/cum/ ~ Canada, United States, & Mexico

My Original Character Blonic Edition

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suck me

first for ALCS

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yeah you'd like that wouldn't you, faggot

I love my girlfriend and I miss her so much

next season will be AOTY

how are you preparing for the

@80476389
wow you finally posted the right numbers hhuh?
:::::^^^^^^^)))))))))
*kisses u*

Yanks are gonna smoke you.
Wish it weren't true.

I'm already set ;)

reminder that like "fag", words like "bitch, hoe, rape" have become antiquated online and you will be seen as a child if you use these words

>literally on fire

>Yankees

Kluber starting with EE back? At home?

Naw man

remind yourself thatyourposts are worth shit and that no one is going to follow thefaggyrules you are trying to present

>literally infested with Pajeets

>Commies

Every October 11 I'm reminded that I wish my parents had just aborted me like they told me they wanted to

>nazis

fag

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>american "white"

>w-why can't I find friends in Italy I am always alone here...need a GF...
>continues to post anime pictures 18 hours a day

get my noggin a joggin

>mfw an ""american"" who isnt even on american soil thinks he can talk to me

...

today is my birthday

Man...that Eminem freestyle against Trump is fucking POWERFUL!!

Trump must be shook af

which asmr character is the best wife material?

Happy birthday!

Me too
Wish that I didn't wake up

I think ASMR is not a real thing.

better luck next year

Nice try! Not gonna share my waifu with you

All I want for my birthday is a bullet through my brain

that cake looks delicious af

*insults you and drives you to suicide*

happy birthday

>my american friend is a trump supporter and thought things like universal healthcare should never come to america
>injured his foot at work and his insurance wouldn't cover it all
>still paying off the medical bill and now admits he wishes america had universal healthcare
:thinking:

eh, please?

that's an oversimplification of the issue

medical costs in america are greatly inflated by corrupt insurance companies and state interference

i know it sounds like the "real capitalism hasn't been tried!!!" argument, but in this case it's mostly true

Nice

Got in on the ground floor.
Smoke kinda sucks atm but wahey.

why do you insist on doing this on a blue board

mOOOOOOOODS

I've seen over 100 games of various teams this season.
Jankees aren't a joke.

Did you do your best today?

I'm in love with an escort
But I've run out of money
I'm going to be lonely for a few months

>he was born two days too early to be born on the spookiest day of the spookiest month

yes

"Suleiman Khan" is such a cool name

*kms*

I got a great deal on bk breakfast, mostly filled the firewood bin, only have had 3oz of liquor and like, 4 smokes thus far so, not my best work but not terrible

This is the song that plays in my heart when I see my love

youtu.be/O6JzT0LulvE

*cries*

*temporarily comes back to life*

why did you drive me to suicide then

*resumes death*

I'm gonna check my horoscope and not go out
I want to cry while I dream

*begs you to come back and tells you to forgive me*

could you please post your second favourite asmr girl please if you feel the need to keep your waifu a secret.
youtube.com/watch?v=yMhYejUW1AI

>I listen to ASMR to simulate what having a girlfriend is like

still want to die
taking medication but man im tired

*refuses to come back to life*

>he's never had a gf

Exercise is the best therapy for depression.

Pharmacy drugs are for the weak minded and followers of ((((them)))).

>I don't

that arm is fucked up

i do exercise
in fact i'm bodybuilding but i still hate my existence

>not having a 6 inch wrist

oh

then kys

what are you waiting for, bro? you'll find no sunshine here in this site to warm you

Is he unemployed?

what went wrong

real capitalism doesn't work, just ask those banana republic countries who I don't care enough about to remember the name of

my instincts for survival keep pushing me, preventing me from committing suicide.
all i want is rest really, pursue my dreams of acting and writing

Most definitely? Anime.

then do it faggot, jeez

>waaaaahhhh I live in a first world
>waaaaahhhh I'm depressed and need drugs
>waaaaahhhh I'm oppressing myself from achieving my goals

this is why states should be evaporated in favor of the federal government so there is no bureaucratic inefficiency

t.flyover

can't
life just tell me to fuck off and i'm already poor as is
I'm reading self help books and studying and all but still depression is like a hole you can't fill

nope
i come from the libertarian state of texas

crony capitalism is just pure undistilled capitalism

Feels good having perfectly attainable dreams

I did this drawing

this
i never understood why people think the free market functions perfectly
fucking libertards

it really does

...

your a good artist

every dream is attainable
so everyone should be feeling good

suck my poopy

sure

I see no future for myself

>every dream is attainable

me on the right

Which one, /cum/?
If you say right, you have bad taste

lol my future's looking bleak buds haha

is that a young bill clinton

right easily
not a fan of mexican bone structures

the fuck no that Kennedy
both

looks like a young Bill Clinton

you're not wrong, left has those come hither eyes. right looks like her dad was a drinker.

preferably left. But right is good too

She's not Mexican

>visit a Dutch shop in a town nearby
>there’s a qt blonde cashier in the front
>mfw she’s 4 inches taller than me

I’m just going to end it now before it gets worse. There’s no point anymore