The cavemen fucked women with hairy ass legs

>The cavemen fucked women with hairy ass legs

The fuck was wrong with them Sup Forums?

They weren't gay like you.

Fuck yeah little hairy women.

Ask your dad

Cavemen never existed

stop touching your own dick kid and mb you will learn a thing or two about why men do what they do

Those are big balls

Can you imagine being an alpha caveman

>Top tier hairy pussy 24/7 on demand
>Beta males scared because you've bashed the heads in of the last three betas who rebelled against you
>With no concept of history you are literally the greatest human to exist that your tribes people know of
>You make the all of the laws of the land, you alone are the judge jury and executioner
>young tribe girls offering their hairy pussies daily because the only way to ensure their babies survival is if it's your child
>Your DNA will be passed down for tens of thousands of years

Doesn't matter had sex

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Then the betas gang up together, kill you, kill all your offspring and rape all the hairy pussy females in the tribe that rejected them.

is that what you plan to do about muzzies nigel?

Qualify post, OP.

10/10

Cons: You're teeth rot by 30 and you die at age 45 having never taken a bath.

So it's like being British then?

>Cavemen never existed

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A lot less drunken fights with midgets involved but yeah, pretty much.

The political implications of this really made me think. Sup Forums got BTFO, it seems.

>It smells like shit all the time
>bugs on your dick
>get a cut on your foot, die of infection
>everyone is dying
>fuck it's too hot
>fuck it's too cold
>water is a death sentence
>need water to live tho
>drink water, get tons of parasites and die
>weird ayy lmaos keep coming to fuck with us
>you're a berry picker
Yea no

Dont mixe it up user. First Farmers were the ones with rotten teeth. Caveman (only used caves as shelter during trips) had odontoliths.

Serious fucking kek

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fpbp xD

You've visited Glasgow?