"user, stop posting those reddit tier memes on Sup Forums and come and fuck me"

>"user, stop posting those reddit tier memes on Sup Forums and come and fuck me"

d-do you have a dikk

i dont like those types of panties

no bitch, you're imaginary

let me suck your feminine penis first

Ew

Nobody likes you user.

They went out of style in the '90s for a reason

But where's the sauce

Why the fuck would that matter you bigot

I like my women with dicks, okay? Kindly fuck off.

>white
no thanks

I dunno about you but I can't stick my cock inside a dick

>play a drinking game with strangers
>questions regarding sexuality such as "Are you loud during sex?" or "Have you ever done anal?"
>drink whenever you answer yes
>be a kissless virgin who would never be able to answer yes
What do?

>Don't drink
>get pity sex

>he's never heard of docking

You are white, 1st world, superpower, dem Germanic genes, so you have ZERO excuse faggot.
I’m brown, 5’10” and still got a gf but it’s way fucking harder for me. Fuck you klauss

>drinking games
wtf is that shit? people need an excuse to drink?

she does

"i've never done anal but im open to it anyone wanna try haha?"

>play drinking game
>win
>drink anyway because i want to get drunk
haha what now

better save that until everyone is at least a little drunk or that could kill a room's vibe instantly

*Jerome stands up and says "me"*

it seems like a fairly innocent joke even when sober desu

chaturbate: alycetn

I'm assuming it's coming from a turbovirgin that doesn't have social skills or comedic timing.

in 1st world countries, yes

What sport is this?

One you'll never participate in.

Fake it till you make it bruh

fuck off bitch you dont even have tits, do not want

i think it's a dude