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12/29 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: 2nd Round - 12am EST
12/30 - UFC 219: Cyborg vs Holm - 10pm EST
12/30 - Rizin Jiu-Jitsu Open
12/31 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: Final Round - 12am EST

>The MMA Hour - 12/18/17
youtube.com/watch?v=uXz2y4Lrn-U
>Monday Morning Analyst: 12/18/17
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>Big Brown Breakdown: Episode 57 - 12/19/17
youtube.com/watch?v=UG97RgkyXro
>Stud Radio #208 - 12/19/17
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>MMA Beat 12/21/17
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/mma/ News:
>UFC 219 conference call audio
youtube.com/watch?v=XDhVaL2nvHE

>After last three fights on UFC contract, Mark Hunt plans to leave organization
mmafighting.com/2017/12/21/16807020/after-last-three-fights-on-ufc-contract-mark-hunt-plans-to-leave-organization

>Cage Warriors 91 fight card takes shape with Reed, Williams, Edwards
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/cage-warriors-91-fight-card-josh-reed-richard-williams-kris-edwards

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THANK YOU!!!!

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First for Cynthia

As good as always OP, keep em coming!

Ngannou is a can crusher Stipe will expose him

Anti Dandruff shampoo doesn't work

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What wmma move is this?

Did you guys hear DC is thinking about fighting Stipe or Ngannou?

her ass was so fat in those shorts. it was mesmerizing for the entire fight. Renau and Bernado both are fucking stacked

One that I wouldn't mind being subjected to
This is unironically true. Stipe will literally be Ngannou's first non can.

>"She has her in a really nasty tuna fish Mike. What she wants to do is hold her breath and get out of this"

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*Knocks on your door
>Can i talk to you about DMT?

Thank you based calendar!

Might be your scalp, you can get different stuff for that. Who is your favorite Iranian WMMA fighter?

What are some good MMA related YouTube channels to follow?

Hey guys, guess where newly signed bellator hw fighter Jack Hager will be "competing" soon

I believe that's an arse choke

Aussie & Fancy
2Pac's Father

t.former overeem fans

After that you'll go back to being werdum fans, and then eventually Velasquez fans but that's not before you bring up 5-3 Brock Lesnar

Reem had been knocked out 10 times before he fought Ngannou

there isn't gonna be an aussie fancy this week right? they only do it for ufc cards? they didnt even do one for invicta when they're both invicta fighters

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For sure reem is the most decorated striker in mma my guy he'll expose ngannou for sure 100%

Good magazine to show your grandkids one day

are you ok man? building such a strawman must be tiresome, if you're actually autistic enough to check the picks something like 70% of us picked Francis because Overeem is a fucking bum who has been KO'd by the likes of Rothwell, Bigfoot and Brown.

is Megan full lesbian or just Bi

Heeminder not to the patrician fight card this Saturday afternoon

that's the only thing other than skiing that I miss about living in burlington

I don't know anyone out here who can cook deemsters

maybe my life is in a better place, I dunno

don't worry I not

she's straight but its fun to pretend she's gay with Sanko who is also straight

based headbangers working the indie marks

also I guarantee Teddy got both his travel and lodging comped by the promoter

>tfw no Sanko gf

how much to watch on the official stream?

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Guess what fight I am watching..

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Ladd is a tank

Anderson's a fucking 6 foot FW, she doesn't really look that small in comparison.

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Who's this semen demon

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Bout eleven fiddy dollary doos

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She's completely straight.

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>implying I would dare miss /myguy/ oswiecinski
Come on triplier H!

youtube.com/channel/UCuLFZC1akNVl75b-4-tsLng/videos

Sanko

I hope we get to see Anderson-Cyborg regardless of what happens at 219

/sanko/?

Does she have a trainer or is she self-taught?

Is this webm slowed down?

dude weed

Rogan looks like he's smoking alien cock

That's how he summoned Ngannou to this realm.

Tell me the truth, Poland. Will it be worth the price or should I find an alternative stream?

Dunno I don't watch ksw

Not good enough, Marcin. I need an answer right fucking now!

Someone should just tell her, ffs.

tell her what?

Why go through a hassle of paying for something in foreign currency that you can get for free ?

he'll get KO'd like the rest, then get KO'd again, then start to fall off.
story of every HW.
HW is fun in a Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em way but you'll never have a GSP elite type reign for years. Maybe it's the power those guys have, decreases your IQ by so much with each head punch that you'd need Mayweather-like evasion skills to remain intelligent enough to fight decently for more than 7 or 8 fights.

That she's brutally terrible, has no power, no technique, and no future in fighting; and that she should quit immediately and find another path in life.

she doesnt fight bud, she does interviews and shit

2bh, I'm not sure if KSW is big enough for other people to stream it. I'll keep an eye out though.

>has no power
she's an atomweight my guy
>terrible, no future in fighting
she went undefeated before she had a season ending pregnancy. are you stupid or are you dumb?

still no excuse for having her hands at her tits

she's a jiu-jitsu specialist

also not an excuse, her coach should be slapping her every time it happens, it's as much on him really

yo heem look at some ass for a nice day

It's fucking wmma dude you don't need to be a technically sound athletic beast

>it's fucking wmma
>therefore the first day fundamentals don't matter
heem yourself anytime

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heemtards bet your house on soldic
i know the guy, he called me and said he's coming to ufc after mankowski goes down in the 2nd round
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what's some of your casual filters for mma? how do you weed out people that are just meme'ing from people that know their shit when it comes to the sport?
my favorite is completely disregarding anything someone says if they casually use "of all time" in anyway at all. Saying something or someone is the greatest or worst of all time is so over used now without any critical thought.

>don't enjoy grappling/submissions
>Likes wmma
>Size queen (has a weird fetish for hws)
>Likes the unified rules of mixed martial arts/thinks stomps and soccer kicks are too brutal
>doesn't train

are you implying the fight is fixed?

Wat

when someone asks when does the event begin, or where can i find the stream
like h-e-l-o you dumb filthy casual you need to be slain and pissed at ur corpse and then pooped in ur mouth and then pictures taken and uploaded on heem so everyone can see what happens when you mess with da bois on our underground hidden forum place
dumb fucking casuals am i right heh

Cro cuck

>>Likes the unified rules of mixed martial arts/thinks stomps and soccer kicks are too brutal
x1,000,000

I've been watching for over 10 years I just suck with computers and the internet. I've been posting on Sup Forums since the days of totse and a fairly recently released Rome: Total War and I still have no idea how to link a post to a different thread.

hi subhuman

>barboza has heavyweight reach
kebab ded

>only good fighter they have is a muslim
elhamdulillah

>heavyweight reach
>71

wut

>wrong fighter
>wrong number
>pakistanis in charge of not being inbred

75'' reach , bigger than the old can fedors which is 74,5''

Could you take him?

Since there's no penalty the first time, why not go for a giant eye gouge in the first minute of every fight?

This, I reckon a half good dick kick or punch when you're rocked should be a standard

Easy guillotine with that thick neck. First round, trap him into the head lock as he tries to bull rush me.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Nate Diaz

Was the janetty until he wasn't

>huuh I think you're from Pakistan huhhhh

What's wrong with Australians?

Still not heavyweight tier, Fedor was just a reachlet.