/mlb/ General - Cold Stove, Dead Thread Edition

ARZ: D'Backs deal with RP Hirano now official
WAS: Nats officially announce Matt Adams signing
PIT: Report: Yanks/Gerrit Cole trade not imminent
WAS: Nationals re-sign Brandon Kintzler for $10M
KC: Royals the Padres' competition for Hosmer?
BAL: O's ultimatum: Machado 'staying put for now'
MLW: Brewers, Chacin finalize 2-year, $15.5M deal
NYY: Jacoby Ellsbury may waive no-trade clause?
SEA: Indians sign Yonder Alonso for 2 yrs, $16 mil
BOS: Rockies talking to reps for RP Addison Reed
ATL: Nats sign Matt Adams to 1-yr, $4M contract
SEA: M's finalize two-year, $17M pact with Nicasio

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Merry Christmas /mlb/ and all other sports too

>stupid ass soccer threads killed the last /mlb/ thread
What a waste of a sport.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

GIMME BASEBALL >_

Why do people on /mlb/ masturbate to Anthony Recker?

Why do people on /mlb/ masturbate to Anthony Recker?

Try not repelling other users away with excessive Recker shit.

>Try not repelling other users away with excessive Recker shit.

Who is Recker?

Nats desu senpai

get a hold of your life, my man

>SEA: Indians sign Yonder Alonso for 2 yrs, $16 mil
Madman Antonetti playing that moneyball.

Who is Anthony Recker?

>wake up
>/mlb/ actually died last night

Alright which one of yous is responsible for this?

>Alright which one of yous is responsible for this?

Not Anthony Recker.

>when you sign old vets who will have to platoon with young guys

can't wait for a repeat of last year

Just blame the people pushing this Recker spam 24/7, it's going to drive people away.

>people

hello reckerposter

>Just blame the people pushing this Recker spam 24/7, it's going to drive people away.

Who is Recker?

Reckerposter = dg's new identity

>Reckerposter = dg's new identity

Who is dg?

NFL playoffs are on, no need to bother with this garbage

*kneels*

*cuts to commercial*

*concusses*

*throws flag*

*dies of brain damage after retirement*

There's still another week of regular season after this one, my man.

>dicks herpes

MARINERS!

*drops ratings*

*can't decide what a catch is*

...

>philippines

>Game literally has a rule that calls something a catch even if it's not caught

*throws flag*
*replay*
*injured player*
*commercial*
*kneels*
*gets cte*
*replay*
*commercial*
*challenge*
*replay*
*timeout*
*throws flag*

As accurate as it gets

>gnats

I want that fucking kike off my team

What's his man this year?

Anyone he wants

Calling it now: Cashner

ICHIRO
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help

Why did the last general die?

Because of you.

For shame.

We gave you based Callaway mate, and Bruce is still available

Reckershitters polluting the general and driving away everyone worthy of posts.

>Reckershitters polluting the general and driving away everyone worthy of posts.
What are Reckershitters?

>Exit velo

>Dodgers have traded for Matt Kemp's contract and signed a failed closer with 7 ERA
Is this the year lads?

cubbiescrib.com/2017/12/23/chicago-cubs-dont-need-blockbuster-move-ready-2018/
Finally someone just says it.

Why do people on /mlb/ masturbate to Anthony Recker?

Their team isn't really all that different from the one that went to game 7, so I'd say they have at least similar chances.

Other teams got better.

Of course. Not really in their division, though. It's also not really clear that the Dodgers won't be better.

kys homo

Is baseball more feminine than a full contact sport like football?

Anthony Recker has a large feminine ass.

Is there a way you can filter posts without hiding every last one of them?

...

Reckermania is running wild!

Anthony Recker hit .278 for the Braves in 2016. Thought this was interesting and a topic for discussion.

>Anthony Recker has a large feminine ass.

Is that a fact or opinion?

Tried that and it doesn't work.

Wait it works now.

>Anthony Recker has a large feminine ass.

What characteristics of his ass are feminine?

Antony Reckr has a large feminine ass. Is fact

datalounge.com/thread/18161550-feminine-men-appreciation-
>even fags hate reckerposting

Predict the 2018 playoff picture.

AL
1. Red Sox
2. Astros
3. Twins
WC1: Yankees
WC2: Angels

NL
1. Cubs
2. Nationals
3. Dodgers
WC1: Cardinals
WC2: Giants

Don't know but I'll try

AL East
1. Yankees (3)
2. Red Sox (4)
3. Blue Jays
4. Rays
5. Orioles

AL Central
1. Indians (2)
2. Twins
3. Tigers
4. Royals
5. White Sox

AL West
1. Astros (1)
2. Angels (5)
3. Mariners
4. Rangers
5. Athletics

NL East
1. Nationals (3)
2. Mets
3. Phillies
4. Braves
5. Marlins

NL Central
1. Cubs (2)
2. Cardinals (4)
3. Pirates
4. Brewers
5. Reds

NL West
1. Dodgers (1)
2. Diamondbacks (5)
3. Giants
4. Rockies
5. Padres

baseball

AL
1. Yankees
2. Astros
3. White Sox
WC1: Rangers
WC2: Royals

NL
1. Cardinals
2. Dodgers
3. Nationals
WC1: Rockies
WC2: Cubs

>blue jays not last
>tigers not last
>mariners not last

OK then, switch Blue Jays and Orioles, Tigers and White Sox, and Mariners and Athletics.

What the hell

AL East: NYY, BOS, BAL, TB, TOR
AL Central: CLE, MIN, CHW, KC, DET
AL West: HOU, LAA, OAK, TEX, SEA
NL East: WSH, MIA, PHI, ATL, NYM
NL Central: CHC, CIN, STL, MIL, PIT
NL West: LAD, COL, ARI, SD, SF

AL
1. Yankees
2. Astros
3. Indians
WC1. Twins
WC2. A's

NL
1. Dodgers
2. Cubs
3. Nationals
WC1. Cardinals
WC2. Rockies

This is the correct answer.

The person behind that post was clearly fat.

RENT

FREE

>Cincinnati 2nd

Any chance >we won't be complete shit this year?

1. get 200 out of bailey
2. use a maximum of 10 starters
3. get rid of hamilton forever and ever amen
3. get the season we should out of winker

I want them to finally end the Peraza experiment, that ugly fuck is absolute garbage.

i'm not sure he's going anywhere, the middle infield is too thin until shed gets here

1B Votto
2B Gennett
SS Suarez
3B Senzel

I don't want Perashit anywhere near the field.

my dick will spontaneously erupt if senzel makes it directly out of camp

What would you give Anthony Recker for Christmas, and what would you want from him?

“Heard Bartolo Colon might be open to a minor-league deal, but only for a return to Mets. Sounds like the Mets' interest is minimal at this point.”

Luckily you have all those top prospects from the Chapman trade

He put up a whopping -0.2 fWAR in 518 PA in 2017, what an asset.

He's horrifying, but our idiot coaching staff kept forcing him into the lineup even though Gennett was raking.

that he and you would die in a plane crash

Peraza will probably be the SS coming out of camp and if he can't hold down the job, then maybe they look at moving Suarez over. Senzel is likely going to be held back for service time issues, possibly coming up if/when Gennett gets traded.

>if/when Gennett gets traded
SHUT THE FUCK UP

It's just looking at it realistically. He's a guy who is already into arbitration who just had a break out power year. Whatever it would take to extend him, would Cincinnati pay it?

POLAR CUBS