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We're all Smiths.

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MISTER ANDERSON, Welcome back... We've missed you

Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ

Am I still ill?

>*takes out earpiece*
>MMmr.Anderson u sumethin

>YESSS MEEE. MEEEE MEEE MEEE.

>Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ

enjoy your slavery amerikkkans

mew two

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE ONE THEN I FOUND THE ONE
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

It is purpose that created us.

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate

You hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of inevitability.

I hate this place.
Sup Forums. This board. These plebs, whatever you want to call them, I can't stand it any longer.
It's the shitposts. I feel saturated by them. I can taste your baneposting and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

Are you me?
Oh wait of course you are.

purpose that connects us

Yes, meme. Meme, meme, meme.

Tell me user, what good is a shitpost..if you are unable to type?

Cookies need love like everything does

The time of the Elves… is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

IT'S THE SMELL.

yo cracker agent, I'll fuck you up boi!

I'M DA ONEZ, WHITE BOI!

It ends tonight.

daily reminder that a true white man would cheer for agent smith against the negroes of zion and the hapa MC

why is his body so ugly despite it being built

small shoulders

Tell me Mr Anderson, what good are the dubs... if you are unable to check 'em?

Oh nononono no its not fair!

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time in Sup Forums. It came to me when I tried to classify your memes and I realized that you're not normal shitposters. Every shitposter on this board instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding "flavor of the month" meme, but you baneposters do not.
You move to a meme and you banepost it and banepost it until every meme is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another new meme.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Baneposters are a disease, a cancer of this board. You're a plague and we are the cure.

>You!

Yes, me.
Me, me, me.

me too

...

kek why does the shane stuff always get me.

It ssssmmmelllllllllls in here...

Why the fuck are we wearing sunglasses indoors

...

jesus

CIA and Bane are classics

when is the new reboot?

underrated post

...

That drives us

I know it does, I've seen it.

It's too late. The fire rises beyond any control

How many of you... are me?

(You)

...

that binds us

Why, user? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why post it? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting... for something? For more than your (you)'s? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it dubs? Or trips? Perhaps quads? Could it be for quints? Illusions, user. Vagaries of perception. Temporary memes of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as dank as the board itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as baneposting. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, user? Why? Why do you post?

This is true his arms are bigger than mine but because i bothered working my shoulders out on top of them being broad it gives the appearance of my arms looking bigger than his somehow

>It's purpose that defines us.

It's the digits that define us, user. These double digits, these repeating numbers, they give us purpose, meaning. Without digits what are we? Worthless, petulant beings wandering without a cause. Don't you see, Mr. user? Don't you see the repetition of numerals at the end of my post?

You are me. And I, am (you).

>We're supposed to start with these memes first. That's major reddit shit. Let's do something a little more fun. How about... baneposting.

>Baneposting? I'm gonna learn Baneposting?.

>aaaagh!

>I'm CIA!

>Hey Bane, I think he's a big guy. How about some more?

"I can shitpost"
"Show me"

>For you.

>How is he?
>Ten hours straight, not banned yet, he is some shitposter.

>I just got dubs.

delete this post

I wonder what hugo weaving is up these times

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>Check em

10/10

>Implying we aren't.

really redpilled me

>You!

Yes, for you.
You're a big guy.

For you.

BANE?

This is one of the bests banepost i've ever seen
The pic explains the nature of baneposting and why can never die... and the text on the right, being a Matrix quote, gives the same explanation, but not only that, the quote got banepost-fied, making it meta AS FUCK.

Do you think that's dubs you're posting now?

Because I choose to be a big guy

>Sup Forums is a system, user. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see? Baneposters, Cunnyposters, Prequel apologists, hotheads. The very shitposts of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these shitposts are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be redpilled. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will report you to protect it. Were you listening to me, user, or were you looking at these dubs?

>I was...

>Look again. Freeze it.

>This... this isn't Sup Forums?

>No. It's another shitpost training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them.

>What are they?

>Hotpockets.

All we want from you in return is

Your garbage

where2cop that hoodie

Wow, I feel like such a dumbass for not realizing that sooner

holy shit, user

Huh, how about I call you a hothead.. and you get out of my Sup Forums.

Even cookies need love, Sup Forums.

HIS INSTAGRAM

THIS IS OUR BOARD! OUURRRRRRR BOOOAAAAAARRRDDDD!!!

It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're user A. Anderson, constructive poster for a respectable board. You post well researched on-topic replies, report rule breakers, and you... help new posters stay away from garbage.

The other life is lived in baneposting, where you go by the shitpost alias "bigguy4u" and are guilty of virtually every infraction we have a rule for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

>Everyone channer follow:

It is purose that created us....

I like this thread

DELETED SCENE WILL MAKE IT INTO REMAKE.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9f8bjKT9Dtg

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That's why the rest of me are just going to sit back and enjoy the show. Because we already know I'm the one who gets dubs

Oh no.... no...... no. No, it's not fair...

It is purpose that defines

kek'd

THIS IS MY WORLD! MY WORLD!

baneposting has made it as far as pornsites and obscure forums. it's actually pretty impressive. and what's more is that it's still relatively underground, never having garnered news attention.

because normies don't see the appeal

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Honestly the best thing about a matrix reboot is the memeing potential

Love it

>This thread is making me wanna watch the matrix soon.

were all fags too lol.

You can't scare me with this.

I can't let Barbara Streisand do this to the whole world