/nfl/ general I'm just here so I won't get fined Edition

NO:Michael Thomas (hamstring) expected to play
ARZ:Kerwynn Williams (quad) expected to play
CAR:Devin Funchess (shoulder) will play Week 16
TB:Cameron Brate (hip, knee) expected to play
WAS:Jamison Crowder (hamstring) expected to play
NE:James White, Chris Hogan expected to sit
MIN:Stef Diggs scores lone TD in Vikings victory
GB:Hundley has forgettable night in shutout loss
GB:Jordy Nelson exits game with shoulder injury
CLE:Report: Hue Jackson may have 'lost the team'
GB:Aaron Jones injures knee, done for the game
OAK:Report: Del Rio '50-50' to keep Raiders job

first for Jimmy

I’ve been a fan of the vikes since 2007, watching Peterson play was fun but goddamn that dude has fumble issues, although when he fixed those problems he started playing worse until that hall of fame year, really wish Favre took us to the owl and won that 09 season (although Peterson fumbling the ball was another reason we lost the game lol)

Anyways:

How do we feel about losing nick Easton, bros? You guys think rashod hill could take up the spot? I feel like he’s done a fine job

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

did the patriots actually trade jimbo expecting brady to play until hes 50?

who do you guys think will be the patriots starter in 2019

what teams are the most in need of uniform updates?

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Arizona Soydinals
Atlanta Soycons
Baltimore Soyvens
Buffalo Billsoys
Carolina Soynthers
Chicago Soybears
Cincinnati Soygals
Cleveland Brown Soys
Dallas Cowsoys
Denver Soycos
Detroit Soylions
Green Bay Soy Packers
Houston Soyans
Indianapolis Soys
Jacksonville Soyguars
Kansas City Soy Chiefs
Miami Soyphins
Minnesota Soykings
New England Soytriots
New Orleans Soyints
New York Soyants
New York Soy Jets
Oakland Soiyders
Philadelphia Soyggles
Pittsburgh Soylers
San Diego Soygers
San Francisco Soyers
Seattle Soyhawks
St. Louis Soyms
Tampa Bay Soyccaneers
Tennessee Soytans
Washington Soyskins

Brady

It doesn’t matter. All qbs for the patriots are bellichek/ref babbies. The dolphins game should’ve been a blowout but the ref literally helped the pats scored two tds

>this is what the average American will look like in 2050... and it's beautiful

Catb owl

>CLE:Report: Hue Jackson may have 'lost the team'

lol no fucking shit, what did he expect to happen

Tampa Bay Bucs

Jimmy is taking the Kirk cousin's route in San Francisco, when Brady retires in three years he'll be back in new england

Eagles need to make their all-blacks their primaries.

So why are people arguing that Wentz isn’t injured?

>all blacks over Kelly green
welcome newfriend

he expected them to rally around him and Jimmy Haslam, instead of actual players that they share the locker room with

oh death nurse me with your succulent siren song

>not the dallas soyboys

try again

>someone took the time to write this

>rooting for a bad team
>being a nigger

Bucs, Rams, pats, tits

They're not. The real argument is if you'll ever get in, near or around a vagina.

i got in ur mums last night
splog splog splog motherfucker

Aaron Rodgers is back baby!

Acknowledged

You were born, so that answers that question

There's literally nothing wrong with Philadelphia

>your team will draft Josh Allen or Josh Rosen

>Pats
shouldn't fuck with them while they're winning

duly noted

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>was born in 93
Don't even remember kelly green tbqfh. It's a meme color anyway. Not unique in any way, shape, or form. Just like it for that nostalgia-factor. If it accents black, sure. Actually prefer the Philadelphia colors to kelly green.

>spending Christmas eve on an imageboard

How pathetic are you?

>tfw Christmas Eve dinner with the family and all my chad/Stacy cousins and their bf/gfs

Might not make it brehs.

