Cast him

Cast him.

...

jackie chan

Kevin James

jaden smith

It should be another hapa like Keanu.

Idris Elba

flint marko

How many times a day do you think he still says "woah" a day?

A woman

Jackie Chan.

your mum m8

>blackguypushingabuttonwhilelookingintothecamera.gif

matrix

really good pick, they almost look the same

He does it everytime he wakes up certainly.

Just picture it and I dare you not to laugh.

>Cast him
You don't, just scrap the reboot and make one-shot standalone movies in the matrix universe like 10 cloverfield lane.

>Neo
Aiden Turner

>Trinity
Antje Traue

>Morpheus
Chiwetel Ejiofor

>Agent Smith
Ralph Fiennes

>Apoc
Antonio Te Maioha

>Switch
Jared Leto

>Mouse
Thomas Middleditch

>Tank
Chadwick Boseman

Dozer
>Dwayne Johnson

>The Oracle
Alfre Woodard

...

That dude from fant4stic

Michael B Jordan

>damn nigga you ugly we putting you back in the pod dawg LMFAO

Him only half hapa. I could see them trying with a real one this time though.