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Welp Germany's fallen. What now?

*Cheers in russian*

The world is destroyed
Except of course by the new world master race

*Gets hammered in Munich*

Spain and Argentina will lead civilization

Kek, Krauts BTFO Nips literally BTFO

>be fash
>get shot

>bans shopping

germs get out of lapland reee

surely this conflict has settled everything once and for all. we have ushered in a golden era of peace and prosperity

well fuck

Gonna marry me a foreign beauty.

>be fash
>get TRIAL'd

Americans out reeeee

Your welcome. Have a herseys.

oh hello, this is your country eh? I wonder why our boys did the dying for it

>be SS soldier
>starving in Allies concentration camps
>not high rank enough to get my neck roped
>tfw no work, no more family
>suddenly a fat french soldier approaches
>"Hello mein freunde, do zou vants to be in Legion?"
>thinks why the fuck not, my only skills comes from the army
>gets into the Legion
>go fight some angry chnks in Vietnam
>burn some with flamethrowers
>fuck some local women, even some french ladies who came all the way from France to fuck legionnaries and make a living
>gets captured by chinks during a patrol mission
>have to teach them how to use guns, manoeuver during battle, even ties their fucking shoes sometimes
>Chinese commies comes in with their propanda and logistics
>I get back to Germany through a communist return program of german soldiers
>back in Germany
>tfw in East region yet nobody knows I'm an ss

>wake up from your dream
>*knocking at door*
>"open up, its ze Stasi!"

2 more years of oppression. Gandhi still ballin

Based on a true story, it happened more than you'd think back then, most of the Legion soldiers were germans. Of course because this branch of the army didn't keep any data from the soldiers identities, we don't really know the numbers of SS soldiers who got in.

>tfw german from ostpreußen
dead I think

I was toooooootally a resistant guys I swear
I love Jews and I never denounced anyone, really
Can't wait to have a fou-... fifth republic now hahah

So now that the axis are wrecked, let's roast some commies. [spoiler]Commies are vodka fueled maniacs[/spoiler]

FUCK the normie libshits cucked me into forced military duty what do i do now lads

Well the war is over now so it's not all that bad. You can chill wherever you're stationed and pick up a foreign waifu

Maybe the suffering will finally stop, maybe we can finally lift the rations on coffee and chocolate!

*installs gommunism*

I recall reading of a jew that joined the legion specifically to murder a man that had killed his family in the holocaust, he left for Israel immediately afterwards.

Thank you guys for liberating us from facism.We are all good now, right?

Sure, it was really just the world domination thing that caused all the fu- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!

Depends, You in the east or west?

american occupation zone

is it that "Devil's" something book?

will the russians leave?

Yes, Devil's Guard, which is a fiction book.
Also, the one of the Legion chant is a slowed version of an SS chant, lyrics have also been changed.

Oh my god, what happened to you guys?

Mi coronel que grande sos

WW2 happened
Come and join the Party

Too bad i missed it, maybe next time

We fuck Germans in their butts.
They sucked our big cocks.
So hard we fucked them.

Sure, sure, btw, how was your squash game?

bloody yanks porking my wife and Germans bombed my house at least we have the empire right guys

>be kraut
>get bombed

Depends, can you afford to keep it running?

The Empire died of pneumonia while... oh you were away!

bloody hell lads empire gone and the yank was a black fella hope shes not pregnant

yup its from here. tonnes of germans served because french cowards were too cowardly.

my greatgrandpa had to kill a half dozen german/colonial men you forced to fight because you were too cowardly.

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It was great, you won't forget to include us in the marshall plan i hope, things got really bad for a while

I'm so glad these American guys from the OSS are supporting our (Vietnam's) independence from France after we kicked out the Japs. Surely President Truman will actual receive the letter/talk to the OSS guys and see the fight as a just anticolonial cause and not have war on our hands for the next 40 years.

Al-alright, seppos...youse can leave now

Cuck.

wait 70 odd years until we in charge of europe again :^)

Gotta re-build.

Lets finish the japs America-kun.

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rromani-a is a stagnant shithole

We technically won the war stop hating

We're finally free of Japan! Look! The Chinese are coming to congratulate us!

NICE FUCKING TRY HANS TALK TO ME IN THREE YEARS