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Joanna can no longer cut to 115 pounds. Tecia Torres is fighting Rose now.

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Daily reminder that THIS woman is getting a title shot.

Anyone here ever been gadooshed before?

Who cares? It's just WMMA. None of them are good fighters anyway. What difference does it make if Rose fights Can #1 or Can #2?

This isn't even bad shut up and stop pretending

Stipe will sleep.

Torres by unanimous decision is literally free money.
AND NEW

She has one of the more aesthetic wmma records. Shut up.

How do we expand our sport?
It's so LIMITED

Her win by sub trully left a stain on her record.

holy shit is /heem/ dead nowadays. where did everyone go?

it's alright don't worry

I think there are a few different reasons desu

>a ufc event
Mma is not just UFC

Did you guys see this?

WE got Brendan Schuab into the final vote! We must come out and vote for him in droves to get him into 4cc!

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The whole starting eleven should be different schaub names desu

This is the spammer but youre based as fuck bro. Bless bro.

I know.
That's why I included Bellator too.

The way it's supposed to be

Missing the point

I got a 3 day peepee slap for asking about C*ral

Strikeforce and Pride are dead Carlos.
The UFC and Bellator are all that matter.
Nobody cares about your meme Equatorial Guinean MMA organisation.

Why is heem so dead lately?

Does one sperg being banned really kill this generals activity?

I know we’re inbetween events but I never recall it being this dead

it's also the holidays, people probably have shit to do

people should have LESS shit to do during the holidays

that's the entire point

also everyone knows Khabib will pull out of 219, and I'm not trying to jinx it but honestly just trying to mentally prepare myself for the disappointment
they might be christmas shopping or visiting family, shit like that

I'm curious too. This place used to be so vibrant.

Who is your favorite bantamweight female fighter???

>also everyone knows Khabib will pull out of 219, and I'm not trying to jinx it but honestly just trying to mentally prepare myself for the disappointment
Yep. That man is not stepping inside the octogon again.
He's going to be the "Khabib would totally wreck this newly made LW contender" meme for years to come.

Still missing the point

But for sure Russia is an absolute deadzone for MMA

3 YEARS AGO he was saying the same shit about Pettis, it's already been going on for ages.
>I will smesh him, he is scared
>He no want this fight, I take him down, break him
>UFC need give me title fight, I'm undefeated

There are many, many regional mma orgs all around the world, ufc and bellator are just the top level. It isn't fair to say mma is restricted only to countries that have hosted a ufc or lellator event

Many here don't understand the idea of going out with friends, date or family during holidays.

I heem'd this general. the fuck are you gonna do about it kid?

>hey Jamie pull up that mma forum on Sup Forums
>oh the thread is dead nevermind
>did you see that video of that Chinese guy falling off the rooftop
>yes there it is

I really wanted to see him faling all the way. SAD!

We have some organizations. They all suck compared to UFC but what doesn't.

Joe would unironically love our shit.

It's not so much about organizations but fighter presence. There's a lot of fighters out of Russia and an overall interest in combat sports.

>the biggest fighters on 219 main card are WW lanklets

sad!

Whatever you say Mr. Let me tell you about your country.
Last time I checked Khabib has the most following on social media among contenders and even some of the current champions.
People are obsessed with MMA here. Like dude, I can't stop seeing guys dressed in UFC merch on the street, it's crazy.

Im agreeing with you, goofball

Coral

what are the odds on khabib not making weight? i need to make some quick cash.

5:1 in favor of him not making weight

i told this sherdog janitor i was going to fucking kill him for giving me double yellows, he banned me for saying it, and i just learned that he literally died lol

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i'm literally smiling i'm so happy right now lol

you have no idea how happy this makes me because i would literally have killed him if i knew where he lived lol

fuck every moderator here, fuck you all

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hey /heem/
just another one of those days huh

Well fellas it looks like Christmas came a bit early
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Based

no. its a brand new day and a brand new batch of autists have arrived to talk about but mostly around the most autistic sport there is with the most autistic sport community that has ever been allowed to grow and fester in an online domain

Nice bro. I bullied an r/mma mod into killing himself. Feels good.

Fake humility bitch

this is pretty fucked up mate

Absolute based i once bullied a h8er into killing himself after t city strangled cub

There's a parallel universe where Ronda stayed in Stockton and remains undeated.

Based malta bro keeping those jannies in check
Imagine your only legacy is moderating a shitty mma forum full of trolls.

Why do you constantly hang around /heem/ to tell people you don't like /heem/, bitter Brit?

don't get me wrong, i love it and i am one of the people i describe

It’s a beast for sure

When will the final poll take place?

Don't project too much. I for example am a respectable member of society, am married, have a beautiful kid, a dog and a nice house with lawn and white fence. I go out with my many friends and play different sports once a week not forgeting to read books to keep my mind fit.

No one believes you you filthy hue

How well would you do if you were put into the UFC 1 tournament?

i'm projecting for saying there are a huge amount of autistic (bastardized internet version) persons here?

good for you and all but let's face the facts that we're reminded of every time we see images of people playing with shit and dicks cut in half in these very threads!

So the spammer has a Sherdog account but also claims to hate mma and constantly has people call us fags.

Don't try to analyse the mentally ill, just feel sorry for them

>dicks cut in half
Welp, I've only seen gays, scat and zoophilia, havent seen gore. I guess Im blessed.
But realy, what I mean to say is that even though this is a small place in a very autistic forum there are normal people out there. I'm nothing of those things I said - but I could be!

is conduit a meme fighter

What motivates you to post the exact same sentence every day?

Heeminder

kek

Favorite beldanio schobelo moment?

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Blerpan sploob has many iconic mma moments. However I think It was when he knocked out a prime cro cop my guy,he woulda been a B-B-BEAAAAST if he ever fought in Japan

Right here, Bartholomew is a beast!

>why are there pictures of Brendan everywhere
>who's this young girl, this doesn't feel right, cut it Jamie

kek no matter how many times I see this, this is the funniest heem ever.

lukas i didnt expect this post from you

favourite brian ortega fight?

1. it's christmas week
2. it's the middle of the day
3. there is no fight till next weekend

Imagine not being on /heem/ during a non fight week near Christmas
TRUE /heem/sters unite

The closer we get to a fight night worse and more full of casual /heem/ gets

I don't have the source, and he was not taking about /heem threads, but Rogan once said in his podcast that Sup Forums was one of the most awesome websites on the internet.

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Post the webm, you know the one

youtu.be/AoBK1_ixiro

i appreciate the message and will bear it in mind

Of course him strangling cub how about you

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stop posting that

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Joe's has made it clear on several occasions he holds people who are anonymous on the internet with contempt

dee is so cute

anime

apparently someone is a big bisping fan

big anime titties

Can anybody stop this madman? After dominating MMA and leaving while at its peak, revolutionizing the art of podcasting, sharing his vision of an innovative, hilarious T-shirt design and finally taking the stand-up comedy world by storm, now he leads the meme world as well. We don't deserve Schaub.

>hating the natty goat
>weeb
>tripfag
Seems about right

eva lovia