Tfw not born in Italy

tfw not born in Italy
hold me bros

*watches other countries compete in FIFA world cup*

Stop browsing Sup Forums, go outside, get a gf and those won't be problems in your life anymore.

Have you tried learning Italian, paisano?

what sport is this

It's overrated. Take this as an Italian from NYC

"hold me" is for when something bad happens. I won't hold you for any blessings.

>A fucking tricolor that looks like 8 other countries
The utter state of country flags

t. Joey Tribbiani

every italian I've met has dreamed of being american, they don't know how good they have it, and we don't know how good we have it

being from northern italy would probably be neat, but imagine if you were from sicily or something, holy shit no thanks

Boopity beepity

there isn't much of a difference nowadays

This. Italy and its culture is all over the place at this point.

>the only worthwhile character in friends
>a bad thing
Jew in Costa Rica detected.

Where did this stereotype come from what are the differences only been to Venice, Florence, Tuscany region and time and they were all very different

t. Autistic kid from Stranger Things

italy is overrated. it's culture and people are nothing compared to what preceded them.

perhaps you should open a history book or at least browse wikipedia

Best food in the world tho

China would like to have a word with you, and I'm not talking about General Tso down the street

Indeed, amico.

The Roman empire is actually a meme. Shitty overrated economy based on unsustainable expansion, shitty art, shitty architecture. Don't @ Me

Perhaps u should answer my question

>be from a country where like 65% of the population is of italian descent
>not be of italian descent
jesus fucking christ I'm lucky.

>being either an indio, a slav, or a jew instead

literally wat

t. Tyler Brandon DeSpagliamaggia

t. Ernesto Joaquin Abdullah al-Hamid Gutierrez

no need to sign your posts m8