I kissed a boy for the first time last night, i-it was really nice. How was your first time kissing a boy, Sup Forums?

I kissed a boy for the first time last night, i-it was really nice. How was your first time kissing a boy, Sup Forums?

gay

Proofs or gtro

Disgusting.
Kissing a girl is the best and right thing.

>itt
Ever noticed how all fags live in cold cunts?

He cried and made me horny so far more.

The first time is I was molested by my neighbor.

1) theres only one fag here
2) gotta warm each other somehow

Its our general gayropean influence coupled with the lack of a heatinduced machoculture emboldening you to hit on girls instead of going for the guys you can more easily understand id believe.

Wow, sounds bad :(
>not one
I bet its you, hahaha

>iichan
You don't show that when calling someone else a fag you dummy.

Go to Gulag

I've kissed and had sex with over 20 guys and honestly I'm a little worn off right now.

This desu, shit's tiring in the long run.

I can't even enjoy sex desu and I have a little fissure in my anus I still have to get fixed.

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Yeah shit sucks.
Having to poo also hurts so bad.
And when I'm finished there's like a pool of blood in the toilet.

Hell, I'm applying vaseline to my anus on a daily basis but it just doesn't work and I don't want to go to the hospital.

kinda wet at first but I got used to it.

>over 20 guys
Get out of here, normie filth.

The reality of the bender. Sad!

come to my place so I can throw you off the roof

>flag
>havent kissed anyone

Most of them are one night stands so it's not so bad.

Florence 2016, it was magical :3

never done it

That makes it worse you sloot.

WHY DENMARKNMAN MAN DONT KISS?!?!??!??????????

BECAUSE HE IS TOO SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>having sex with someone who is not your gf/bf/husband/wife

WHY IS KILLING HIMSELF RUSSIAN MAN????????????????????????????????????????????????

STORE RUNNED OUT OF VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your sex

WHY IS SAD FINLANDSKYI TREE CHOPPER???!?!?!?!?!?!??!??????????

ALL HIS WOOD PEKKAS FRIENDS ALREADY KILL THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pls be my russian bf

y-you too

I'm a 19 year old boy desu

>tfw no weird finnish bf

Faggot

>19 years old kid
>had 20 dicks in his bumhole
Insane, what a slut

Joakim, stop crying every time you receive an answer, fucking hell.

Are you gay

PLEASE STOP KNOWING MY NAME PLEASE

Could be worse desu.
I mean, I'm very selective regarding which guys I want to share a bed with.

Come back Ivan

KHV = kisssless handholdless Virgin

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I'll never kiss anyone. I don't deserve it, and even if I did, i'm too autistic for that. I cope with the fact I'll always be alone.

Other guys online seem to like my photos, so I kinda whore myself online. That's the closest I'll ever be to having intimacy with someone, and honestly that's fine.

would you ever kiss an american

Are you one of those Brazilian ladybois

Just enjoying life desu.
I don't want to be stuck in a senseless relationship because I had plenty and they all sucked.

you seem to be the lowest common denominator here bud. maybe you should stop fucking shitty people

Nah, gay guys are just scum.
I'd rather only have sex with them than to spend my life with them desu.

I also have very high standards so I'm not like having sex with all guys I come across.

>gay guys are just scum.
Really jingles my jingleberries.

>Nah, gay guys are just scum.
play shitty games win shitty prizes

your inability to form meaningful relationships doesn't mean that others are scum

yes he's gay fucking brainless gook

>your inability to form meaningful relationships
But I don't want a relationship.
I don't want to share my life with them because they're so annoying and clingy that's the whole issue.

I mean I tried but I just can't stick long enough with them since I'll always lose interest in them very quickly.

theoretically speaking, yes

No. I guess I have more feminines features than an average guy, but that's it.

theoretically speaking, would you ever kiss me...

Hi Jim

>used Couchsurfing to meet travellers in Netherlands
>a cute boy Dutch boy wanted to hang out with me
>most likely wanted to add me as #22 on his list

>tfw never kissed a guy
>tfw slightly overweight so self-conscious
>tfw so many of the hot guys are straight

You're obviously not.

How am I not?
I have hundreds of messages on grindr and right now like 1100 matches on tinder.

Enjoy your anal fissure

Do you also have the whole arsenal of the US army force at your disposal?

Well I guess that if you started taking it up your ass while you were 12 you're pretty selective. Please tell me this isn't the case.

The absolute state of the Dutch

You're very immature.
Being selective doesn't mean having a small proportion of approval/offer but rather focusing on quality, which you don't by your outlook on other gays.
19 years old who had "plenty" of 'serious' relationships, is gay but calls other gays by "them" and say they are scum but doesn't realize the irony.
Grow up and leave your bubble.

Thanks, I'm masochistic so that's a plus.

I wish.

>homo thread
>some dutch faggot who got fucked so much he wears a diaper because of anal fissures