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are we in school hours
I'm so lonely
why so ded
How hard is to get a Japanese cutie?
you'll technically have to be on at their time
>user, what do you do in your free time?
Good afternoon))
a-are you a Russian qt immigrant? :3
I wish(
Just a kind of Russiaboo I guess.
How do I initiate a conversation?
how do you continue conversation?
Stop letting this thread die when I'm sleeping pls
Burgers this is your responsibility
Be yourself
>Americans
>Wanting to learn languages or communicate with people from other countries and cultures
hahahahaha
I don't know that either.
Americans used to be the largest group of posters in these threads
>Wake up
>Unread messages from 18 girls
Nobody cares
I'm pickle rick
WUBBA Lubba Dub dub
MUH SZECHUAN SAUCE YO
You do, since you obviously replied to me.
And don't get so pissy ya britcuck, just trying to keep the thread alive.
my lecturer said this shit during lecture, what the fuck man
this cannot continue
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle and requires a deep understanding of theoretical physics, if I were a lecturer I'd be sure to include it.
Please tell me this isn't true
What do you study?
cringe
>There are people that unironically think this
Laptop has stopped charging lads
>To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle and requires a deep understanding of theoretical physics, if I were a lecturer I'd be sure to include it.
I'd say 0/10 bait but you seem to have hooked a few.
stop being a russiaboo
>carpet bomb polite "hey" messages
>1 to 100 reply rate
maybe i should delete my profile
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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Love you lads and lasses :3
Why((
>((
kek
Okay :(
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Gonna send this a girl see if she gets the message
How do I delete a message? I fucked up
You can't. Just accept your fate.
ilu2
It'll only delete on your end, post message
Do nudes from a polish girl in france count as polish or french ?
There are better ways to waste your time.
Sometimes I place my phone on the tip of my penis while I'm masturbating and messaging my qt.
That way when she responds the vibration of the notification helps get me off
Polish
>girl is interested in politics
>act like a normie, so she might respond
>calls Blacks animals in her first message
Gib profile
Who else here /irl normie/?
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>he isn't spending his Wednesday going for a Chinese then getting fucked
Feel for you mate
Why aren't you the one smashing her ?
I meant to say fucked up
I'd rather not smash that girl desu senpai
Then you have my blessing lad.
mate
AYYY LMAOOOOO
>chubby anime girls
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Current mood lads
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Current mood lad
>Girl asks what I enjoy doing
>Reply with
Me like smash rock with hammer
Me then sell rock dust to tourists for money
Me then use money to buy better hammer
Very hard in beginning
No have any hammer
Have to use hands to smash rocks
I hope this time I get an actual response to what this autism.
>Russian asks me for an interesting fact about Scotland and England
>say Scotland has great whiskey and England great beer
>ask for a fact about Russia
>"Russians hate gays and the Americans are trying to influence our people on this topic"
k den
>talking to Russian girls in the first place
They're boring and brainwashed
b-but she's a qt...
So they're just like American girls. Got it.
Tfw you learn that your qt is morally conservative and has never had a one night stand before
>he believes what a woman says
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Not every girl is a slut, just like not every guy is a whore
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>not every girl is a slut
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU SHOULD DO STAND UP
You mean like those christian girls that keep their purity for marriage, but let you fuck them as hard as you can in the ass, because it doesn't count?
Kek. God tier.
I didn’t say she hasn’t had sex. Obviously she has with her past boyfriends.
You’re comparing 2 different things
>Had sex with her past boyfriends
Sorry to break this to you user, but those are not the only guys she's had pounding her ass to sleep.
so you really think that any future girlfriend you ever will have, has had their pussy filled up with tons of chad dicks?
Not just Chad dicks.
But to be honest, things are a lot better if you just assume that the girl you are fucking has had more dicks in her than an entire football team.
Leads to a lot fewer disappointments and heartbreaks.
Is that what you do? The girls you like with the cute face. You just assume that she’s had dozens of cock stuffed down her throat and a tummy full of cummy?
>spot qt on IP
>think about messaging her
>don't do it
>go back on the profile two days later or so
tfw Gustavo'd
Yeah sure, why not?
Its not like I'm actively imagining it.
What's wrong with girls that are willing to have sex?
No.
Funnily enough, really pretty girls usually have less sex than average or below good looking.
Self-esteem issues are a bitch.
Post her profile so I can ask her how she feels about being Gustavo’d
>Yeah sure, why not?
lol kek
GUSTAVOD.com when?
Yes but it also depends. Not all girls are interested in hook up culture. Some rather just fuck their boyfriend instead of random guys.
Love you lads and lasses :3
Disgusting
You too :)
Something girls like to omit is when they say they only sleep with their boyfriends, they mean when they're single they sleep with their ex-boyfriends, but it doesn't count as a hookup.
I’m sure that does happen. However I think that’s different in a way. They sleep with their ex hoping he will get back with them.
if they really just wanted a dick in their mouth, they’d go find one somewhere like actual sluts do
hot desu
He literally looks like he’s a Viet Cong member
>Some Serbian chick messages me and decides to try and out shitpost me
Little does she know I have developed weaponized autism
She might be from /cp/ there are 2 female Serbs I think
Just got the email I didn't get the job I really wanted because I'm not a veteran. Feels bad. I'm gonna have a consolation burrito and ice cream.
If that's true then come at me m80
Correct.
Maybe more.
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One of them is fucking attractive
Sorry to hear that buddy
Thanks. I knew it was a long shot but I just hoped to at least get passed the first step and make it to the next round. But only the guys with veteran preference made it.