Hello Sir!

That's going to be 39.99! Don't forget the tip! Haha!
Have a blessed movie experience!

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It's popcorn time!

Thanks Robert! Also don't forget to call my wife.

Thanks JayMall

>39.99 and a tip for a medium size bucket
Fuck your tip nigger.

can i have some extra butter to go?

Cheers Robert. Here, take my wife.

>implying Emma would marry an agent

That popcorn is too small, go get me a BIG one

Pssst, pass the popcorn.

Not gonna lie,Robert is the most handsome nigger I have ever seen

>pays the fee plus hands over a ten dollar bill for tip smiling warmly

Always appreciated, Robert. And you have a blessed evening, sir. My family and I, as well as the church we go to.. we're all keeping you in our prayers for the Lord to get your through this trial with your cancer.

>tfw the guy in the stock image actually has cancer

Fml

R-really?

same his smiling face always brightens my day

ok thanks Robert!
meanwhile i leave you with my wife pls take care of her while i'm enjoying movie

they shoulda used real butter

the only way I can ever hear that tone coming from a black dude is if they have an African accent. Like Tyrone. You should really pay Tyrone to make a video saying that.

source?

I could kick Robert's ass easily.

is he dead?

>go to matinee
>but small popcorn and drink
>still have change left from a $20

I'd forgotten what that feels like.

As-salāmu ʿalaykum Robert-kun

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Robert it looks like one of the miners left a note in the popcorn again. It says "please holp" what a dumbass

wat

39.99 for 4 pounds of buttery crab legs a large coke and half a pound of raw pidgeon? Nice!

I had a black high school teacher when my regular biology teacher was off teaching psychology.
On the way out of the lesson, he'd tell each individual student to
>Have a wonderful day
>have a joyous day
And, of course,
>have a blessed day
Thanks for ruining that memory with some cinema kikery, you fucking faggot.

>19$ for one movie ticket
>39.99$ for two XL popcorn buckets
>9.90$ for one large diet soda
>10$ for the slavery reparation
>8$ tip for the penis inspector
>4$ for the ticket inspector

going into movies sure isnt like it used to be back in the day

it's called 'pigeon tartare' you pleb

>$600,000+ for the triple bypass

Fucking movie theatres.

It would be expensive.

lol your memories are so shitty they get ruined by memes

>he remembers anything apart from high school and memes

You've got a big wallet.

My falcon doesn't speak French

Are these prices reasonable?

$5 for a fucking hotdog

The way that other places inflate drink prices, Movie Theaters inflate all prices
I see why they do it, but maybe that's a sign that you should release your movie online or something. If your giant air conditioned building where you make $10 a person isn't making a profit, close the fuck down, nobody wants to overpay for the exact same thing they can get across the street

small bottled water for $4.25? thats highway cuckery

I hate when thay happens. Fucking kinoplex can't keep the their popcorn gulags running properly.

Thank you, Robert. Have a great day!

What if it's defluoridated though?

>My falcon doesn't speak French
You're a big pleb

worth it

For (You)

>tfw your beard grows up to your eyes

Here you go little fella

BRAVO

I cri evrytiem I pay

>the cashier is now paying for the popcorn

me on the left

>tip

>for a popcornman

Has anyone ever done this

>go see Logan on Sunday
>Hardly go to movies
>See the theater is selling blankets for $10

When the fuck did this shit start?

Oh snap!

Where do you pay for the cucumber?

I saw this biker guy the other day who literally had stubble within an eyelash length of his eyelashes. Not baby stubble either. Like this guy has to be careful to not slit his eyelids when he shaves.

>he doesn't know about the 200 year ice age during intermission

Lots of people get really fucking triggered and act like they're being "asked to tip" when they pay with a card and the screen gives them the option.

There's a local coffeeshop with a digital POS and the screen on which you sign your name (if you paid with a card) has a little button for a tip if you want to add it and I have heard so many people complain about the OPTION because the feel like they're being forced.

Genuine lol

Nervous rich kids trying to 'be cool' or impress their girlfriends would say 'keep the change' on 10s and 20s back when i used to be a popcornman

what a hard working kinobull!
*gives 100 bucks*
keep the change!

>people disrespecting /ourbull/ Robert
>>>reddit.com/r/faggot

I said large!

Thank you, kind black man.

*tips 5 dollars in his front vest pocket*

I'm so sorry, sir.

Deepest lore

...

That's average.

>mfw

You can get a whole pack of top-tier Nathan's hot dogs for cheaper the price of one at a movie theater.

That looks normalish though I live in the UK where you pay £4-5 for popcorn, £5 for a hotdog and £5-6 for shitty beer bottles.

>black guy named Robert
Sure thing suh, call me Rob

If they were selling this water, then I would pay that price for it.

I guess that's kind of like how if your father made arrows your name would be Fletcher.

>when i used to be a popcornman
Hows it going these days Robert

>order a burger at a movie theater
>12 bucks

>that'll be $12
>let me microwave that for you, it'll just be a minute

I ordered crab legs,Robert

"thanks, y-you too!"
erry time

I saw Get Out the other day and black people snuck in Fried Chicken. Fucking Hillarious. FRIED FUCKING CHICKEN

What's funnier about this: blacks being quintessentially black, or the wagecuck who sighed "this AGAIN!" as he swept up the chicken bones off the theater floor for $7.25/hr?

In the other auditorium, Moonlight screens to an appreciative all-white audience.

We have to go larger! Supersize the popcorn, Robb-o!

>Not eating before the movie

...

Good work, Rob-a-dob-dob!
Now slather it in butter, and use this here anvil to mash it into one big ball of kinokorn!
Here, I'll carry it in my theater wheelbarrow

i just wanted to say I love you Sup Forums. Its threads like these that keep my mind happy since im getting over a breakup. All of you strangers are the friends ive never had

Happy to serve you, sir!
Now how about that $14.99 tip?

We love you too user

Fuck off, user.

we love you too buddy. Hang in there.