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>Nate Diaz refuses to be manipulated into UFC return: 'Ask nicely, motherf*ckers'
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>Alistair Overeem weighs in on UFC 220 and has message for retirement proponents
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>UFC alters Reebok sponsorship earning tiers
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>Paddy Pimblett moves to lightweight for Cage Warriors 90 return in Liverpool
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First for Cynthia

could Israel crack the top 10 of his division if he joins the UFC?

Less than a month till Stipe sleeps

>white people are so weird

Hypocrites

Girls are always so desprate to get their arses out

he is fighting ngannou that soon? I dont know why I thought it was further away

i wish Ngannou wasn't such a nice guy. he's less memeable since he's always so positive and nice

They are indeed

he's constantly been telling whomever he calls out/fights since the win against Freight Train that he's going to destroy them. he's not THAT nice

Who else is in the photo? Megan and Joe with the sheep but whose everyone else

He's just being honest

He is talking the most basic entry level shit, probably on someone's advice. He seems like a simple dude, I doubt there's any venom behind him telling someone like Reem he's gonna KO him.

Imagine mocking some young kids for having fun shame on you

Saying someone will sleep saturday night isnt a bad thing.

Spammy moved away from spamming heem to spam Sup Forums as whole now?

you got him against Stipe? I feel like people are sleeping on the champ too much even though Francis obviously has a great shot at winning. Idk if he'll be able to handle Stipe's takedowns, handle Stipe's pressure and outboxing against the cage, adapt to the jabs/straights if he's on the backfoot, or outlast Stipe if it comes down to cardio. both guys have multiple questions that will be answered

he even said he didnt think about it before hand. he said he just said it because in the moment he felt he should tell him

>Reem knows its true
>doesnt care cause he will make 800k

Fact: Claudia Gadelha is the most attractive female fighter

>outlast Stipe if it comes down to cardio
This is Stipe's only path to victory. But from what I've seen of Francis it's not like he's always breathing heavy after 3 minutes.

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Wtf no one told me Megan was a slut wtf!!

Grow up

Dana White has sex with every female he employs and probably some of the men.

My boy.

nice bait

He's a very good fighter.

Paige is a virgin

In the ear, perhaps.

Even the non-attractive ones?
I'll be damned if there is not a single harassment accusation against him in the next months.

It was consensual. They can't sue for consensual sex. That and they know they will never get hired anywhere else.

t. casual
Check out Rizin

Nah, why fuck the ugly ones when you hold the cards and have your pick?

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I'd post that movie where the teacher was only sexually harassing the pretty girls in class and the fat one ratted him out because she wasn't getting harassed but it's a little pg13

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It's cowpies in here

its 2017 nobody know what cow is

What is that supposed to mean?

Nick still thinks he's a kid it's quite cute

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Mods got a little trigger happy last time I posted that webm

Paige looks like a monkey
To see a bunch of grandmas and roid heads like Gabi Garcia? I don’t think so.

Why has a fighter not done this in the octagon yet?
FREE one punch ko if they look

>the thought of dana white having sex
>oh yeah, yeah, make that weight girl, I'm gonna make you an A card

is she a butthole virgin though? its time to start asking the important questions around here

what the fuck

Fucking sexist ref destroying Magana's chance of victory.

His mom didn't mention fighters. Just ring girls

People like kallin curran is suspect though

everyone fucks ring girls though. I mean EVERYONE

>tfw watched this like 12 hours after it aired live on fight pass
>tfw they cut a whole 30 seconds out of the fight just to stop us from seeing this nip slip
>tfw thought about cancelling my fight pass subscription right there and then

So you're allowed to see people heemed until CTE is dribbling out of their ears but you're not allowed to see a quick flash of some juicy tidders. Okay. smdh.

>tfw still have to buy christmas presents

titty meat is the bane of judeochristian values

Why would a “man” need to craft a name based identity on an anonymous image board?

...Is he OK?

He's right though, all Mcgregor fans was hating on tony and then he shut up Lee who they was hoping Mcgregor would and they all started liking Tony. People are moving on from Mcgregor. Also none of them had seen Tony vs Edson yet they was surprised how good he was

lads whats heem christmas? heem-mas? Noel Heemero?

>you will never be this revved
Fighters need to come to terms with mcgregor never fighting again. He made at least 40 million after the mayweather fight post taxes and what not. Why would you ever come to the ufc and fight again? It's pretty pointless

>There are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW who think Guyborg stands a change against Holm

This is going to be the female version of Cro Cop vs Wanderlei 2

feliz naheemad

holm got lit up by memechenko and gdr

GDR literally ran away from the thought of being in the cage with cyborg

how does one heem himself? asking for a friend

Makwan AmirKwanzaa

Holly has lost 3 of her last 4 fights and now shes fighting the female terminator

McGregor is a financially illiterate, white trash cokehead. He'll spent that money quickly.

even so tony and everyone else needs to realize they will be fighting way sooner than he will. It's way beyond desperate trying to bait him into a fight for chump change after he tasted mayweather money

Well imagine if Wandy was the one fighting a weight class up

Those are two multiple time world Muay Thai champions.

Cyborg, on the other hand, is the purest "Chute Boxe" style fighter that exists in MMA today. She cannot handle a technical striker, ESPECIALLY one that specializes in counterstriking.

I feel like cyborg is the closest thing we will see to intergender mma fighting such that her technical skills dont matter if she lived on a steady diet of nandrolone for decades

Watching fights.

I was talking about the way Tony tweets.

When I overhead press I imagine I'm lifting up Mackenzie Dern. It's good motivation

Do you occasionally motorboat the bar?

No but sometimes grip the bar harder imaging it's her legs

#autism #wordSaladCity

Thought that was schaubbwfore clicking and was severely disappointed.

The first round of Mighty Mouse vs Tim Elliott was really good.

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> you now remember ray borgs house

>The city of Greco-Roman(The OFFICIAL wrestling style of "Western Civilization")

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could he be any more /ourguy/?

big john really is the GOAT ref. how did he know he was out so quickly?

problem?

if you said to yourself: What would a UFC champion that trains under Eddie Bravo look like? that would be him

lmao fuckin savage
Based T-Ferg

I didnt know black star tripfag reads Prison School. Did you hate the ending?

KEK

no I am an hanafag

I consume all media. I am on all boards. I am in every general.

Reminder that Eddie has been redpilling Tony on 9/11, probably on the """moon landing""" and chemtrails as well

Years of heeming scores of negroes and mexicans on the streets of los angeles as an lapd officer.

based big john
youtube.com/watch?v=4yafe9YBLv8

I am a Hanafag too but it was just plainly retarded and 100% it wont end good for Hana and Kiyoshi.
Ok enough of unrelated stuff.

too much time with Edgy Brah his pineal gland is no longer calcified

Do you read it online or buy it?

Both.

listening to Bravo > listening to Rogan

Netflix should hire Palhares to break his kneecap again and keep him quiet

Is Kalina Ryu a good fighter?

heeminder that ROAD FC is in 4 hours on their youtube channel