You're a millionaire sports star and you're throwing a party for Christmas

You're a millionaire sports star and you're throwing a party for Christmas.

What drinks and nibbles do you get in?

I'll get the giant wine glass

Probably Natty Light and Ralph’s Doughnuts

bowls of eggs

frazzles

sausage rolls and panda pop

I'd hire someone to make tacos all night long.

>water wipes

for whom?

>giant wine class
>class

What's a giant wine class?

this

It's what we use to wipe our bums. No need for a bidet.

>bidet
May aswell take a bath instead.

cook some meat in a grill and tell my guests to bring the alcohol

replied by accident haha

water, granola, and fruits. we're trying to stay fresh before our next match

Would it be economically cheaper over a bidet? Essentially toilet paper unless it's a lot cheaper

Can you still get Panda Pop?

I don't think so, pretty sure those domestic terrorist websites like mumsnet got it banned.

is this shopped?

a big ass kush blunt

t. nigger

You can take the lad out of the working class, but you can't take the working class out of the lad

should buy them on amazon

>giant wine glass full of cider

NO IRN BRU?!

Why buy the Frozen toy? Fetishists?

Probably some distant child relative they don't really care about, seeing as it isn't 2014 anymore and nobody gives a shit about Frozen.

shooped