Kill all white men and take their women to the Interracial Breeding Grounds!

Kill all white men and take their women to the Interracial Breeding Grounds!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG

BLACK

SPOCK

I miss Louis C.K. threads.

LITTLE

WHITE

COCK

>A chariot with golden rims rolls up on stage being pulled by six malnourished white slaves
>Three slaves, chained together at the ankles, lift Louis CK off the chariot and place him on the stage floor
>They prostrate themselves as Louis steps up to the microphone
>A dozen gold chains and rosaries adorn his neck
>The entire crowd watches in silence, hearts pounding with excitement
>The remaining slaves place a feathered tribal headdress upon his ginger skull, before lying alongside the other slaves
>Louis CK stares off into the crowd, bucks as far as the eye can see
>They begin to tremble with excitement
>Louis CK holds out his hands - C U C K L I F E adorned across his fists in platinum
>The sheer tension in the crowd is palpable
>Two slaves emerge from stage left holding a water cooler tank filled to the brim with suspicious white liquid, followed by two large whip-wielding bucks
>The slaves place the jug in Louis' open arms before bowing and assuming the fetal position
>Louis turns the tank towards the audience, revealing the words "BUCK JUICE" written on the front in permanent marker
>He takes a big breath, turns the tank upside down, and begins chugging the juice, never breaking eye contact with the crowd
>With every gulp he sputters a bit all over the stage floor
>The bulls begin whipping him
>"ERRY LAST GULP WHITE BOY"
>Louis begins choking
>"CHUG CHUG CHUG"
>The whipping intensifies, a clear erection grows beneath his parachute pants
>Louis suddenly collapses on the floor
>The crowd gasps
>"Cuck King, NO!"
>He slowly stands back up, knees wobbling and semen dripping from his chin
>Louis grins wickedly and holds up the empty jug to the crowd, before collapsing once again
>The crowd explodes in applause, whistling and cheering
>"ENCORE, ENCORE"
>A second jug is brought on stage
>Louis looks up and sighs

There was this pasta about him taking his daughters to arcade, they started playing some game, then joysticks in their hands turned into big black cocks, that's when he realized this wasn't arcade, but interracial breeding grounds. I wish I saved it.

>dimly lit stage
>low fire pits set up in a semi-circle
>Louis CK walks on wearing nothing but a loin cloth
>audience starts giggling
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, do you know what's behind this loincloth?"
>audience screams "No!" through stifled laughter
>"A very small, white penis!"
>Louis rips off the loincloth to reveal his tiny manhood
>audience starts laughing in earnest
>"Folks, admit it, white penises are inadequate to satisfy the sexual appetites of our women."
>audience starts nodding
>"But, I have a solution"
>Louis CK pulls out a knife out of his ass
>"I am not a man," Louis CK proclaims, "these are men"
>ten muscular black-as-night Africans come out of the shadows, their long dicks swinging
>women in the audience are ushered on stage
>men are given knives
>"I want you to face the facts"
>Louis CK ceremoniously chops off his dick
>a nearby African pulls out a scimitar out of a fire pit and cauterizes CK's wound
>Louis screams in agony and falls on all fours
>two Africans see their cue and start spit roasting Louis
>women from the audience are stripped and bred on stage
>white men in the audience follow Louis and cut of their dicks
>ushers are ready to cauterize them
>Louis swallows the load from the African in front of him
>"A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN"
>"IT IS NOW THEIR TURN"

>Louis CK steps on stage
>his appearance is dishevelled, beard unkempt, clothes tattered, skin paler than usual
>dark bags droop beneath his sunken, dead eyes
>the crowd cheers as he slowly limps to the microphone
>he grasps it with a trembling hand
>"L-Lit..."
>the crowd is on the edge of their seats
>"Little..." CK barely audibly whispers
>a pair of size thirteen jordans lands on stage
>"Oh God I can't do this anymore"
>Louis runs off stage sobbing
>the crowd is still, silence broken only by an indistinct "dayum" in the back
>"I guess that's that"
>the crowd begins getting up from their seats and leaving the auditorium single-file
>a faint bongo drumming is heard in the distance
>the crowd looks behind them at the stage
>the drumming becomes louder and more discernible
>a lone negro sits back down in his seat
>suddenly the curtains burst open
>"OOGA BOOGA"
>an entirely naked, oiled up Louis CK somersaults on-stage
>"TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES"
>the audience roars in excitement and begins rushing back to their seats
>"HEYOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?"
>multiple audience members are trampled to death in the stampede
>"NIGGER DICK NIGGER DICK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DICK"
>the audience desperately tries climbing over the stacks of limp bodies at the entrance door
>Louis CK starts rolling around on the floor while screaming incoherently
>"HOWDY HOWDY ROWDY BUCKS"
>Tupac's hologram appears on stage and begins performing his new single
>"WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS"
>the surviving members of the audience begin rapping along with him
>Louis CK is frothing at the mouth while rolling around
>Neil Degrasse Tyson takes his shirt off and starts beating his chest
>in the far south, a white supremacist cartoonist in a cowboy hat suddenly wakes up from a fitful sleep
>"I sense... a disturbance."

