*freezes time*

*freezes time*
I will show you what I am capable of.

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Good thread.

poor faggot gets too anxious when it matters. If this match was against Malaga he would score that ball easy

>tapnaldo
>statpadnaldo
>refnaldo
>offsidenaldo
>penaldo
>homonaldo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>missing the qte

>yup, that's me

>controller disconnected

AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA

1st goal of cr7 with halal

youtube.com/watch?v=8gng4YPYyQY

NO NO NO NO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

THIS IS THE BEST WEBM OF 2017

Embarrassing

AND IT'S A PENALTY

*breathes in*

AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH

>He's the goat according to sp/
keek

GAYNALDO ON

SUICIDE WATCH
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kek

Reminder that there are "people" on Sup Forums that consider Ronaldo the best in the world

What did he mean by this?

lel

ooohuhuhu oh nononono ohohohuuuuuuuu.....
*weezes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AH

Where's Romania?

>ronaldo is a better finisher than messi

so this is the power of tsu

>homonaldo

CR7 is a poor man's Cavani

AMD BTFO

Where's the Canadian donaldo cock sucker now?

NANI?

they all come from shit football countries.

>This is the winner of 2017 Ballon dor

BRUH

kek

Ronaldo will never in history be close to Messi. He's the zlatan of this generation. Fucking shit.

Do the Barbosas themselves rate this fag?

>record scratch
So you're probably wondering how I got here

...

youtube.com/watch?v=cQczqzhPriY

Eastern europe my american friend

flooded in tears, everybody died

>watching game
>0-0
>nothing happens
*moms appears out of nowhere and starts bothering you for no reason as usual
>convinces her to stop doing shit
>misses the goal, the only good moment so far
Based.

East of Pennsylvania, West of Oregon

>ronaldo better than Messi

FUCKING INTEL MESSI BABIES REEEEEEEEE

I wouldn't be surprised if there is some scandal in 2030s that shows how rigged his ballon dors were. You can't honestly tell me he is any better than Modric

OOOOOOOOOHHH NO NO N O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

i think he's at least top 3

>trafalgar and thermopylae

>Intel

Ronaldo knew all along

In the prime of his career? Yes. Currently? Not even top 10

> starts bothering you for no reason as usual
When she is dead you will realize that she just wanted to spend time with her son, to see her son, to see (You) a bit everyday. Because life isn't very long.

Seething

not sure what you mean, pepsi

ronaldo reminds me of a F1 driver. totally dependent on their car's performance. he needs a good team to win, he doesn't make the team good.

...

>I don't see any player that can do what I do
>I am the greatest player in history

...

fucking lel, saved

>2030
kek, they openly admit they've extended the voting window in 2013, just after penaldo scored an hat-trick against sweden. pure coincidence

Of course you don't.

>ball isn't directly on the penalty spot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This will never not be funny.

This one is funny as hell too
youtube.com/watch?v=88KOdhlmePY

...

Christian Vieri just literally laughed his ass off in the post match analysis when they showed the Penaldo fuck up

anyone seen the ronaldo loving autist Canadian

Hes in every messi thread having a meltdown. The guy is legitimately mentally ill.

cr7 still scored more goals in the champion's league and la liga combined. those competitions are more rated than international football. cr7 and messi all deserved their ballon d'ors.

WHERE IS HIS THREAD, YOU RETARDS?
YOU HAD ONE JOB. NOW HE WILL UNLEASH HIS WRATH UPON US.

The first viewing had me thinking this was Fifa '19.

streamable.com/gmd6d

>toringa & trivago

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This nigger, even without shirt, looks like typical Barcelona player.

she needs to do that EXACTLY at el classico? jesus

and i'm pretty sure that wasn't the case, but i will keep that in mind

EL TORNADO!!!!!

B..b-b-but he said hes the best player in the world

Now Im confused

Just apologize.

...

IT WAS ME BARRY

Intel's Roberto virtual reality thing was very cool. Lots of meme potential there if they do similar for Messi or Ronaldo in the future.

ZA WORLDUUUUUUUUUU

...

>Gui
>VOO
>Rado
I cri everytiem

this TECHNOLOGY never ceases to amaze me

kek

Best player in the world

kek

>no one respects him in halal and leave ronaldo out of whatsup groups on purpose because they KNOW he is a farce

I was watching this at a bar
everyone laughed so hard at the replay

wtf is this a nwe dance move?

Messis 2010 award and Ronaldos 2013 wasnt deserved

Failure in glorious 3D

I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT

I LIKE TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
MOVE IT

never change sp

based

Did he fookin slip or something?

That's his weak leg paracuck, if he shot with the right it would have been a guaranteed goal

we need this camera and the povs ones in each player as soon as possible

the best players are confident with both feet

This one is top kek. The music is just great

>the greatest player of all time cant hit the ball with his weak foot

really makes me think

What does strength of his leg have to do with him missing the ball completely like a child

But didn't Ronaldo say he was the most complete player because he's good with both feet?