>you

It's alright, CJ will come in and be a force to be reckoned with.
Quality post mate
You forgot >Liking children

unironically blake bortles

(belichick will retire with brady)

It’s been the 24th for 24 minutes faggot

taken into account

it's sad for an adult male to value petty pussy this much

it's just a bacteria-rich open wound

get over it

it's not evening yet dummy

Soup Sup Forums? Hey I'm at work and I can't get to ESPN. Has Brady cheated yet today? Anyone know?

>bucme commenting on pussy
How can you value something you've never had?

best edition

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The moron, hi moron, was saying he got injured in the Giants game.

T. Man who has never had sex with someone old enough to write their own name

spoken like a true virgin

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>really wish Favre took us to the owl and won that 09 season

Why did he ponder passing? That wasn't Detroit, man. It was the Super Bowl.

Why the fuck did you respond

This man is baiting

duly homosexual

He did. I’d be injured if my team almost lost to the 2-11 Giants.

Any girls(boys) on here want to pretend to be my gf(bf) for the family dinner tonight?

This general fucking sucks

What the fuck is wrong with all of you!

Shoo Shoo Pedo!

seriously if you wanna insult a dude for being a virgin at least defer to blowjobs instead of the vagina

the vagina is so fucking blase and boring

who gives a shit

pleasure a woman can give a man with her mouth >>> pleasure she can give a man with her pussy

simple as that folks

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T. Icky iggles

This!

>NE: James White, Chris Hogan expected to sit
Why do pats players still insist on dying this deep into the season?

spoken like a man who has never known the pleasure of coming inside

Brazil and Canada and tripfags. Sup Forums is dead.

I don’t like oral it’s degrading for the woman.

T. Virgin giving sex advice

LOL

we've hit peak bucme shitposting

>pleasure a woman can give a man with her mouth >>> pleasure she can give a man with her pussy
How would you know?

homosexuality acknowledged

Acknowledged

Acknowledged

relentless autism and shitpost drive

I got christmas with friends but you can come over to my pops place Christmas day. We're gonna play cards and watch football all afternoon, maybe have a couple beers. You like Rummy or Cribbage?

shocker, tripfags shit up a thread

Harrison Smith on the season:
25 stops
0 TDs allowed
5 INT
5 Pass Breakups

In the 12 years PFF has data for, there has been no other player with 0 TDs allowed, 25+ stops and 5+ interceptions in a season

>Still not in the ProBowl
Is it just a popularity contest at this point?

toom brodly went to the store to get vegetal
then out of no where
*sack*
and he ded b4 afc campionship gaem

how does make you feel

he's not black enough

>tfw your team is shit in a elite division

>at this point
did you literally just start watching the NFL

Oh shit, didn't realize that this was the bucme on suicide watch edition.

its christmas eve eve brainlet

He wouldn't have been able to play if he got picked, vikes are going to the superb owl

Yes. The thing that baffles me is Kelce. Got in last year when he was playing like ass, missed this year when he was the best in the league.

Stfu

ah yes you bring up a good point

you can cum in a girl's mouth without the risk of getting her pregnant

there's another reason that dicking her mouth >>> dicking her vagina

women degrade themselves

they're memes

don't take them seriously

can't believe people watched the packers game, I flipped to Seinfeld during a commercial break in the 1st quarter and never changed the channel back

I've watched NFL for the past 10 years, I just said "at this point" for literary effect.

>tfw you realize that the Bills are almost certainly going to get cucked out of the playoffs by (((tiebreakers)))
It's not fair, this was supposed to be our year

you're probably better suited to gay sex

Acknowledged

I don't think a pedophile tripfag on Sup Forums can call anyone else degrading

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>bucme is a blatant misogynist
Color me shocked. Do you like them younger because they're less likely to talk back if at all? Is that it?

I'd like to pick an argument against you, but you could be right.

sweetie have you tried winning more games? usually that helps in getting to the playoffs

then you won't have to blame tiebreakers or the jews for the bills' ineptitude sweetie!

>Got in last year when he was playing like ass
as a reserve though. he'll probably do the same this year if Eagles don't make the owl
gotcha, but it's always been like this

>players are good
>team is shit
you're in good company user

shouldn't have lost to the >bungles and have gotten yourself in this situation