/nfl/ general bird gang edition

MIA:DeVante Parker misses another practice
SEA:Seahawks fined $100K for concussion handling
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders misses another practice
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle, thumb) says he's 'fine'
CAR:Devin Funchess expects to play versus Bucs
ARZ:Kerwynn Williams (quad) still not practicing
TB:DeSean Jackson (ankle) absent again Thursday
DAL:Garrett says Ezekiel Elliott 'looks good'
DEN:Lynch, Osweiler split practice reps Wednesday
MIA:MIA using Drake more than they would prefer
ATL:Tevin Coleman out of concussion protocol
CAR:Devin Funchess (shoulder) out again Thursday

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just a brief reminder this literally, unironically, actually happened

My QB is more handsome than yours.

SOON

bruh.... look at this dood

nth for snapping tendons

>Zoological Football Conference

>Bird Division
Eagles
Seahawks
Ravens
Falcons
>Cat Division
Panthers
Jaguars
Bengals
Lions
>Mammal Division
Broncos
Colts
Rams
Bears
>Random Division
Dolphins
Jets
Cardinals
Redskins

>Anthropomorphic Football Conference

>Western Myth Division
Chiefs
Cowboys
Texans
Bills
>Marauder Division
Raiders
Buccaneers
Vikings
Chargers
>Worker Division
Packers
49ers
Steelers
Browns
>Legends 'N Leaders Division
Patriots
Saints
Titans
Giants

Go Bills

Can DeShaun Watson be good again? I feel like he'll come back and not only not play at the level he was, but now not as effectively since teams have tape on him.

Cant nigger12 stop with the fucking iggles op?

t.actual philadelphian

Aaron Rodgers is back baby!

>Legends and Leaders division

Kek

Vikings will win the Super Bowl
#SKOL

JIMMY

>Redskins
>Zoological
kek'd, but lets be realistic they should swapped with the bills

>on IR again after throwing 3 picks and getting sacked

Why did they even fucking bother?

Soup Sup Forums? Hey I'm at work and I can't get to ESPN. Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?

what a handsome lad

>bird division

how is that even fair lol

No idea. The fudge packers won't even break .500 this season.

No but Gronk is suspended again. I'm from the future of next Monday.

Is a Jet an athlete?

Yeah, they're going 8-8 at best, 7-9 at worst. They might stand a chance against Detroit, but their run game has stepped up a bit recently. They're thirsty to lose in the Wild Card again.

How poorly will Ramsey play vs the 2nd most handsome QB? Or will he try extra hard to get an interception so Jimmy G notices him and JR won't look as gay when he talks about him in interviews, he can say this balls he caught from Jimmy were really smooth and can't wait to catch more.

because they all suck LOL

A charger is a horse.

YOU TEL MEEEEEE

>Seacheats

>tfw under fire for Racism, Sexism and Harassment

Do we finally get an owl now?

How is that cheating?

@80448105
>myth division
All of those existed you fucking moron

nth for owning QBs

Not that guy but people who can't quote a post are the 2nd biggest canserous fucks behind tripfags on Sup Forums. KYS you double nigger

@80448236

>how is not following the rules cheating
uh what

>tfw friends who are seahawks fans are finally acknowledging the downfall of their shit team
feels good desu

Cheating implies they got an upper hand in it. The concussion protocol isn’t an Football rule it’s an NFL safety policy. That’s not the same thing.

Friendly reminder that all the work you've done, all the training, the preparation, literally means nothing because Tom is taking it all this year

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You in the playoffs too Tom?

But not better dressed.

They got a upper hand by having Wilson in the game, and that's why they're being fined. How dense are you?

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So you admit that the Cardinals tried to head hunt to get an advantage by removing the QB?

Are you retarded?

>the QB starting the game is cheating because he didn't stop playing the game at one point
>he thinks the concussion protocol is an NFL rule

You're so fucking dumb.

I hope Catb Owl guy is not died.

Here's his MEOW in case he shows up later.

MEOW.

>missing the point entirely
Impressive, but annoying. Wilson shouldn't have been allowed to return, but the Seahawks made him return so they could be a better team. That's against the rules.

So Russel Wilson is cheating by being the starter because it makes the Seahawks better than the Cardinals. Gotcha. Dumbfuck.

That cat was already kill by another cat.

>Frank Gore isn't a HoFer

Bruh... Look at this dude.

