>The Bane of Barilla
The Bane of Barilla
Angel Martinez
Mason Davis
>the lord of linguini
Jonathan Richardson
The Caesar of cannelloni
Ayden Martin
>The Gnome of Gnocchi
Josiah Nguyen
>the tormentor of tiramisu
Did I get it right, lads?
Brayden Campbell
"tormentor of tortilla" or "tyrant of tiramisu" would've been better
the more aliteration, the better
Ryder Green
thanks, will try that
Michael Murphy
>the phenom of foccacia
Cooper Rogers
>The Assassin of Asados
Landon Allen
>the count of conchiglie
Robert Richardson
>the doge of dindo
Henry Brown
the equalizer of equino
Jacob Morgan
>the fantasizer of foccacia
Austin Brooks
>the generale of garmugia
Jordan Taylor
>thr Bane of Burger King
Jack Martinez
>the carrasco of churrasco
Adam Carter
>the crown prosecutor of prosciutto crudo
Asher White
>the archduke of antipasti
Jack Bailey
that was in preseason
he dropped that weight long ago you memester fucks
Benjamin Butler
why his stomach area so wide but really thin arms ?
Ian Williams
>the scammer of scale
Michael Jones
> the Don Corleone of provolone
Daniel Adams
the Barilla bane
the cannelloni caesar
the gnocchi gnome
the conchiglie count
the foccacia fantasizer
the antipasti archduke
the garmuglia generale
Eli Thompson
the autism admiral
Christopher Rodriguez
th-thicc ??
Ayden Myers
>the terror of bolognese
Isaac Bennett
the captain of cocks
Hudson Carter
the cock captain
Oliver Price
FAT DICK LMFAOOO!
Elijah Edwards
THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE MORE LIKE
He's holding >us back
Juan Allen
The Hunter of Hungry Jacks
The Killer of KFC
The Ravager of Ravioli
Sebastian Anderson
The ravager of ravioli
The vanquisher of vanilla
The annhilator of antipastos
Ryder Sanchez
Il Cavaliere di Cannolicchi
Josiah Sanders
What about the “tormentor of tortellini”?
Bentley Cruz
The Prosecutor of Proscuitto.
Nicholas Cox
>the fusilier of fusilli
Ryder Miller
the Augustus of Asado
Brody Hernandez
>The Lord of the Noodles
Camden Hill
Under fucking rated
Robert Sullivan
now this is quality
Isaac Bell
>the santa claus of barbecue sauce
Logan Gonzalez
>the terror of torresmus
Ryan Robinson
>il conte di canoli
Dominic Long
> the margrave of Margherita
Caleb Peterson
>the exterminator of eggs benedict
Isaac Taylor
tfw not italian
Nicholas Miller
>the prima punta of polenta
>the lavisher of lardo
>the beast of the buffet
>the connoisseur of cream
>the polisher of porchetta
>the beacon of bacon
Jayden Kelly
Chiasmus, beautiful
Lincoln Powell
>the penetrator of parmigiana
Alexander Davis
The Don Corleone of Panetonne
Jonathan Jackson
>the garibaldi of chicken balti
Camden Harris
the police chief of glassed donuts
Noah Sullivan
>the gobbler of gabbagool
Sebastian Lopez
Il Duce of Cavalluci
Having an Italian girlfriend helps with these things
Jacob Richardson
>the gentleman of Galantina
Austin Ortiz
>the gentleman of gelato
Nicholas Garcia
>the massacrer of mascarpone
Owen Watson
>tfw will probably never have sex with a girl from parma
Oliver Bell
the ravioli ravager
the cannolicchi cavaliere
the tortellini tormentor
the prosciutto prosecutor
the fusilli fusilieri
the asado augustus
the canoli conte
the parmigiana penetrator
the gelato gentleman
the mascarpone massacrer
Jonathan Barnes
the afro argentinian
Jason Green
>The persecutor of pizza
Jacob Morris
>the patron of pesto
Colton James
How fat is he gonna get when he retires
Elijah Hughes
There is literally nothing wrong with this. He is not even fat.
Eli Thomas
t. healthy american
Wyatt Bailey
>the oligarch of Olive all'ascolana
Adam Gonzalez
>The Emperor of Eliche search history: how to use a proxy
Grayson Garcia
>the coroner of cornetto
Jaxson Russell
>The baron admirer of American burgers
Adrian Hill
>the vice roy of verdure ripiene
(an hommage to )
Justin Evans
>t. Big bones
Bentley Wright
he THICC?
Nicholas Watson
>the tsar of tsatziki