Seagods@ soyboys gamethread #2

>cowshit edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JkNZoRZwrzo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

COWSOYIM BTFO

GET SHIT ON COWSHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAH BYE BYE TO YOUR SEASON FUCKBOIS

THAT BASKETBALL BACKGROUND COMING IN CLUTCH

>steroidal seachickens fans can't even make a thread on time
Kek

first for tae

HOL UP HOL UP HOL DA FUCK UP

XE DEM HAWKS

>SOYBOYS

that dumb nigger almost dropped the ball

>mad

>cowturds

Jimmy have a basketball background?

WHOOOOO

>move to downtown seattle from the east coast
>rent out a $1400 a month apartment
>apply and get hired at mcdonalds full time since they literally hire anyone
>make $15 an hour because that is seattle's set minimum wage by local law
>get $2400 a month in pay because no state income tax
>pay the $1400 for rent
>live off of $1000 a month easily

my plan is literally flawless

>Cowshits dominate the first half
>still losing

There is no team more pathetic.

>that shot of Dez fantasizing suicide

fuck

Thats how a TE should catch a ball, dez

>7-6 Seahawks after getting awesome field position
>hurr we win!

You cucks are still gonna get btfo. Defense is letting Zeke run all over you already. Cunts will get wore out.

>seething at based wilson exposing the memeboys

lol

Lions

Daily and friendly reminder that people who move to Seattle or Washington in general are not welcome. This is not your home. Have a good day!

>Jimmy Graham runs on to the field and lines up in a two point stance
WOW YOU CAN JUST SEE THE BASKETBALL BACKGROUND THERE THE WAY HE TROTTED OUT THERE TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE, JUST LIKE HE USED TO LINE UP ON THE BLOCK FOR A SET OF FREE THROWS

is anyone going to fucking post it or what?

get it together

Soy.

Talking about the Lions and Browns like they're real teams is silly, user.

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

...

Hey dingus I know you don’t know this because you live with mommy and daddy but you need to make 3x the rent to be approved for an apartment

>not calculating the high cost of living in the city
>thinking youll get a place downtown for 1400/month
sorry man, even if you find a cheap shithole, you're never going to be able to go out

Anyone got a skysports stream? Im tired of these burger adverts all the time.

lol

Why are there numales with manbuns walking around the seattle sidelines?

As a raiders fan i am not familiar with such faggotry.

Please explain.

Both these teams deserve to be below .500

Joe Buck looks cute as fuck with that stubble

Mike Pereira is such a money hungry cuck. just seeing his face is enough to make me trun off the TV.

ye

CALL A TO PETE YOU STUPID FUCK

>catch ball
>run backwards

Are the Cowboys WRs the most inept group in the nfl?

eh seahawsk always start out slow and are a second half team. you want to be up by 14-21 at the half to ensure a win

nope, sorry

He posts it every week. Every thread. Ignore.

Terrance Williams burning that clock as usual.

>watching commercials
how cucked are you?

Even us ameribased just mute or changed the channel

let off some steam bennett

They need to make a statement for when it hits the WR's hands, pops up and then the defense intercepts it. That's not the QB's fault.

Troy Aikman should seriously kill himself

ynr week 1 2016

SOMEONE POST A CAP OF DEZ ON SUICIDE WATCH

>40 seconds left in the half
>check down to the middle of the field

Dak is trash

>Who are the Raiders and Bears

downtown seattle for $900 a month

Sup Forums naysayers BTFO

don't worry hes got like 5 years before the CTE symptoms start to affect his commentary and then bye bye.

>raiders fan
>not familiar with faggotry

lol good one

You can literally see him forgetting more and more of his life on-screen every week.

>144 SF

Nice cuckshed

That would be $3000/month is downtown Toronto if your are lucky

Seattle seems like the few liveable places in USA

I hate to keep blaiming Derek Dooley for all things football but it’s his fault.

>188 sq ft

>188sqft
>$900 a month

Pretty good deal m8

you had him, bennett

thats not downtown

Yeah, an entire tent city of homeless people can't be wrong!

QUICK ONE OF YOU FEMALE ANONS ACCUSE JERRY OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT SO HE CAN SELL THE TEAM

>188 sqft
>900$$
lmao my fucking bathroom is bigger than that

How come there's no game on tonight?

>not downtown
>living in a small box
lol go for it faggot

He was having PTSD from Las Vegas when the police were polite to him

>188 SF
>no kitchen
>no parking

it's too bad Bennett wasn't in Vegas on October 1st

christianity

They want more games on Christmas

....it's Christmas Eve

Transplants are the reason that we have to cram ourselves into these fucking microstudios. I literally want to kill them.

Seahawks will blow the Cowboys out in the second half.

Fresno and Hueston @ 1830EST, e!

>r/c:armenia port

i'm sure there's comfy places elsewhere in washington

What you guys want for Halftime?
I got:
Swimsuits
Celebs
Celebs (MILFS)
Misc
They're all gonna be black, just saying.

you expect seattle's run defense to get BETTER in the second half?

My fucking car hole is twice that size

Dan Bailey needs to run for office at this point.
there isn't a man more dependable against stacked odds as him on earth. I hate Dallas but boyyyyyyyy am I jealous of Bailey.

What goes on in Renton Washington???

A YouTuber I watch lives there

Not any that are affordable or near downtown.

>They're all gonna be black, just saying.
fuck off then

Dez doesn't care that he fumbled. He cares more about his yards then winning

Swimsuits

Girls pooping

Kennewick is p comfy

>t. Canadastan
post puppies

lmao the rams are going to get btfo so hard in the playoffs

cant wait

misc. let's see what you got

It's kind of sickening that the Cowboys could still make the playoffs. It just cheapens the whole thing. It's like being invited to an exclusive party and finding out your maid was invited too.

my bathroom is literally bigger than 188 sqft

here's a downtown dallas apartment

>They're all gonna be black, just saying.
On Sup Forums?

just kill yourself my dude thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=JkNZoRZwrzo

>tfw used to live in renton washington

it's not bad. the Landing area is now a big shopping area and the harbor area is pretty cool.

MILFs

what about spokane