Tfw you are literally the most talented human bean to ever grace god's earth

>tfw you are literally the most talented human bean to ever grace god's earth
>tfw you can't win a wc

life is suffering

>argentina without mascherano: 2 wcs, many copa americas
>argentina with mascherano: nothing
myt

Why doesnt he just apply for citizenship of a non spic country?

>the coked up hack known as El Pibe has won it
>the untalented marketing monster fraud known as The Tsu has won it

>he will never win it

You’d think the most talented human to ever exist would be able to win a World Cup desu. I assume your post is satire mocking Messi fanboys.

>>tfw you are literally the most talented human bean to ever grace god's earth
Your new to football, right?

inb4 one of your overrated shit negroes is more talented
protip: they're not. and i'm not even OP

>no euro
>no WC
that's why he is the 3rd best player in the world

Messi is ONE OF the best, but saying he is the best argentinian of all time might be wrong (considering that some argentinians don't even like Messi)

>the untalented marketing monster fraud known as The Tsu has won it
when did ronaldo won the wc?

>maradroga is the best ever

He's the best. Those who think otherwise fall into the following categories a) nostalgic brainlet b) fraud c) halal costumer d) fatties who never played a single game of footy

>Implying you guys understand football
Messi is a amazing player (ONE OF the best ever), but saying that he is the best ever is pure ignorance, first of all he plays a very shitty National League, where the only real teams are Real Madrid and Atlético de Madrid, second being the "greatest of all time" would imply not only be a great man in the field, but outside the field, a thing that Messi fails to do since he is basicaly an outcast that can't handle being a star

>being a GOAT requires you to be the best on field and off field

Is Rooney GOATer than Messi then? Or are they equal in total GOATness?

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Spastics really do love football.

>but outside the field
that makes no sense

>most talented human bean to ever grace god's earth

Probably Isaac Newton or Nikola Tesla

This. Isaac Newton invented gravity. Soccer would be hard to play without gravit

He is the best attacking player in history, it's clear to everyone (human). It's so clear that not even nostalgia manages to put him in the shadow. Of course there are better defenders and goalkeepers in history, or even pure playmakers. However ANY team that could choose ONE real player in a generic team of 11, should pick Messi if they want to win.

>Not Jesus Christ who is God

>Putting that media darling marketing hack newton on the same sentence as Tesla.

You can't be serious

Newton is a stat padder that the media loves, Tesla is pure talent even if he didn't manage to win a wc.....wait...

Gauss >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Newton or any physicist for that matter

>Nikola Tesla
>tfw most talented human bean to grace the Earth and you die a fucking VIRGIN

>tfw too inteligent to have sex

Newton died virgin too

>He is the best attacking player in history
Messi isn't Ronaldo my friend

>It's clear to everyone (human)
Monkeys (you) are not human.

Fat Ronaldo is overrated

>overrated
lol, how much do they pay you to spread bullshit here 24/7?

TSUUUU > Fat Ronaldo = Fact

They pay me double around Christmas

makes sense, you and the english guy sure work hard

how fucking stupid are you? neither cristiano nor valderrama has won the WC

What is VPN?

I have a similar problem. I'm literally too smart for a gf.

they were literal autists