>Countdown to pre-season testing:
timeanddate.com
>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com
>Countdown to next FE race
fe-countdown.com
>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it
>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
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>News:
Williams pushes back driver announcement to January
Kvyat more talented than Gasly or Hartley, says Marko
Drivers do secret santa
Janny ravages three of our own
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Gimi 2018 WDC
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he took 3 shots of Spirytus for $15
Strange man.
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@80477174
>kimi with only 3 dnfs and a significantly better car barely beats rickyardo
bait not even good enough for my (You)
>a significantly better car barely beats rickyardo
the chad no-shades
but that fucking nose doe
>So little marketable that no company is willing to use him as sponsor
I just wanted you to notice me
You know I didn't mean it
its ok man you're cool
not cool
>Already page 5
>implying anyone would post in a dead general for a dead series during the off season
No Abdul, Marcus' wfie's son is still racing, you get another year of bandwagoning
>no italians in f1
you should just stop watching, and stop posting
he's British
Oh, it's the britalian, then he should've stopped watching a while ago
>tfw there is a big dicked kiwi that bullies the bully in F1 now
Feels good man
How's the framerate for F1 2017 on PS4
>multiple times he's claimed that Hartley has a large penis
What kind of man fantasizes about the penis size of >muh countries driver?
Sad.
FPS is locked at 30
You can change it in a config file but the physics are tied to framrate so 60fps makes it run twice as fast
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>makes a post about how I have done something I have done once as a joke just now multiple times and fantasize about to defend >muh country's driver
Sad.
>PS4
>Changeing the config file
>Joe's Award
I never understood those tweets but they makes me laugh
The first tweet is about his feud with Christian Sylt. The second one is also - someone tweeted for both of them to put their handbags away. Joe, as always, took it literally.
"Indycar literally has its drivers race around deathcircles with walls all around them and hasn't resorted to any halo faggotry. Are they our new gods?" -An user in the previous thread
"WTF I like oval racing now" -You
I fucking hate kids and my niece and nephew are gonna be staying here until the 26th
should I start smoking to cope? these kids are fucking horrible
Smoke what? Cigs, Weed or Meth
I dont smoke at all so anything really
I honestly wont make it through this period on drinks, vidya, shitposting and porn alone
>hasn't resorted to any halo faggotry
>halo
Smoke these
Winter Stream: Monaco 97
>HHF On Pole
>Wet Monaco
>Regenmeister Schumi Makes Up For 96
>implying muh >JET FIGHTER COCKPIT isn't just as retarded as the Halo
>I honestly wont make it through this period on drinks, vidya, shitposting and porn alone
Maybe chocolate might help you survive?
But it isn't a halo
Is the resemblance to a severed horse penis intentional?
looks like a horse cock
GOOD post
>interprets everything absolutely literally
t. on the spectrum
LAKUPIIPPU
>looks like a horse cock
I think you might have some fingol heritage my bahama lad
Reminder that watches wrestling and browses /asp/.
what
>all closed cockpits are halo
>page 5
On my way to buy corn semen for 1.90 burgers
>página cinco
dios mio...
page 5 for vettee
Lately I've been reading some f1 fanfic to spend my time between seasons, gotta say I'm quite impressed these have grabbed my attention.
Any in particular?
>tfw was gonna link the F1 fanfic bible but you now have to be registered on AO3 to read it
Oh damn I should have woken up early enough for that one.
Wobbler unwrapping a younger present than normal this Christmas
Nico is getting a surprise this year.
Sleep deprivation is bad, mkay?
A box within a box
You mean plank
I picked up a bad cold after doing the scout post and I can't get to sleep.
I blame having to deliver christmas card to a farmhouse next to a slurry pit.
some 2008 massa/lewis and massa/kimi but I've got some new ones
>Four years and six months to the very day. That’s how long it had been since he had shared a podium with Felipe. As soon as Kimi heard about the plan for the FIA to bring the Brazilian up onto the podium, he knew that he couldn’t blow what would probably be his final chance, even if it wasn’t quite the same as it should have been.
>So as Lewis crept closer and closer, he held him off. Belligerent, he got the job done. Lewis didn’t deserve to share this podium with him. Especially not here.
>They went through the usual rigmarole of the anthems and the champagne and the interviews. He suddenly worried that perhaps they would be ushered off the podium before he arrived
But Rubens arrived, followed by Felipe and Felipinho. Kimi grinned at the little boy, so unperturbed by everything. As if this was just an every day occurrence, something that every kid gets to do. He’d always liked that kid.
Kimi knew the hug was coming, it was inevitable. He returned it as best he could, hoping it conveyed everything he was never going to put into words. He doubted it did. Felipe never really did seem to know how to interpret Kimi even after all these years. It had been frustrating for so long but now he considered it a blessing.
He owed his championship to him. Part of him would always resent the fact that he couldn’t return the favour. But he’d always consider him a world champion, regardless of what the records said. Even told him as much at the prize giving in 2008 but as soon as a more than slightly inebriated Felipe had looked like he was about to cry, Kimi had bailed and neither of them mentioned it again.
>He watched and listened as the crowd chanted his name. His mouth ticked up in a fond smile at the raw emotion in his voice. F1 would miss him. His humility, his good-natured teasing, his passion and humour. They’d miss him like a fucking limb.
>But Kimi knew he’d miss him more.
>I blame having to deliver christmas card to a farmhouse next to a slurry pit.
Well, I'm sure Mr Farage appreciates his card.
boys pls help
I really really want to buy a C63 AMG, but i really really hate Lewis Hamilton and MWL.
Buy the C63 AMG and run over Lewis, its a win win
make sure you buy it from Renee Gracie if you go ahead with it, lad.
She might give you a BJ if you tick enough options
You do mean a C63 S, right?
That box has a slant
Both boxes do
She wa bored and begging people to buy something the other day. Give a nice test of those airbags
Winter Stream: Silverstone 97
>JV On Pole
>Schumi's Wheel Bearing Fails w/ 40 Second Lead
>Hakkinen's Mercedes Engine Explodes While Holding Off JV
I'd go in and ask if I could test the rear in the slippery conditions if you know what I mean
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where can I buy this
Japan.
i guess it's a good thing i'm going there next year
tf
tp
Protesting Pearl Harbor?
teaching little Japs English, actually
This is quite a nice piece of work, especially because it doesn't involve gay sex, but it reminded me of Brazil 08 so now the way is wasted
>little Japs
Are they approximately 4 inches tall?
ebay.com
dunno, what's the average height over there? probably measured in inches
>they have a Rei version
damn, now i'm conflicted
why the fuck everything cost money
thanks for all the help tho, you are a true m8
>why the fuck everything cost money
Because of you americans capitalistic pigs
>tf
>tp
Reflect on this.
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>if America didn't exist, people would give each other everything for free
made me think, gn
Buy w205 c63 because w204 has shit headbolts.
Wait for a w205.
Baby Checo
BUILD WALL! Reminder Ocon lives in his head rent-free.
>"Ay Sergito, Esteban is a nice nombre for him, what do you thinko?"
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When did you realise that no-one who teamed-up with Gimi ever went on to become world champion afterwards?
get an M4 or an RS5, the germans all copy each other anyway
>get an audi
uh no
what's wrong with Audi, besides the people who drive them?
>VAG
Only get the BMW if you want a harsher or "driver oriented" ride.
Understeer and VAG badge change
>understeer
I assumed since he's American he wouldn't be turning it. AWD is better for beating people off the lights.