/nfl/ general sAndy Clause Edition

NYG:Spagnuolo says Eli Manning will start Week 17
DAL:Jerry Jones: I feel good about our head coach
TEN:DeMarco Murray (knee) unlikely to play Wk 17
DAL:Zeke returns from suspension with 118 yards
DAL:Seahawks shut down Dak, eliminate Dallas
JAC:Keelan Cole leads Jaguars in receiving again
JAC:Blake Bortles throws 3 picks in loss to 49ers
ARZ:Fitzgerald goes over 100 catches on season
SF:Matt Breida breaks out for 82 yds, TD in win
SF:49ers drop 44 points as Jimmy G carves Jags
LAR:Gurley boosts MVP candidacy with monster game
LAR:Goff blows up for four touchdowns vs. Titans

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JIMMY

I'm sure a lot of NFL players and coaches know about reddit, read their teams subreddits, etc.

Do you think any of them know about Sup Forums? Browse, (shit)post?

...

Why would anybody want to use that gay thread where you have to suck the dick of your rivals?

fuck off n word

Catb owl

Nth for pure boy

didnt that one "controversial" vikings punter come to Sup Forums all the time? i forget his name

Stop misgendering her.

isn't he a raging sjw? their kind isn't usually welcome here
also, the real thread is here

I'm sure Brady shit posts here from time to time. If not him, then Gronk probably does

chris kluwe, thats it. hes a humor columnist for deadspin now, kek

fpbp

>real thread
Kek

more like chris cucke

Gronk and Kelce definetly do.

I KNOW YOU’RE TOO GREG OLSEN.

Do all tight ends shit post here?

White ones.

Myles Garrett browses Sup Forums

There was a black guy, think he was a lineman or linebacker, who was a regular Sup Forums-er, he had it in his twitter bio and also said he loves anime. Think he was ln the Bucs or Redskins, can't remember.

>implying Shannon Sharpe is not behind the majority of SKEEEEEEUP-posting

>Jesse James making constant threads about his "catch"

It all makes sense now

Shannon please stop bullying me.

Why hasnt anyone leaked NFL players gfs/wives nudes? The controversy surrounding it will probably cause said player to shit the bed due to distraction. Could sway playoff games.

He was drafted by the Texans, I forget his name but remember when he did the AMA.

Because theyre whores so no one cares.

Brennan Williams?

Fun fact: He's a pro wrestler now. Signed with WWE's developmental promotion.

real talk: how do you fucking lose to the bengals?

SPBP

Can we finally admit that he's elite?

>He is also a fan of anime

lol

Merry Christmas, Sup Forums

You score less points than them.

Happy Holidays.

>Without the Mannings Brady would probably have 10 rings
How is this allowed?

>DAL:Jerry Jones: I feel good about our head coach
It's official, Jerry Jones doesn't give a fuck about winning and what is worse is that the delusional Cowboys fans will eat this up and actually give people false hope for next year.

But all women are whores.

Can someone send me $250 to get my phone turned back on so I can switch to a different carrier

Reported you, now kill yourself slob

Reminder that you can use Over Unders for game hunting.

Sent

Williams’ Twitter handle is “THEGREATBLACKOTAKU,” he rolls with a custom anime Twitter profile picture, his Tumblr reads “the official Tumblr of a professional football player with the heart of a Japanese schoolgirl"

But they stopped trying to play after losing to the steelers, are you saying the bears are better than the lions?

Did you see Eric Ebron's anime run yesterday?

>announcing your reports
lol new?
>kill yourself
probably going to within the next few weeks, wanna wait til after all the holidays cause i dont want to have the holidays as a bad time for my family

Will jerry jones finally fire Jason Garrett?

He has had all the tools for many of his seasons as coach but has proven he does not have what it takes to win championships

Also dez Bryant is dead to me

Stop being stupid. Garrett only has a job because he does whatever Jerry tells him to do. He has immunity

Don’t worry bro. Dez isn’t really that good, maybe a few good season but literally a worser version of ocho cinco, players like him are just big names, they’ll never win rings or be in the hall of fame.

based

Are all black guys low key weebs?

youtube.com/watch?v=daxQ2TCrnTM

Wow, X really gave wave to all these new weird ass niggas, too bad they all suck and will never get on X’s level

>EAGLES 2018 OPPONENTS

>HOME

Dallas Cowboys (8-7)
Washington Redskins (7-8)
New York Giants (2-13)
Carolina Panthers (11-4)
Atlanta Falcons (9-6)
Houston Texans (4-10)
Indianapolis Colts (3-12)
Minnesota Vikings (12-3)

>AWAY

Dallas Cowboys (8-7)
Washington Redskins (7-8)
New York Giants (2-13)
New Orleans Saints (11-4)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-11)
Jacksonville Jaguars (10-5)
Tennessee Titans (8-7)
Los Angeles Rams (11-4)

if you don't know that black people love DBZ/One Piece/Naruto then you likely don't know any black dudes

Where did I say black peoples didn’t like shonen anime’s? I’m just saying all these dudes are biting off X’s flow one way or another

>Watson returning next year
>Watt returning next year
>Luck returning next year
>Pagano likely fired
>Titans coaching staff likely fired
>Our schedule next year
Our window can't already be closing right guys?

