This thread is for you to congratulate the Finnish superstar basket baller Lauri Markkanen, because his beloved girlfriend has announced her pregnancy of their first child!
Congratulations to the happy couple!
This thread is for you to congratulate the Finnish superstar basket baller Lauri Markkanen...
Noah Sanchez
Gabriel Cruz
FUCK PESAPALLO
FUCK SUPERPESIS
FUCK MARKKANEN
FUCK CHICAGO BULLS
FUCK HIS WIFE
FUCK FINLAND
AND SPECIALLY
FUCK YOU
Nathan Scott
Congratulations Lauri
please ignore the haters like this
Leo Howard
literally who
Jacob Ward
Well done Verna for securing your future!
Adrian Lee
>6 foot 1
>5 foot 10
Jeremiah Harris
>getting a girl pregnant at 19
Kek, truly an NBA player.
Dominic Johnson
He's a big guy
Nathan Cooper
helIo reddit
Zachary Cooper
Sinulle.
Jace Baker
Bruuuhhh since when are we allowing this finnfag proxy to make threads?
Jordan Sanchez
Hopefully he continues his journey into way of niggers and ruins his career with crack addiction or something and apehoop returns to normal obscurity it has had in Finland.
Leo Bennett
...
Chase Edwards
Who is "we"?
t. salt-covered soccer "hooligan" angry that basket balling gets twice the viewership than your garbage soccer
Ryan Cook
Just found out that they are actually married, sorry for calling their future child a bastard.
Repeat: they are married.
Ethan Flores
>t. salt-covered soccer "hooligan" angry that basket balling gets twice the viewership than your garbage soccer
Hockey, formula 1 and javelin throwing are only relevant sports. Divegrass is as alien to Finland as apehoop.
Austin Howard
Times are a changing.
Ian Russell
>f1
>relevant
/nba/ i thought you banned finland forever
Landon Sanders
benis in bajida :DDD
Isaiah White
lonzo might drop 20 on gsw
Kayden Smith
Once national team starts to fail as usual all bandwagoners are gone, just like with divegrass. Their ratings and ticket sales are nowhere close to what those were in early 2000's when we had Litmanen, Hyypiä and realistic chances getting to UEFA or FIFA final tournament.
Only reason why Finland has been able to participate in apehoop final tournaments are meme rules like allowing wild card tournament placement.
Ryan Morales
Nothing wrong with having a kid at a young age if you can afford to take care of it.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Congrats to a Bulls legend
John Thompson
i get that hes tall... but shes what 5'5? my gf is taller
Robert Powell
>5'11 vs 5'9
Levi Hill
She is about the average women height.
Asher Flores
Who would want to date a lanky freak loke that?
Brandon Powell
>those shoes she's wearing
there's no way this girl is american
Owen Rivera
I can smell your shortness from across the atlantic
Joseph Watson
Damn... really makes you look at things with an entirely new perspective.
Hudson Powell
also she's clearly more than 56% white
Dylan Myers
>FUCK PESAPALLO
this desu
>FUCK SUPERPESIS
this desu
>FUCK MARKKANEN
fuck YOU
>FUCK CHICAGO BULLS
this desu
>FUCK HIS WIFE
he has no wife
>FUCK FINLAND
fuck YOU
>AND SPECIALLY
>FUCK YOU
rude
Lincoln Long
>no comment on AND SPECIALLY
Discarded.
Cooper Rodriguez
I thought he played chess
Oliver Ross
Football and basketball are allies you fuck
except for when the bandwagoners literally chanted with the Iceland fans in the middle of the game in Eurobasket, that was cringe
Jayden Barnes
>AND SPECIALLY
not even that special
Parker Jenkins
>white
>7 feet tall
pretty sure you can bag a 6ft tall quirky super model and you settle for a 5/10
Charles Richardson
fuck with me and get some money
Grayson Cook
based Finland
Sebastian Myers
Congratulations Lauri!!!
Wyatt Ross
As a bulce fan, I am glad the "Finn-isher" is working out because all hell broke loose amongst the fans when he was first drafted. With him, Niko and maybe Luka Doncic on the team next year, we're going to have the best European in the NBA.
Nathaniel Hernandez
>Luka Doncic
The bulls are making the playoffs, dog