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>When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it's a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.
ching chong ring rong i rika soulless movie it just rika me wing pong
>originally scheduled for march 25 2016
>now releasing October 2017
Wew
>A slow, moody, earthy rendition of a popular song sung by a woman
Holy shit that quality is appalling, it hurts to listen to it
I only made it half-way through but a lot of those songs were originally to the artist or originally by a female anyway
The day after the day after tomorrow
glad I am not the only one noticing this shitty trend
>the real threat
its another Gerard Butler has to save the President movie
this does seem to pop up in a lot of trailers
Is BroTeam videogames YouTuber kino?
I want to get a CD with all these melancholic covers of songs that they've been using in these intense trailers.
Def good driving music
they were probably loading it up with next gen special effects, prepare to be wowed
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
>From the director of Independence Day
Geostorm (2017)
>From the producer of Independence Day
Why?
because Independence Day 2 flopped
Could be worse...always much worse...
Oh fuck icestorm, confirmed snowkino
disasterkino never left
there was that rock movie with the big titted semon demon
Goddamn my dad is going to love this.
Disasterkino is the best.
>dramatically slow cover song
>mile high wall of water that everyone thinks they can outrun
>caused by humans
They'll probably blame Trump when it bombs
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Why do dads want to watch the world burn anons?
its all they got left
>HAARP goes apeshit and nukes the Earth
would watch
Is this the sequel to Twister?
>Twister 2: Twisters
Because there were no disasterkinos when they grew up. They had to become middle age before they got
>Earthquake
>Towering Inferno
>Meteor
Lets face it, these three movies (and some others) are classics but not at all believeable.
looks like a cheap Sup Forums tier cgi shitfest
these movies are literally no better than sharknado
Today is the Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday
ha, was just about to complain about this.
dont forget
>Poseidon Adventure
>Hellfighters
jesus christ does gerald butler owes the mafia or something?he's becoming nic cage 2.0
>October 2017
Will people even watch movies after the christians are raptured and the fallen angels fall bodily to rule the earth for seven years on or before 23 September, 2017?
So you're excited then?
half of these came out before inception
REEEEE
Because their sons turned out to be disappointing, autistic NEETs who shitpost on a chinese cartoon forum all day in their basement
Didnt forget, Poseidon Adventure was the first disasterkino I ever watched. Still love it
Hellfighters was more true story then disaster movie. My old man loved that movie so much he got me Red Adair's autograph shortly before he died.
that looks like shit brah
My old man fucking loves those two. Poseidon Adventure was the first one I watched too and it was with my dad. Helfighters is one of his favorite movies and his favorite Wayne movie by far. One day I was flipping through channels and he recognized it from a few seconds of audio from the other room and dropped whatever he was doing and came rushing in. It was definitely heavy on the disaster though
PA was not just a great disaster movie but a flat out great movie. Love that shit. Watched it with my grandpa. Everytime I'd visit we'd bust out the old Kong flicks, along with Patton and PA.
He also had some stuff that bordered on patrician. I remember watchign Omega Man with him and getting weirded the fuck out.
also the quiet earth
Literally 2012 2: Age of Ultron
He never did better.
>from the producer of X
>from the executive who saw X
>geostorm
>satellites controlling climate
Why do they continue to do this? This is arguably worse than the "rapid climate change" from the day after tomorrow due to AMOC shutdown. So fucking dumb and stupid.
so do they satellites malfunction or what? Why do they fuck shit up? Wouldn't they just do nothing at all if something went wrong with their programming?
>far-left radical ecological freedom fighters access the network of supercomputers which control the satellites in orbit
>harness the full power of Mother Nature seeing to wipe out mankind and restore balance to the planet
I miss the "things got out of control in the base" movies. Like Deep Blue Sea, Resident Evil and Hollow Man.
>TWI2TER
Or
>TWISTER2 (2 is stylized to appear as an S)
>TWISTER
>the S starts to swirl and twist into a tornado
>it splits in two
>TWISTERS
Because the world has turned to shit and they just want to watch the world burn. I'm not a dad but I agree.
obvious shill detected
>Poseidon
I remember getting dragged to the remake, what a pile of garbage
'disaster movies' will always be one of the lowest forms of film
Looks like something to sit and watch just for the damage and not the acting or story.
It could literally have a giant alien baby in the sky with a magnifying lens frying the globe with amazing CG and I'd watch it. Because that's normally how shitty everything else is in these movies.
good thing its kino and not film then
I prefer this one,
you didnt actually
you have just realised of this after watching the video the user posted above and now youre just lying and pretending you knew about this
why didnt you say it before then
stop lying stupid cunt
0:46
>slowly takes off glasses
I don't get it, don't you need them or something?
that CGI looks like ass
Roland Emmerich already made the same movie better well over a decade ago
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look at the particle effects
look at the sense of weight given to objects
look at how it doesn't look like a fucking videogame or two images (one real and one CGI) pasted together with a simple chroma key
>tornados
>dust
>lightning
>lava
>tsunami
Pure autismkino more likely
>My mom's husband
Fixed for you.
this one is about people seemingly trying to help with climate change through technology ending up causing problems.
This shit will never not be awful
>before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone
So it's the day after tomorrow that won't even star based Jakeypoo or the Quaid brother that isn't an embarasment to the family.
The only good disasterkino is 10.5
Satellites... we cant even into space how have we got satellites
>remake
Dogshit.
>Existential Threat poised to wipe out the human race.
>ragtag group of misfits/unlikely heroes have to band together to save humanity
>rinse and repeat
Roland Emrich: The Formula
You're god damned right.
And I'm going to watch the shit out of it.
*slow ominous shots of people mainly as expositions to introduce character and main love interest*
*creepy ish down tempoed version of a kids or popular song covered by a girl singing really slowly*
the thing...
*faster shots go in crescendo until extremely fast cuts that basically spoil all the action in the movie*
*song stops...silence*
*mc screaming at the sky or some shit*
*song starts over, faster this time with more progressive notes*
*longer shots of action that spoil more of the only action*
The thing...is...a thing...
*sudden cut shot that either shows something crazy or spoils the ending*
Movie....
coming soon
watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe and you will realize disasterkino never left
the graphics are pretty good, is this game coming out on ps4?
pretty much
Oh fuck, the most afraid in my life is tsunamis
This was a good time in theaters desu
Can confirm, dad here.
whats the movie with all the fat people swimming
IS THIS THE SAME GODDAMN FUCKING HACK MUSICIAN WHO MAKES THE SAME BULLSHIT SLOW AND SAD VERSIONS OF HAPPY SONGS TO PUT IN MOVIE TRAILERS? GODDAMN WHAT A USELESS FUCKING PERSON.
I'm so tired of this goddamn gimmick too.
Write some new fucking songs.
It looks like it has some pretty cool visuals, too, it's too bad they're shitting the bed this hard on their trailer with this horseshit.
GODDAMN this bitch really cornered the market
Fuck this is disturbing
...
really nice
Prime Emmy Rossum
whats the shit at 2:56?
>"What a wonderful world" starts playing
>as Tornadoes literally plop onto the ground instantaneously
Holy shit never dropped something so hard in my life
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