According to history texts, it's been a long time coming

>Get a call from my mother
>She wants me to check up on my half brother, he's a low functioning autistic with FSA
>He lives by himself in a care home, but she hasn't heard from him in a while and is getting worried
>Drive over to the home
>Walk in the front door
>The lights are all off
>The place is deserted but theres peoples things lying around
>Begin to notice the smell, it's really bad
>Eye's watering, I walk down the hallway towards my brothers room, I can see a faint glow of light coming from his open door
>The smell is intensifying to unbearable degrees, I can hear insane giggling coming from his room
>I peek around the corner of the door into my brothers room
>I see him
>He's completely naked in front of a laptop with a cracked screen, lying on a pile of poopsocks and used tenga eggs, eating his own shit out of one of the poopsocks like a banana
>He sees me
>He smiles, his teeth covered in shit
>Bro!, You have to see this hilarious post I made on this Sup Forums website!
>O-ok
>I slowly walk closer to the screen
>Through my teary eyes I can barely make out..
>>Louis CK steps out on stage...

>I've been fortunate to have such a great career that has taken me all around the world but one place I will NEVER go again is England.

>Initially, I was super excited to go since a friend told me they have over 10 stations completely owned by the BBC. You can imagine my fury when I realised it was just soap operas about pathetic white people in poorly decorated apartments.

>After letting off a bit of steam with a Shane Diesel DVD, my daughter got me worked up again by telling me her pregnancy test was negative, AGAIN!

>I got straight on the phone to the concierge desk and screamed "Listen up Prince Fuckstick, I need the address of the nearest Interracial Breeding Grounds NOW!"

"We dun 'av nuffin like dat 'ere mate but deres a swingers club a coupla blocks away innit"

>"Is it BBC exclusive or what?"

"Don't fink so matey, sorry bout dat"

>I slammed the phone down, cancelled my shows and donated all proceeds to the NAACP and hopped the first plane back to LA just in time to drop my girl off at Kylie Jenner's birthday party. Fuck England

We don't say blocks. Otherwise excellent.

My daughter finally turned 12 last week. Yep, you know what that means. First trip to the Interracial Breeding Grounds. So we drive all the way out there, right, only to find that she couldn't fit Freight Train, our assigned BBC. I mean, what the fuck? You would think years of machine stretching would loosen her up just a little. Anyway, something drastic had to be done. So just before Freight Train went soft, I drained his BBC into my mouth and snowballed it back into my daughter's cunny
It's hard being a dad

>Louis CK walks out on stage
>"Is there anyone here who is *NOT* into cuckoldry?"
>a quiet, nasally voice is heard from the back of the room
>he raises his arm
>"m-me, Mr. CK"
>the crowd starts to grow restless
>"And who are you?"
>"I-I'm the Sup Forums Sup Forums Janitor, Mr.CK . I get paid $0.00 to remove threads about this very meme."
>people start to hiss
>"Woah, woah, hold on here.. You get paid ZERO dollars to do this?"
>the janitor begins fumbling with his ear medicine, reaching for his inhaler
>"y-yes, that's correct. i do it all for free."
>"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT!"
>the crowd is simply agasp
>"I MEAN, I KNOW I'M INTO KEKOLDRY BUT THAT IS SERIOUSLY SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE!"
>Louis begins pacing around the stage, he can't believe it
>"I've been whipped, beaten, cucked, hell I've even been led around on this very stage on my knees, sucking off the ghost of a dead rapper. but compared to you, my self respect is immaculate!"
>the janitor begins having a seizure and shitting himself because of how nervous he is, having realised that he has wasted his entire life
>vast chunks of diarrhea begin erupting from the janitors britches like a geyser
>the janitor is swept away on a tsunami of liquid feces out of the auditorium and onto the trash heap of life where he will remain forever, until his death as just another forgotten piece of refuse because that's what he is; scum. pure scum.

haha yea Louis..that's pretty funny...

>We
WUZ