OFFICIAL VANCOUVER CANUCKS @ SAN JOSE SHARKS GAMETHREAD

/comfy/ as fuck edition

Good timing m8

Been waiting for this game all day to be perfectly honest with you family

cumfee as heck

post anime

No don't trigger the autists

>this might be the last bit of /hoc/ left for the evening

very comfy thread desu

>28 GA in the last 5 games

Same here friendo
Started drinking at 3 and been waiting ever since

>Canucks
>in San Jose
>with this goaltending

Can't wait to lose 6-0 tonight, desu.

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who /Dellicious/ here?

I think you mean 6-1

>1-0 after the first shot

good doggo

>tfw the Canucks will waste another great effort by Brock "Simply the Boest" Boeser

OH SHIT NIGGER A LEAD

i'm here for the boeser hatty tbqh

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>putting hertl and donskoi on different lines
What did he mean by this?

boeser goal incoming

>hutting sitting for guddy
think he'll finally stop playing like shit after being scratched a few times?

me too
don’t even care about the canucks tee bee ache
but i’m invested in based boeser burger

well the season is pretty much done with all these injuries, but boeser is fun. also

>its a canucks give up multiple chances against when they're on the pp

>Canucks unironically trying to get my hopes up by getting a lead

Foolish Canucks, you can't trick me!

I literally confuse Granlund and Gudbranson every time I think about them.

same

how do >we fix swedish goaltending?

granlund’s nickname should be ‘granville island’

by waiting for Demko

It's time for Del Zotto to sit for a game or two.

He's been brutal, but who do you put in for him? Hutton?

comfy is just a code word for superior desu

he needs to be traded

Might as well.

GOOD post

Which GDP episode is this?

once tanev returns hutton will sit out for biega. tbqh biega deserves that spot

Here we go.

JUMBOOOOOO

>swedish goaltending

GIB CUP

based Jumbo

holy fuck my stream must be behind by 2 mins because i still havent seen the goal

surely our PP will produce as well

>seeing the goal now
wtf. also nick dowd clearly isnt working out

>dell

What number do you guys think Dahlin is going to wear for us?

Congrats DZ. That's the most noticeable you've been in three weeks.

>swedish goaltending

my god the canucks goaltending is shit

rude but true.

its okay I am suffering too
pottery

imagine if virtanen could actually do something with that speed

FIGHTU

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>Virtanen shoots it wide

>gagner actually dropping the gloves
kek, good fight

>crashes into the net

hopefully the people who bought that bank of seats behind the west goal show up for the 2nd

>falls down and slams into the boards

He's being overcoached. He has no idea what to do because he's been told eight different things since he's been in the league.

I love kippers!

>eats a bag of timbits

they come in boxes.

step it up man.

For me, it's the panties

>skates around the net but doesnt do anything with it which causes a turnover

it would help if gaunce wasnt so shit tbqh

I'm stuck in traffic. See you in a bit, sweetie.

>punished fatanen
did willy ruin him?

my bad. they are delicious tho desu

m8 sure you have donut holes in the states as well.

Tims is pretty shit, they just get by on being really cheap and pushing the hurr durr patriotism angle

>timbits
>bags

and having stores EVERYWHERE

>mad
>at donut holes

i, for one, dont want that song to make my hands clap. pretty sick of that song being played so often in arenas

their breakfast biscuits are pretty tasty 2bh f am

mein neger
just had a sausage biscuit this morning for 99c

everything else is garbage

how long until Demko?

SWISS MISS

i like the ice caps

the artisan grilled cheese is absolute crap tho

wont change much if >our defense is so shit that the puck isnt cleared

Shit, is Labanc gonna fill Jumbo's role once he retires? 'Cause I'm okay with it.

>all these posts about tim hortons
this truly is comfy edition

>burmemestrov

will see see a Jimbo hatty?

Canucks gamethreads are always comfy, especially with our based aquatic apex predator bros

so are we just tanking because of all the injuries or what

kek here comes another 6 goal blowout

HATTRICK WEN?

HOLY FUCK
JUMBO HATTY INCOMING

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but...

No Tanev means no defense, so yeah.

fallin' for dahlin

*gets injured*

Boeser PP goal WHEN?

GIVE JIMMY THE HAT

Damn I never watch hockey because it's all lucky ugly tap ins but those were 2 very nice goals

HE DID IT

HE DID A THING

>Edler goes to the box
>Canucks immediately score
welp there's >our answer