Were there any women in these movies? I can't remember

Were there any women in these movies? I can't remember

i remember the bald girl in snatch

There's Statham

> ALL
> BETS
> ARE
> OFF

There's the granny who runs the poker match

Also the lady running the poker game in LS&TSB

Yea, I remember brad pitt whole subplot with his mom.

And that girl with the bren gun

well there's dags

Yes. The jew had hot twin daughters

the main plotline of lock stock begins at a strip club

Like you'd say that to his face faggot.

>dat Snatch cover
It's like the guy didn't even watch the movie. Why the fuck is Del Toro on it? And Tyrone? And fucking Pitt front & centre instead of Statham? And where's the midget? And the 2 black guys? And Bricktop? Jesus fuck.

His what?

This "Statham is a big guy action hero" meme is shit. Dude's agent and choice of roles can't make up for the fact that the only role he's suited for is the sort of sniveling little ratshit con-man he plays in Snatch.

'is mah, like

Who puts asses in seats?

Some pooftah high diver or an international movie superstar?

Crank 3 when?

There were the twins in snatch

He wasn't really jewish. He was LARPing.

Yeah I bet Rade Sherbetawhateverthefuckdatis put a lot of asses in seats. It's like that Steven Seagal-Kurt Russell movie all over again.

>Wanting women with speaking roles in your movies

what are you, an homosexual?

There was also the topless stripper in the 'tony gets shot 100 times' flashback.

>Snatch was 17 years ago
Thanks OP I feel old as fuck now

10/10 in the Heebie district of Bongistan.

You mean 20/10.

>Lock Stock was 24 years ago
Where did the time go?

No, they're two manjawed 5's.

Clearly you've never been to London, there's kike districts all over.

Snatch. Girl in betting shop. Grabbed shotgun locked the place up.

And yes that was a girl.

leave Tyrone alone you silly fat bastard.

Yeh dad, you told us