Official Manchester City vs Bournemouth match thread

>City
Ederson; Walker, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Delph; Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Silva; Sterling, Sane, Aguero

Subs | Bravo, Danilo, Gundogan, Mangala, Bernardo, Gabriel Jesus, Toure

>Bournemouth
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Ring ring

>next post
Lazy cunt.

>Silva back
Cool

THIS is the game where pep gets exposed

not even christmas yet

Reminder the patricians choice is the Swansea Crystal palace 6 poinfer

TODAY IS THE DAY

>It's another Man City rapes a lower-midtable team

Why do people even bother watching this again?

Based george

Aké in my fifa 14 career mode turned into a Cannavaro, wtf is he doing at Bournemouth?

>not watching Napoli-Sampdoria
Already 5 goals by halftime

We are 30-1 lol

is today the day that pep gets exposed?

this season is unprecedented
never ever been over this early

>bournemouth win
>pep implodes
>city go on 13 winless streak
>burnley win the league

literal refball

wtf refball

Doubt this happens

Pep is the exposer not the exposed. He is showing how easy the premium league is

More injuries

Have a taste for sauerkraut and guess what? I've got some sauerkraut in my cabinet

i hope sterlings leg explodes

lots of man city passion in this thread

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faggy italian

last game >we needed 90 mins to get the winner... be nice not to wait so long this time...

97 minutes fucking bullshit goal you mean

Im le tired

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Agueroooooooooooooooo

offside S M H

Literally just turn the match on and City score. Ridiculous.

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AWEREROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>"premier" league defending

Aguero! (Fuckin laggy stream)

Watch the replay before making yourself look like an absolute idiot.

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it fucking was not offside

play bernardo fucking pakis

remember when scousers said Ibe was better than Sterling?

No, he's shit.

fuck this looks like Barca V sunday league team

wouldn't mind if everyone has a go at a blooter or two.
>dinho
>delphinho
>based Kompany

Otamendi

You know they hate sterling right?

Kek

spaghetti

Turn on the west ham match pls

'no'

oh, really? i had no idea you nonce

Bus parking football

Why are all American adverts about buying grills

>it's another bournemouth to get an equalizer on a fluke, City to wait until 90' to get their Sterling goal to win 2-1 episode

who /halftime wank/ here

>ignoring the 50% about pain drugs and antidepressants

why are all british ads about betting

Because football supporters bet on games.

because BETBOOST RAY WINSTONE QUIFF BUMS

in reality, how many more goals will City score?

2-3, they're clearly playing a 30% effort

ponha o bernardo, calvo filho da puta

>le dribble around and makes a wrong pass man

Põe-no. Já.

STERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SterGOAT

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kevin de bruyne iq is about like 245

RAHEEM STERLING HE'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE

RAHEEEEEEEM'D

surely he's getting exposed vs newcastle

remember when everyone said sterling couldn't finish?

can you imagine if Pep had elite players instead of Sterling and Sané?

Well of course they are going to say that you dense fat fuck

city played better with gundogan instead of silva

Fabian Delph

>25% posescion
>0 shots
>3 tackles
Is this a training match?

this is my favorite part of a City game where >we set up shop in the enemy's half and just kick the ball around for 10 minutes

literally better quality than the bundesliga lol

Kompany header please

Except they do their roles very well. If you put for example Alexis in this team it would be objectively worse

Haha another blatant tackle on a city player where a player isn't properly carded

Since the match is over, here's a fun fact. Begovic has his own podcast where he talks about various sports. He seemingly spends most of his free time following like 20 sports and most likely knows more than you, no matter what your favourite sport is.

two more city goals coming

Wrong

pls Leroy no bully

>Alexis
was talking about a Hazard or someone like that

>hazard in a world cup year

Sauce

the other three he will be GOAT

Está na hora

>hazard in a euros year

One injury, one defeat and it will all come crashing down

isn't 3/4's of their first choice back 4 injured?

So, what's the consensus on Ederson lads?

fucking based

>says increasingly worried man for the 10th time this season