God here. Ask me anything
God here. Ask me anything
Will Trump win in November?
If god is all powerful why would he resort to physically coming to earth to deliver a message.
WHY.
What will the Seahawk's regular season win-loss record be?
Why did you make emus?
What the fuck were you thinking when you made niggers?
Why did you give my cat a tumor? What dose that solve?
Please kill me, painlessly, in my sleep tonight so I can end my misery.
Cats are satan, his tumor will be your salvation...
God is black? WTF
for keks
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Tell Aqua she's a cunt.
Why in the FUCK did you create niggers?
>god
>argentinian
Nice try pal but we sll know god is white
Why did you make niggers, jews and liberals?
...
It was just a prank!
she wasn't even that bad, main character was a huge faggot
Is there anything I should know for the coming weeks?
Tell me through dubs.
To defeat the aussies
Memes are our new god. You have no power here
Why did you create abos? What is their purpose?
G-Guys, I don't think God is here...
Didn't decide it yet but for now it's no.
Because it's old school trolling
For teh lulz
Didn't decide it yet
To humilliate australians and remind them of their human condition
Fun
Your cat irritated me
That's why I keep you alive
Yes, didn't you watch Bruce Almighty?
Because they are cunts
K
See above
>he doesn't know D10S
Niggers already answered. Jews to use as a playable character. Liberals were created by the jews.
Ask Kek he knows better
Is my dog bandit with you?
Can you confirm that this board has the best that humanity has to offer?
Where the fuck were you when I needed you
Gods are memes. That's why I created chaos magic and tantra.
To troll scientists looking for the missing link
No, he's with Satan. Probably fucking bitches
No, that's /toy/
are bad things going to happen in Argentina? I don't trust Macri after the tax shitfest
Autism
Why u no faith?
Burning kikes in hell with Satan. Keep calling later.
If argentinians claim to be white then why did you make them black as the night?
Which animals have a soul? Which plants?
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>The ultimate proof that god isn't real
What kind of loving god would create the Abbos?
Is it really wrong to put it in the poop-shoot?
*chute
Will you let me die in my sleep?
Why did you make niggers?
Why did you make Sandniggers?
That's cool I guess. Did he get his eye back?
Yes. Macri is a kike. Argentina will always be third world.
Watch out guys, we got a badass here.
>If argentinians claim to be white then why did you make them black as the night?
To make IRL paradoxs
>Which animals have a soul?
Mongolians
Which plants?
Bernie
The funniest God of all
I didn't create your dick to get it covered in shit, but do as you want
Only if you behave well
>Why did you make niggers?
For fun as already stated. Then to test a virus in vertebrate scale.
>Why did you make Sandniggers?
To kill the jews, but things went out of control.
Not yet
Is it better to tell people what you believe or let them figure it out by the example you set?
Also, 3 men walked the earth around the sane time saying the same things, were they the same man?
>Is it better to tell people what you believe or let them figure it out by the example you set?
Depends on the person. Some will hear you, others might need an example. Also what you pretend to do (educate or just give an answer)
>Also, 3 men walked the earth around the sane time saying the same things, were they the same man?
No
Everybody knows here. Ba'al was all like 'son, I am proud'
Can we swap our places?
Will moving to the Southern Cone protect me in any way from the depopulation agenda of the NWO?
Why did you spoke ill of Messi?
>God here. Ask me anything
why do I have to live here on earth among all these assholes?
Why can't Argentina ever conquer the Falkland Islands?
Why did you let 22 million people die in WW2, BUT LET BARBARA STRIESEND LIVE!?!
why did you create faggots?
take trump and bring hitler back.
we want original, not some fake blond bitch
אחי מתו 60 מליון לא 22
"trollling"
This is why I gave up belief in god.
Muh 7th dick.
No, but you can keep magicking until you become one of us
No.
Cause he's a faggot
To be prepared for the revolution to come.
Because I like trolling argentinians into oblivion
Ben ha Adam, is that a way to aproach Me?
[spoiler]to troll you all[/spoiler]
[spoiler]yeah I know spoilers don't work here[/spoiler]
To test rectal muscles' resistance. Then I forgot to trash the project.
Hitler failed me. Now he's painting landscapes. I'll see what can I send.
When will you destroy Israel again?
Why did you create niggers?
The real god spoke to me, totally not mental. He told me that it'll happen when your ass gets infected with HIV.
Son, I am proud. Now you can start using magick and evoking Orobas.
Yes. Too many uncut people living there and I told them exactly that no uncutfag can live in the land of Israel
Lurk the thread
I'll skip on the magick grandpa.
How can I get out?
What if his ass does get infected and God really does smite Israel because you said so?
Name of the FBI from the FBI thread?
Where's your wife?
Are you a virgin?
Kek show these people he is a fake god
James Comey
Will I ever actually get a qt gf?
KEK is the ONLY GOD