>Watt ded
>Watson ded
I feel bad for the Texans and all of their W names this year

sorry meant to reply to

>luck
>returning

What?

If the colts want a winning coach they should grab shurmur during the off season, if you guys watch any Vikings game you could tell pat schemes the offense so that keenum can throw the ball away quickly, which will be perfect for Luck because his O line is pretty bad, and we all know Andrew luck has a better arm than keenum which would make deep balls deadly too

luck will never play another down for indy.

*kills your cat*

Why

The Browns need to change their name

Who else
>sad and alone watching friends announce pregnancies and engagements while you sit alone and miss your son on christmas
Here

What happened to your son?

The Celeveland Smug Faggot Elves

I think Flatbush Zombies, Tyler, and Underachievers did more for that sound than X. He definitely made that shit more mainstream though.

Thank you Santa for my game managing QB

Tyler's based as fuck

>tfw after Smith chokes again in the playoffs the Chiefs will be forced to ditch him.
>Luck says he's done with Indy
>Chiefs trade a 2nd round pick and Pat Memehomes to Indy for Luck
>Reid finally has a talented QB after all these years of McNab, Kolb, Vick, and Smith
>Chiefs beat the Iggles in Superb Owl 53 to close the decade out right.

Feels Good

check ur inbox

>EAGLES 2018 OPPONENTS
>HOME
>Dallas Cowboys (8-7) W
>Washington Redskins (7-8) W
>New York Giants (2-13) W
>Carolina Panthers (11-4) W
>Atlanta Falcons (9-6) L
>Houston Texans (4-10) W
>Indianapolis Colts (3-12) W
>Minnesota Vikings (12-3) W
>
>AWAY
>Dallas Cowboys (8-7) W
>Washington Redskins (7-8) W
>New York Giants (2-13) W
>New Orleans Saints (11-4) L
>Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-11) W
>Jacksonville Jaguars (10-5) W
>Tennessee Titans (8-7) W
>Los Angeles Rams (11-4) L

Can't wait for the igs to go 13-3 next year boi

Truly the greatest timeline

>I'm sure Brady shit posts here from time to time. If not him, then Gronk probably does
>Gronk and Kelce definetly do.
>Myles Garrett browses Sup Forums
>>implying Shannon Sharpe is not behind the majority of SKEEEEEEUP-posting

the delusions of teens

>Implying Charles Hamilton & Lupe werent the original

Damn im too old. But OF is dope tho

why doesn't Sup Forums understand the rulebook?

disassociating sports feels

>watching your favorite player getting obviously trucked/hurt
>missing a chip-shot FG
>losing a trap game
>spooky external forces shit (weather games, lights out at SB 47, etc.)

I don't mind it if's the rules, but they should reverse this for all teams, not just the patriots, it's very biased

Will the NFL force players to stick to sports next season? If not I'm boycotting.

The best underdog story in football is literally Tom Brady

It's fun to watch to the Browns suffer, but where exactly would you say they're lacking so hard that they're gonna be 0-16 this year? Defense? Management? What exactly do you think needs to be fixed here?

nah you're not an underdog if you play for a dyansty and the best head coach of all time

That's a funny way of spelling Kurt Warner.

>damage control

Coaching is like 75% of their issues

I hope all the boomers boycott football so I don't have to see them anymore. Fucking retards should just be pushed into retirement homes already or gassed.

>brandon cooks does not "survive the ground" or "complete the process" of a catch in the game against the houston texans
>refs give it to the patriots anyway
It's crazy how much Brady has been ref balled throughout his career.

owner needs to go
try to sign cousins
fire hue and whomever is helping him call the offensive plays
keep gregg williams
they have like 5 picks in the first 2 rounds so they just need to draft as many splash players as they can, on both sides of the ball. Fuck getting another bust of a quarterback.

then they'd be like a 7-9/9-6 team if they overachieved, but none of this will happen so who cares.

Xans, Perky, check (yeah), Bill Belichick
Take the air out the ball, just so I can flex
Take the air out the mall, walkin' with the sacks
Take the air out your broad (hey), now she can't go back
Xans, Perky, check (yeah), Bill Belichick
Take the air out the ball (yeah), just so I can flex
Take the air out the mall (hey), walk in with the sacks
Take the air out your broad (woo, woo, woo, E)

OFFSET

The show must go on...

>Watt's injury history
>Mercilus injury
>D'Onta Foreman injury
>all the OL injuries
>plus the factors (you) mentioned
Sorry fellow toxinsbro, that window is closing, it seems.

Reminder that basketball will become the most popular sport in America in your life time

This. Kurt is and always be /ourguy/

Not after that horrible INT in the SB. Needed to be cut in the locker room at halftime.

Nigger he dragged that Cards team kicking and screaming to the Owl that season

For rekking the browns and bungles?

>tfw just got done fapping to some prime BBC breeding videos

Aight lads, what are the chances my ravens beat the Bengals next sunday?

The INT was bad but the refs blew 3 separate calls on the runback, all were egregious, and any one would have nullified the TD.

Warner was one - he was about to tackle Harrison when one of the Pittsburgh DB's horsecollar tackles Warner. So if the refs had simply done their job it wouldn't even have been an issue.

That Warner essentially had two SB's taken from him and he's never bitched about it is why I have such respect for him.