Blackhawks@Devils gamethread

Get in here faggots.

>turn on game
>see score

Well shit.

>Hawks """"defense""""

Where the fuck is everyone?

>FIRST BEER IN NEAR 2 WEEKS
Excited
Fierce
Horny

spending time with their famili....
probably dead

What the fuck have you been drinking then?
Cough syrup?

Also FUCK.

jesus christ

Lucky fucks.
I wish i could be probably dead.

Unironically yes.

I guess you got the cold that was going around then.

you can't get the cold if you don't leave your apartment

Sort of, it was a killer cough. I couldn't fucking breath at night.Thank fuck there was no headache involved, unlike now because the Hawks are sucking Nu Joisey cock

Family Christmas. The score makes me not even want to start drinking.

Is Boyle elite?

Why are the Devils the most exciting team in the league?

The only thing exciting about New Jersey are the plebs that fill gas tanks at gas stations.

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Thats a good plan, but that didn't work for me since i had to leave my cave of sadness to got to work and shit.
Is this a whore bar or something?

FUCK.

The Hawks are like pic related right now

We're talking about the hockey team here u fuckin banana sandwich

desu it's pretty exciting

>talking shit about nana sangers

.................how do you fuck that up

>3-0 Devils after 1
what the flying fuck happened. Turnovers?


>Hayden fight
wew

>>Hayden fight
Webm anyone?

You fucks are all I have right now. I love you all. Except the gypsy.

Wasn't much of a fight. Refs did their damnedest to prevent them from fighting. Hayden essentially wrestled him to the ground.

Damn son

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Love you too buddy.

>eddie at WGN studios
holy shit.

Also fuck, he looks beaten up. Glad he still has the energy to fight.

Eddie is not in a forgiving mood tonight

He looks a little rough, but seeing eddie is one of the best christmas gifts i could have asked for.

>Refs did their damnedest to prevent them from fighting. Hayden essentially wrestled him to the ground.

Why the fuck do they even do this? bunch of faggots. If I were at a game with a bunch of pacifist soyboy refs I'd peg them with a beer bottle.

Player safety. With CTE awareness, you can't have them play like they did in the 80s.

What are we drinking tonight lads? I'm slamming back some red wine and my dad is drinking yuengling

like hell you can't. players have complete knowledge of concussions now and it's up to the players if they want to fight or not. Body checking has caused more concussions than fights ever will, but you don't hear CTE AWARENESS about that.

>Hawks threads are still reddit
I'll check back in a couple years

got a bottle of bourbon aged stout

A variety of beers, none of them of note.

>how old am I
fucking hilarious

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>not drinking the pink one
do you even box wine?

>Hartman fighting again
oh christ

the Rose? Yeah, that's good too. As long as it's dry, I'll drink it.

Have fun having to pump your own gas, rest of the nation (except Oregon).

hartman slowly becoming Carbomb 2.0

Working through a Leinenkugel's variety pack.

>save
uh....looked like he completely missed the net

I'm ok with this as long as he breaks faces in every fight.

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Is green an alternate color for them or is this guy just retarded?

how do you not know who David Putty is?

I think I'm missing something here.

I havent watched Seinfeld either.

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Can't go wrong with that, i just didnt feel like walking down stairs. Plus the wine was right there. Do you have any recommendations for stouts?How's the winter flavor? I've heard some good things

Listen here Old Man Bollig, I never watched Seinfield. Or Fraser for that matter. Or Friends. (They never looked funny.)

fite me

Frasier is comedy gold. Same with Becker.

I honestly didn't watch a ton of TV as a kid. I don't even watch TV, except in a few specific instances, as an adult.

t. youngfag

PAT'S GETTIN MAD

Can't wait for him to go super saiyan later tonight (or later this evening)


You aren't wrong. But I'm probably not as young as you think.

I didn't do as much either until recently. I mainly just watched muh chinese cartoons.

I watched the corrupting chinese cartoons when I was a pre-teen/early teenager. Then I started to hate them because I felt it was always the same old shit. Now I just hate anime.

(later this season*)

>then I started to hate them because I felt it was always the same old shit
you're not wrong. It's the same tropes and stories. I only pick somethig up if there's a favorite VA or if something really piques my interest. I've only watched a handful this year.

>travis wood
>travis

Fuck yeah, Mr. 300.

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST HITS 300

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>having the personal line of Kane
Pat seems like such a bro-tier dude and even better dad-tier dude.

who do you think was feeding Patrick the booze during the crazy years?

>nephew starts smashing his bass drum
>kaner instantly scores

meme magik here lads

Does anyone else think that RBO is the south-side serial killer?

>3D women found stripped and strangled in dumpsters over the last 10 years

>tfw all the murders on the South Side blamed on gang violence were really rbo

[He was extremely intoxicated]

My nephews/niece got me a really dank Blackhawks present for Christmas this year. I almost cried.

He screams 3DPD before murdering them.

>tfw Eddie just reaches over and slaps her

skeletons are reddit
how’s your safe space gamethread reddithawks

I was kind of expecting Steve to say "Pat.....I'm sitting right here"

I think Steve knows that Pat has been giving him the cold shoulder for several years now. He may not be on the up and up on human interaction but he understands Foley doesn't like him.

I swear or me mum if I don't get a gobbo on Xmas, I'll shoot up the nearest mall with my cock

lol@shithawks

they’ll win if this is dubs tho

F

and that's the way she goes

>I swear or me mum
kek

>I'll shoot up the nearest mall with my cock
>22 LR mass shooting
kek

FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER

There's a serial killer? I've been so desensitized to all the murders I hear about on TV that I just chalk it up to, "Oh, just another day in Chicago."

Also carjackings.

This is fine.

Fuck this shite
Merry Xmas fellas

Fuck it, Hawks don't play til next Thursday and the bone posting hasn't been doing it.

why am I so tired

Wasn't expecting that. Thanks for the nice pair of knockers my friend

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Weight of the ages?
Nagging wife?
Soul crushing dead-end job?

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Pat is pissed.


what the fuck

I think it's cause it feels like a sunday based on what's on tv
but it ain't sunday