blue screen joke
I remember being annoyed even back then for how dated it was

MATRIX REBOOT

why does the system want to kill negro neo?

is the matrix a metaphor for systemic racism?

Now it is, thanks

COMPELLED TO STAY
COMPELLED TO DIS-OBEY

What's the joke here?

lol

holy shit are you me

Yo, 'sup Smith Dawg?

crash override, reporting for duty

PURPOSE

>.t Thomacious "NE-gr-O" Anderson

Horrible version recorded by someone's potato but it seems to the only remaining copy online.
youtu.be/HSCdqcWveGk

Recording quality aside, that has to be one of the most unfunniest things I've ever watched on YouTube.

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seeing how there were many versions of Neo (shown by the architect) the logical conclusion is that agent smith was actually "The One".

*slam*

you cant scare me with this gestapo crap

JESUS THAT THINGS REAL!?

no joke I sometimes repeat that stupid monologue for fun when I'm taking a shit or a shower

>black Neo

Mr. Jackson... as you can see we've been documenting your arrest records for quite some time.

>MISTER ANDERSON
>I'M KKK

B-but I dindu nuffin.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

There are no cuffs

>I BE'S THA ONE YO.

And DCEU one of last one, alongside with John Wick.

whitey keeping us down like normal, bitch I know I am the one, n-e-o YEAH. I don't need yo training shit.

DUB STEP REMIX WAIT A MINUTE LOOK WHOS IN THE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

>fuck Matrix 3 tho

I don't get it. Is that the name of the guy keanu is dating now?

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You are the chosen one.
You have to bang one of them.
Choose one

Fast Fwd to Release Year 2020

>written by The Wachowski Horses

WE

>Michael B. Jordan as Neo
>Emma Stone as Trinity
>Viola Davis as the Oracle
>Ryan Gosling as Agent Smith
>Jesse Eisenberg as Cypher

Any other horrible casting choices that will inevitably happen in this shitshow?

If Neo is black, will Morpheus be white?

I actually like Michael B, he was good in Chronicle and Creed was way better than it had any right to be.

>matrix is almost 20 years old

all black casts will get the oscar

Mister?
Did you just assume my residual self gender, you white-cis-nazi-fascist-agent scum?

it's funny, the movie was anti-authoritarian anti-tradition back then, but now just 20 years on the progressive effeminates have invaded every facet of social life and it's hard for them to claim "divergent" status against anyone, so they just exaggerate and invent more problems for the drama of it all.

if we're going all-in, then
>Chris Tucker as Morpheus

>Ryan Gosling as Agent Smith
>Jesse Eisenberg as Cypher
GET FUCKED GOSLING FANBOY
GET FUCKED GOSLING FANBOY
GET FUCKED GOSLING FANBOY
GET FUCKED GOSLING FANBOY
GET FUCKED GOSLING FANBOY

>casting Eisenberg in literally anything ever

Fucking shit my mind is blown

*SLAM*

Who's negro neo? The Oracle? Is the Oracle one of those failed Ones they talk about in the room with all the TV's and shit? If so, how'd she live so long?

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>Yeah?

kino

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BANE, AM I STILL TO CREATE THE PERFECT FLIGHTPLAN!?