2 truths and a lie

Ok Sup Forums, let's play a game.

It's pretty easy. Pick a college or pro football team, and go through the roster. Write down 2 real names and one fake one, and we try to guess which one is the fake one.

I'll start:

A'donta Murray III
Elgton Jenkins
Jaquarius Landrews

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Here's another:

Royce Newman
Tito Nu'uanu-ito
Zikerion Baker

Elgton Jenkins

Zikerion Baker

Yazeed Atariwa
Jonton Florence
Quincy Iverson

Bry'Kiethon Mouton
Jaquarious Bargnare
Zykiesis Dewashington

Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
Ricky Bobby

Laong Kok
Blac Dickey
In My'Asshole

I refuse to believe that any of these are really actual, genuine names

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Big Benis
Meaty Cock
Sloppy B'Hole

why do we just allow black people to ruin their children's lives with these ludicrous names? there should be laws against this.

Lil PeePee
Tiny WeeWee
In'My B Hol

S'Lippy P-hole
Lil Cum Hole
In'y hole

Tite H'hole
Lil Juicehole
holé

what the literal fuck dude

Are black people actually human?

Ummmm no sweetie

Yung Fucknut
Lil Poopsies
Ryan Smith

Shitface McCriggins

"Tron"

Elroy Taylorson, the 6'4" Superhuman-Brick-Shithouse-of-a-Linebacker from the Depths-of-the-Bluegum-Louisiana-Bayou-who-can't-Read-or-Write-But-Has-a-Heart-of-Gold-and-can-Psychically-Communicate-With-Animals

h-hole
hole
holé tony

Holden Bell
Shawn'holius Crackers
Brett Holversen

D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Hroniss Grasu
Christopher Poole

Hole Durham
Hole 2
The Hole Nine Yards

Thrasher X
Lazer-Flame
Carl Evans

>Chicago Bears

Prince Amukamura
Kevin White
Lakendrix Jackson

I know Dbrickashaw is real, so I'm going with Hroniss as the fake

Lakendrix Jackson is not real.

Peytun Manning
Tom Bradie
PooPooPeePeeCacaMan

Incorrect

Tom Brady, that was easy

>mfw with how many blacks there are in the nfl, sec, and big 10, there's a pretty fair chance we will see players with these names on the field in a few years