/hoc/

Praise be Bettman.

First for /hoc/

second for /cric/

Hockey fucking sucks lol

how long is that guy gonna be president

bettman? more like buttman lmao

Dont even watch hockey. Just here to steal finnish memes

Lol good one!

based /cric/ getting digits in the name of /hoc/

jews are known for their long life characteristics
bettman is still spry for a 65 year old, we could be under his thumb for quite some time

forever

does anybody actually watch NHL network?

Is Bettman the reason i cant enjoy olympics next year?

Based Boeser burger Blues blowout tonight

>Josh Bailey is tied for 2nd in NHL scoring almost half way through the season
Literally who?

Garden Legend, Rene Raincourt

Who /whitexmas/ here?

based boeser blowout bonanza

Cricket just attracts a higher class of fans.

Hockey is mainly watched by lowly scrubs

big bad based boeser burger’s blueline blaster bomb btfo blose

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Game threads?

>pajeet in loos
>’high class fans’

No need, jests are obviously losing.

>the city of Winnipeg

>Jest

of course

>steve mashit

Here

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>early game and on finnish national tv
>jests play like shit

Gee, well thanks a lot for your effort guys.

>big bad boeser!

Looks comfy desu!

been saying for awhile the jets season is going down in flames

jets have always sucked cock in afternoon games
in the road it’s sven worse

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

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jest will win, my numerals of repeating value will ensure it.

comfy is just a code word for superior desu

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whats up with winnipeg players and everyone having a beard? Have they all turned to islam or something?

Laine hattrick confirmed.

witnessed

why would you not have a beard? too much soy?

Great post!

Are there any decent hockey websites anymore?

How do we fix this team?

>it's iffy
two dry winters in a row

men with weak jawlines and no chins compensate with beards

define hockey websites

RE

Very much
Hope you have a comfy Christmas too Danemark

Start by beating the sabres today.
If you can't do that then well I dunno.

Bonjour

Beardlets please go

>grow beard
>get acne and other skin issues from beard
>now you keep the beard to hide skin issues from the beard
fucking hell

Beards do not help a weak jawline. Only alphas grow beards. If you cannot grow one you are a soy boy with low T

>the weak chinned mouth breathers get triggered over someone questioning their bearded look
It's okay we all have our insecurities...

jatkoaika dot com

enjoy having no hair when you’re 30 because of muh high test.
I’d rather have a head of amazing hair that woman appreciate more than some chinscruff that any slob can grow

I hope to god you said this ironically.

>not just becoming a shaved headed Chad
It's cute when soyboys try to act tough. Please continue

comfy is just a code word for comfortable desu

hello what trivial matter are we mad at today?

Beards

Repeating digits

Nothing scheduled today. Improvise.

Reminder that tomorrow is "How racist is it that the ice is white?"

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Boring is just a code word for comfy desu

REVOLUTION IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER

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Just is code a comfy word desu boring for

Comfy for code just is boring a word

MAKE BORING COMFY AGAIN

Comfy is a boring code word for Just

Hating on boring things is an infantile mentality tbqhwy

>yotes winning less than 20 games is a distinct possibility
Tocchet and Chayka sacked when?

CIJACWFB desu

not until they relocate to Houston

why do pro leagues bother with all star games if they're boring as shit and athletes dont care? every time i watch the nhls all star game its a fucking snore fest, and understandably so because nobody wants to get injured playing in a meme game that has no value. it needs a pool where the players of the winning team gets 1m each from the league or something so players actually have a reason to try

for boring is code just desu word a comfy

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ugh, can't they have the relocanes?

New rosters are finally out for EHM.

i can't remember the last time an all star game was fun. the skill competition is better

>not playing a hundred years game from the 1974 start

pleb

yeah well i hope they got a new format this year, some more charity games maybe bring back World vs NA instead of the gay ass divisional teams

>the second to last team in the pacific division has TWICE as many wins as the last team
JUST

Are we still arguing weather or not pucks need to be cleaned?

No the general consensus was that they should be cleaned weekly.

Probably gonna get the flames.
Do you really think Bettman will let his precious sunbelt teams move?

at least yotes have really good rookie pool. they should be good in 3-5 years provided they don't fuck up the draft but who knows where the team will be then

>thought hockey was over for the holiday
>1 pm game
praise bettman

bettman is just a code word for comfy desu

>. they should be good in 3-5 years
t. every season

Keller domi are legit. their ot goal against the caps was noice

How legit is their french?

Maybe the yotes need to clean their pucks more often? Do you think that would help? Cleaning the pucks by hand would teach the rookies determination and respect for the puck and that would translate to on ice success.

no. if they want to win, they need to not lose

If you lose to your opponent, they win