Name a more pathetic team (any sports)

Name a more pathetic team (any sports).
>protip: you can't.

>name your team the browns
>expect them not to be shit

how many NFL championships do the Canada Cucks have?

>t. Ted from akron

I can't

The Cleveland Browns have zero (0) Super Bowl titles though.

how many Super Bowl titles do the Brazilian Fart Pornographers have?

The Superbowl is just an arbitrary starting point when looking at the entire history of the sport

As many as the Cleveland Browns.

Texans

Rekt.

>iceland

Based fake scandy

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I can't.

Even God weeps.

Ohio State is a juggernaut. That must help.

england national football team and liverpool fc

But here's the age old question

Could a college team beat the Browns?

browns would win 83 - 0.

Have they won a game in the last 2 years?

See people say the Browns would stomp but they dont give any reasoning

They sing OSU chants at the Browns games. I don't want this state turning into full Bammer

It's all at the line. From a size and ability perspective the Browns O-Line and the Browns D-Line (and front 7) would annhilate every single player at the point of attack and dominate the game there.

College players are objectively smaller and worse there. You would notice the mismatch across the board every single down, Kizer wouldn't even have to throw the ball downfield to get enough of a score in to win, just keep dumping it off. Crowell would get like 400 yards on the ground.

In defence of the Browns they aren't gifted god tier talent at the start of every season and then not only manage to still lose, but turn elite young players into busts at the same time. The Browns are pretty inept when it comes to picking good players, its not a blackhole that's actively ruining the good ones.

because college players are selected from a pool of millions and professionals are selected from a pool of thousands.

What's sad is the actually had a good GM but a shitty coach. They fired the good gm.
>thought wentz was going to be an injury risk so they passed on him
>though watson was going to be an injury risk and passed on him
now have 2 top 5 picks in next years loaded draft. told the owner it would take 4 years to build a long lasting team.

It's sad man. They finally built up enough talent all they need is a decent qb and bam. blew it up

The cardinals are actually worse historically

>1-30 over the last two seasons....

Yeah that's pretty tough to beat

The Eagles

As many as your Cleveland Browns have, kid.
0
How many Stanley Cups did the Cleveland Barons have?
0
How many playoff appearances?
0

How and why do they still keep the head coach? By what miracle is he still here? Does he blackmail the owner or what?

It's the Browns. Bad decisions is their thing.

-30 over the last two seasons....
THAT CANNOT BE TRUE...is it?

No it's not true
It actually is 1-31 because they can't possibly beat the Steelers.

They've ran through 3 owners and 9 head coaches
The browns are beyond help