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MAN FALLS ASLEEP IN FRONT OF PORN.

1. You're a cunt.
2. Describe your day as a news headline. Cultural quirks welcome.

Man feels rejected and goes home and cries

user DRINKS ALONE, AGAIN

ANOTHER DAY SOBER WILL HE MAKE IT TOO 1500?

RISE MY BROTHER BLACKSHIRTS

1. USA
2. Man checks up on progress of Amazon delivery, writes pornographic Harry Potter fanfiction.

World needs to know.

>LevioSAAAAAHHHH
>Stop it Ron, stop iiiiittt

ANOTHER CREEPSHOT OF A THICC ASIAN TAKEN BY user: "BEST PIC EVER" PHOTOGRAPHERS SAY

Student Wakes Up To Go To Class, Only To Fall Asleep In Said Class

DRUNKARD BREAKS HIS 4 DAYS NOFAP STREAK

MAN WASTES HIS TIME BECAUSE HE'S A LAZZY AUTIST

LOL

MAN AVOIDS DOING MATH HOMEWORK FOR THE 12TH DAY IN A ROW

Now you have to post it.

Might have made a little fake news here, but damn I just love tights.

fug, opened in a new browser, seems I just filtered myself.

SCIENTIST CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT HE'S BEEN PAID FOR

Student wakes up to go to class, doesn't go anyway.

MAN IS GOING TO WATCH BLADE RUNNER 2049 ALONE BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS ARE PLEBS THAT DIDN'T EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE FIRST ONE

Young man DOESNT LEAVE HIS ROOM the whole day but when you find out wha't he been doing YOULL LOSE YOUR BREATH (photo) (video)

I shit you not the most popular and famous news portal only writes news like this.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE DID !!!!!! CLICK THE ARTICLE FOR MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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user (18) spend all of his day on chans and do absolutely fucking nothing