>xeattle going to shit
>rams best in the division
>nobody cares about the cardinals
>niners on the come up

I'm okay with this.

Cams utility is in his running ability, typically Running backs usually fall off the cliff or retire by 30

Cam is 28. He doesn't have much time left until he becomes mediocre.

Will there ever be a QB as sexy looking as Dan "The Man" Marino?

He's not good looking.

>mfw nannerbros act like the Jags are even thinking about their game

we'll probably let you win just so you don't hurt our players

Pretty pointless career, t.b.h

@80448236
Fuck off to reddiit

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Just got a $2000 Christmas bonus lads, thinking of buying thos shit website with it and making a board for yuro sports called /fag/ or /gay/. Any thoughts?

That pic is sanic tier autistic

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**80448378
>ugly rat stache
>jew curls
>uni brow

Cambridge has the skill sets to become a competent pocket passer. It depends on whether he cares or not. Motivation is that niggas issue. He doesn't seem to want to turn up against the worse teams in the league which won't really translate well into trying to become a better pockets passer.

>Pittsburgh could have drafted Marino instead of that dt that paralyzed himself and been competitive instead of in qb hell for the 80s-90s

Wow, a quarter of the your yearly wage in a bonus?!?
Baltishitters sure are rich. Wow, I wish I lived in baltipoor.

t. ass blasted yuropoor

You don't know pain. Imagine drafting a QB in a draft with 3 HoFers?

youtu.be/rZxNeFLuY98

A better playoff scenario does not exist.

>Rams looking like a dominant force going into the playoffs
>Lose Greg the Leg

WHYYYYYYYYY

>Eagles losing to the Raiders
lol k

Cowboys is a toss up

>Dallas in the playoffs
>good

I wouldn't mind seeing the Chargers get in with >us

Patriots are going to win again and brady is going to retired. You guys do realized the nfl is rigged right?

Truly, the most brainlet of opinions

Eagles fan deviantart pages are very similar to Sonic deviantarts

All fandom pages are the same

>Ravens, Cowboys and Panthers all in
Literally the worst fucking playoffs you could've come up with

>Brady
>Retire

Big kek

He was just kind of there. What did he do? He's one of those guys that's only relevant because he was in the league for such a long time.

At least his team made it to the Bowl. That counts for a little.

why are there no teams named after insects? insects are the most dominate species on earth

insect like typing detected

Wait until Wu-Tang buys the Panthers. They'll change them to the Brooklyn Killer Bees

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
CREAM

There is no Hell other than the one we make for ourselves on Earth.

The pats are going to win again and brady still isn't going to retire because humanity hasn't suffered enough.

>Walking in on son doing homework - saw an article on #TomBrady on computer:
>Me: What you doing a project on Tom Brady?
>Him: No, writing a paper on “Best QB of All-Time”!!!!#IGetIt #ButShotToTheHeart #InMyOwnHome

So Kurt's kid cucked him with the literal GOAT? It's a shame Marshall Faulk is a rapist, I'd love to see his assblast.

>Dolphins aren’t mammals

Also go Cats. Catb Owl and all that.

Catb Owl

Cowboys v. Saints would set the record for land dragons. Possible game of the year material. Panthers v. Rams would be a matchup of good teams that haven't played eachother yet, we all want to see it. Same for Saints v. Eagles. Panthers could also meme on the vikings yet again in their own stadium.

Rivers would get to be the good guy against Brady. The Pats would have to go to Jacksonville. Can you imagine the memes from the Jags winning that?

Plus the Saints Orson Wellesing the Eagles for the second time would be amazing.

This is the perfect scenario.

nobody wants to see Buffalo in the playoffs.

Birb Owl

Rams will win a playoff game.

>”I’ll retire when I suck”
>Game is rigged
>Brady is 60 and still making comebacks with the help of referees so NFL can keep making their shekels off of the Patriot bandwagon nation

I’m just gonna stop watching now.

Jay Cutler will carry us into the playoffs!!!

Birds suck desu

Panthers > Seahawks, Ravens, Cardinals, Falcons

Jaguars > Seahawks, Ravens, Cardinals, Falcons

Lions > Seahawks, Cardinals

Bengals is are our weak point, but could take 50% of Bird Team.

All animal based teams are garbage, historically and otherwise

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What was your favorite memory of the Seahawks dynasty

When Wilson threw the game-ending INT in the Owl.

I noticed that most everyone posting or fans of good teams this year. Do the bad team fans leave the board or do they just lurk?