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>The MMA Hour - 12/18/17
youtube.com/watch?v=uXz2y4Lrn-U
>Monday Morning Analyst - 12/18/17
youtube.com/watch?v=J-qryRWv60k
>Big Brown Breakdown: Episode 57 - 12/19/17
youtube.com/watch?v=UG97RgkyXro
>Stud Radio #208 - 12/19/17
youtube.com/watch?v=tmlNtPw23SM
>MMA Beat - 12/21/17
youtube.com/watch?v=rJ0IrXr5obE

/mma/ News:
>Javier Mendez: Too much was made of Khabib Nurmagomedov’s weight cut issues before UFC 209
mmafighting.com/2017/12/22/16810380/javier-mendez-too-much-was-made-of-khabib-nurmagomedovs-weight-cut-issues-before-ufc-209

>UFC champ Tyron Woodley expects to fight in first three months of 2018 after shoulder surgery
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/ufc-champ-tyron-woodley-expects-to-fight-in-first-three-months-of-2018-after-shoulder-surgery

>Nate Diaz refuses to be manipulated into UFC return: 'Ask nicely, motherf*ckers'
youtube.com/watch?v=i0E00mN9r9c

>UFC alters Reebok sponsorship earning tiers
mmafighting.com/2017/12/22/16812880/ufc-alters-reebok-sponsorship-earning-tiers

>Mackenzie Dern interview - 12/23/17 - Believes she’s ready to fight in the UFC
youtube.com/watch?v=GxAEq51_yco

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Jose Aldo vs Donald Cerrone?

Who is your moms favorite fighter?

BRAAAAAAAP

Prime Aldo would destroy Cerrone

pls respond, i was late

It's not a tattoo it's a branding from his home for mentally challenged adults

Khabibedded
youtu.be/N5WaCYGur88

I'd kill a nigga to see Woodley vs Khabib just to watch that TDD tackle Khabib's ability to wrestle.

Fuck you Darren is a BEAST

are you a gopnik or just a regular white russian

Barboza has trained takedown defense excessively for this fight. If take a look back at Tibau fight, Khabib wasn't able to take a rudimentary tdd of a strong fighter, meaning he wouldn't take down a smaller fighter but who has good tdd. Khabib's ladt fight was against a striker with no tdd and bjj wrestling, but even then he only finished him in the 3rd.

Barboza by points or flying knee(chopping at Khabib's legs will make him spam TD attempts where Barboza will catch a mistake with his knee).

Why do you ask?

you aint big boy.but its ok man go and play the guitar
this aint a karate kid movie

>I'd kill a nigga
>gets bullied daily by muslims
>can't get muslim dick out of his mouth
youtube.com/watch?v=2yIP0Lz5EcE
kek
russians are a joke

open your mouth wide artyom for you daily dose of muslim semen
putin said you had to

Prime aldo maybe, but what about heemed-3-times-in-the-last-two-years Aldo?

>he thinks barboza stands a chance
Lmao

26 days till the end of the ngannou meme

...

wth he's still at it? Imagine what the mainstream media will say when they notice him lol.

For sure Khabib won't get heem'd my man, 100%

It's an interesting match up, if Aldo honestly can't throw leg or body kicks anymore he's going to be looking to out box Cerrone which is very possible. I could see him winning with body kicks before but not now. Cerrone is huge now and could try wrestle Aldo using his size advantage but it could also play to his disadvantaged he's probably going to handle body shots so much worse than he already did. I see Cerrone giving Aldo to much respect and starting slow and losing a decision. What about you?

Edson barboza
>Has a cute kid and a cute wife who is a childhood sweetheart
>Extremely entertaining and diverse style
>Athletic as fuck
>Has made many changes and improvements in his career, willing to learn
>Handsome and wvery fantastic body
>Top shelf fight iq

LITERALLY HOW can you not support this man

Obviously a roider

Why the meme that we declined if USADA isn't able to catch everyone then?

What was the drug people thought Bisping was on?

That didn't make sense

brazil was full of counterstrikers with shit cardio

this is why they declined, need to get your lithe bois beating your juicy and non-juicy freaks

and well the ability to lead the dance (thus RDA being one of those who does have modern success)

Is getting heemd a drug?

What was he trying to say i didn't understand it

they fell behind the game of fighting, not the game of juice/usada dodging

Oh shit yeah that does make sense I must have read it wrong

Well Edson never declined so he obviously wasn't caught. He's still on roids. Looks like a bodybuilder

There's a meme that Brazilian fighters declined in quality after USADA so your implication that Barboza is a roider that USADA can't catch makes the specific meme illogical I guess.

