>PARIS: In a major development that should silence critics of Islam who have been blaming it for terrorism, UNESCO has declared that Islam is the most peaceful religion of the world.
>“After six months of rigorous study and analysis, we have concluded that Islam is the most peaceful religion,” Robert McGee, head of comparative studies wing of International Peace Foundation declared in a press conference that was attended by UNESCO officials too.
>“Terror has no religion,” he said, “Islam means peace.”
>“Right Wing organizations should stop maligning Islam and Muslims at least after this certificate from UNESCO,” our founder editor Mofat Javed hoped.
what just happened ? did we #blacklivesmatter too much ?
Cameron Jackson
SAvaGEd for sliding attempt.
Look at OP flag silly anons
Oliver Parker
They can say it all they want, doesn't make it true.
Gavin Torres
do memes come true?
Jose Rodriguez
Bhuddism would like a word, mate.
Owen Russell
It's a satire website made by a poo-in-loo. Stop falling for it.
Luke Foster
>Jainists exist >believe in absolute pacifism >remove insects from their homes without harming them >don't eat root vegetables because harvesting them could harm microorganisms in the soil >somehow more violent than muslims
Also, anyone have a count of how many UNESCO World Heritage Sites Islam has destroyed in the last decade?
Camden Ortiz
Some even cover their mouth so that they may not accidentally eat a living thing.
Lincoln King
that site is basically the indian version of the onion
Robert Russell
So it's a proper shitpost
Parker Myers
Fuck off already
Chase White
Obvious satire
Jack Phillips
Translating >UNESCO has declared that it has no moral values and is completely controlled by the (((globalist elites)))
Lincoln Howard
I'm not even going to lie to you brah, I think I just found my new news source.
Christian Wilson
Is it something like a no-rape bracelet?
Jeremiah Ramirez
Indian bant masters at it again
Hunter Wood
>“Islam means peace.”
But that is blatant lie. Islam means submission, it's totalitarian religion.
Evan Fisher
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Sebastian Barnes
How could it possibly more peaceful than religions like Buddhism and Shintoism?
Evan Jones
It's sort of adorable that there are genuinely people who think this helps.
Oliver Cruz
What about the Jains?
Noah Sanchez
well if you are submitting you arent fighting are you? thats peace. remember if you fight, your enemy wins
Jason James
Juntakereporter is satire
Brandon Gray
More peaceful than buddhism? Yeah nah just because they keep saying it doesn't make it true.
Asher Garcia
Actually Jainism is much more peaceful as opposed to Buddhism
Adam Rivera
Never heard of it will google it thanks apo
Jackson Carter
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Aiden Scott
>Islam more peaceful than Bhuddism
Eli Thomas
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Evan Wright
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James Morris
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Ethan Ramirez
>Right Wing organizations should stop maligning Islam and Muslims at least after this certificate from UNESCO KEK
