*freezes time*
I will show you what I am capable of.
*freezes time*
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Good thread.
poor faggot gets too anxious when it matters. If this match was against Malaga he would score that ball easy
>tapnaldo
>statpadnaldo
>refnaldo
>offsidenaldo
>penaldo
>homonaldo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>missing the qte
>yup, that's me
>controller disconnected
AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
1st goal of cr7 with halal
NO NO NO NO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THIS IS THE BEST WEBM OF 2017
Embarrassing
AND IT'S A PENALTY
*breathes in*
AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH
>He's the goat according to sp/
keek
GAYNALDO ON
SUICIDE WATCH
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kek
Reminder that there are "people" on Sup Forums that consider Ronaldo the best in the world
What did he mean by this?
lel
ooohuhuhu oh nononono ohohohuuuuuuuu.....
*weezes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AH
Where's Romania?
>ronaldo is a better finisher than messi
so this is the power of tsu
>homonaldo
CR7 is a poor man's Cavani
AMD BTFO
Where's the Canadian donaldo cock sucker now?
NANI?
they all come from shit football countries.
>This is the winner of 2017 Ballon dor
BRUH
kek
Ronaldo will never in history be close to Messi. He's the zlatan of this generation. Fucking shit.
Do the Barbosas themselves rate this fag?
>record scratch
So you're probably wondering how I got here
...
Eastern europe my american friend
flooded in tears, everybody died
>watching game
>0-0
>nothing happens
*moms appears out of nowhere and starts bothering you for no reason as usual
>convinces her to stop doing shit
>misses the goal, the only good moment so far
Based.
East of Pennsylvania, West of Oregon
>ronaldo better than Messi
FUCKING INTEL MESSI BABIES REEEEEEEEE
I wouldn't be surprised if there is some scandal in 2030s that shows how rigged his ballon dors were. You can't honestly tell me he is any better than Modric
OOOOOOOOOHHH NO NO N O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
i think he's at least top 3
>trafalgar and thermopylae
>Intel
Ronaldo knew all along
In the prime of his career? Yes. Currently? Not even top 10
> starts bothering you for no reason as usual
When she is dead you will realize that she just wanted to spend time with her son, to see her son, to see (You) a bit everyday. Because life isn't very long.
Seething
not sure what you mean, pepsi
ronaldo reminds me of a F1 driver. totally dependent on their car's performance. he needs a good team to win, he doesn't make the team good.
...
>I don't see any player that can do what I do
>I am the greatest player in history
...
fucking lel, saved
>2030
kek, they openly admit they've extended the voting window in 2013, just after penaldo scored an hat-trick against sweden. pure coincidence
Of course you don't.
>ball isn't directly on the penalty spot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This will never not be funny.
This one is funny as hell too
youtube.com
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Christian Vieri just literally laughed his ass off in the post match analysis when they showed the Penaldo fuck up
anyone seen the ronaldo loving autist Canadian
Hes in every messi thread having a meltdown. The guy is legitimately mentally ill.
cr7 still scored more goals in the champion's league and la liga combined. those competitions are more rated than international football. cr7 and messi all deserved their ballon d'ors.
WHERE IS HIS THREAD, YOU RETARDS?
YOU HAD ONE JOB. NOW HE WILL UNLEASH HIS WRATH UPON US.
The first viewing had me thinking this was Fifa '19.
>toringa & trivago
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This nigger, even without shirt, looks like typical Barcelona player.
she needs to do that EXACTLY at el classico? jesus
and i'm pretty sure that wasn't the case, but i will keep that in mind
EL TORNADO!!!!!
B..b-b-but he said hes the best player in the world
Now Im confused
Just apologize.
...
IT WAS ME BARRY
Intel's Roberto virtual reality thing was very cool. Lots of meme potential there if they do similar for Messi or Ronaldo in the future.
ZA WORLDUUUUUUUUUU
...
>Gui
>VOO
>Rado
I cri everytiem
this TECHNOLOGY never ceases to amaze me
kek
Best player in the world
kek
>no one respects him in halal and leave ronaldo out of whatsup groups on purpose because they KNOW he is a farce
I was watching this at a bar
everyone laughed so hard at the replay
wtf is this a nwe dance move?
Messis 2010 award and Ronaldos 2013 wasnt deserved
Failure in glorious 3D
I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TSU MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
MOVE IT
never change sp
based
Did he fookin slip or something?
That's his weak leg paracuck, if he shot with the right it would have been a guaranteed goal
we need this camera and the povs ones in each player as soon as possible
the best players are confident with both feet
This one is top kek. The music is just great
>the greatest player of all time cant hit the ball with his weak foot
really makes me think
What does strength of his leg have to do with him missing the ball completely like a child
But didn't Ronaldo say he was the most complete player because he's good with both feet?