The Gastelum

Something that could make his heart low, doesn't give you abs but helps with cardio or something

People say that USADA is catching everyone and that's we roiders declined. So how Barboza can be evading getting caught? Wouldn't the other guys from here do the same as him?

>Well Edson never declined so he obviously wasn't caught. He's still on roids. Looks like a bodybuilder
What? Are you saying that we literally can't produce any good fighters at all without roids or something?

Hasn't been caught

No

Edson the American would be a good fighter without roids but still chooses to take them that's why I cant respect him

Fighter of the Year?
Division of the Year?
Event of the Year?
How would you rate 2017 in MMA overall?

1 card left, cynthia has it if she wins, otherwise i have to think on it and chose one of the 3 fight winners.

FW

217

7/10

Could Gooby Jr beat Tiger?

I thought Cynthia was in her mid 20s, but she's already 30 years old.

This is my history.
youtu.be/3Yu8RKI7YPI

>Cynthia
Really? Fucking kys wmma loser

my doctor told me tigers gonna be at least 6 2 my guy.

Unironically this

Can he end the Khabib meme?

What is she on about?

Weird indeed, she's never been ranked.

on a cunts slay list

Watch your language, /heem/ is a highly educated place.

*takes you down*
Nothing personal kid.

IRL Chad.

what did he mean by this?

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women BTFO

>anna dumpster

lost to cerrone aka the biggest journeyman in the sport
>lost to micheal johnson #2 in the world journeyman
>lost to "king meme" Tony Ferguson

top fucking zozzle

immigrant mentality

source?

>wmma fighters will literally scratch their own eyes out to avoid fighting an untrained man

who would win in a fight between cyborg and might mouse

This is his son?

Lmao you can already tell how much of a cunt he is going to be

Merry Heem-mas to goofs and reel fitefans all across the world!
May your bangers be spicy and your mewvment be flowy
come for bbq and a daily reminder that you woudn't last a nano second in my guard...

>Interested fighters must be 160 lbs and have a significant MMA record
I'd legit lol if cyborg turned up desu

Is Lamas a chinlet?

If you get knocked out cold you're a chinlet

may Special K save this dead sport

>khabib saying he was 242lbs before his training camp
Literally Pigg Rigg tier JUSTing

Hate Greek posters

Simple as

His dad said that not him, his dad said I was 240 last time I weighed myself. Khabib obviously isn't 250 pounds

t. Khabib apologist

>Khabib is as tall if not taller than DC
Crazy shit

Merry Christmas

well he does cut from 242

Merry Christmas, /HEEM/!

Enjoy the holidays with your loved ones.

Is Khabib the most unprofessional weight cutter since Rumble?

that mudslim gettin that russkij reebok money in. Dont think they will sell a lot of stuff to the local churkas over there though

you too, friend

Gastelum or Hendricks probably

I’m sorry you’re getting bullied

>strong fighter
Tibau was so roided that he looked experimental

But Rumble was cutting an insane amount of weight, I was impressive that he actually managed to do so most of the time. Khabib looks like he should have an easier time cutting weight.

Also, you forgot Bigg Pigg Hendriks.

I've been wondering this. How popular is he amongst non caucasian/muslim/tartar Russians?

>I was impressive
This may have been a typo, but in case it wasn't, one of two things have gone wrong here. You'd either want to say "It was impressive" or "I was impressed", impressed being the past tense of impressive.

Not even close. It's hard to beat Hendricks who moved up 15lbs to a new weight class and still misses weight.

i might even toss Oliveira in there as being worse as well. Missed weight 3 or 4 tiems, including once by an entire fucking weightclass

Lineker has the record for most times missed weight.

Magny will KO Condit, cap this

>mfw you're probably right
Where will you be when the p4p meme fighter is deleted?

I need a Fight Companion.

Edgy Brah. Rogan. Schaub. Callen.

she is gonna die in the octagon cap this

>Callen
>Schaub
>Edgy

dont say such things plz

What does heem mean

What did Lawler mean by this?

And? You're not entitled to being made to feel special, idiot.

Here everyone endorses memes
Handsome eastern european man
Heem everyone even myself

>tfw no pierogi-making Polish gf to celebrate Christmas with

Thanks upside down poland !
I join in to the congratulations to my fellow christian heemers
All the best famalams

>impressed being the past tense of impressive.
what did he mean by this