You wake up

[Ryder Brooks]

>You wake up
>You're now a 16 yo japanese girl living in a middle-class house in Osaka
wyd?

[Austin Scott]

Prostitute myself

[Joshua Cruz]

Get Canadian bf.

[Jordan Hall]

Blue ball my oni-chan

[William Turner]

Find a lesbian gf

[Jason Hall]

Suck dick. Be a huge slut.

[Sebastian Long]

This

[Austin Anderson]

>Osaka

[Jace Jones]

>responding to this thread

[Austin Long]

Pray for a giant meteor to strike my town.

[Liam Green]

lay off the meth

[Ryder Miller]

thank god that I'm out of my shitheap of a life

[Angel Brown]

look for biggu whittu cockuu

[Nicholas White]

Start streaming videogames and cosplaying, then go marry a NEET incel to give back to the world.

[David White]

immediately masturbate, then sort everything else out later

[Jacob Anderson]

fpbp

[Lincoln Jones]

Also this

[Adrian Bell]

youtube.com/watch?v=xNGVgzKHwxU
Throw shurikens I am ninja now.

[Ayden Rogers]

youtube.com/watch?v=bIIvhLaWHGk
Haha Pleb

[Brandon Clark]

...

[Wyatt Garcia]

move to tokyo

[Mason Sullivan]

Become the president of the student council.