>taking up contact with a girl who grew up in my neighbourhood
>we went to the same school when we were teenagers
>I was that short, skinny kid who spent the breaks in the library
>she grew to 5'10'' early and did all kinds of sports
>ten years later, I've grown slightly taller than her and put on 50 pounds of muscle
Do you think it would be a good idea to watch Captain America: The First Avenger with her?
Just rape her.
>5'10''
yes
>5'10
Kek, better watch a better movie than that or she's going to notice you're a manlet and leave fast.
watch the beauty and the beast
>5'10"
Fuck no you were a beta orbiter back in the day and you still are. Why give her any validation now that you look better
you're fucking pathetic user.
>5'10"
>only 50lbs of muscle
fuck off manlet
You should kill her instead.
Look at this faggot not even 6'.
shes probably going to forget about you and go home to masturbate to chris evans
You fucking manlet.
im actually 5'10" too
That body makes me hate myself for my love of food.
He must be a food pleb.
Either that or I commit transit bulgarian hopscotch.
>mfw taking up contact with a gril
Faggots who can't into reading, all up in this shit.
Get your dick wet OP.
>5'10''
1 inch from greatness, OP, unlucky.
nah, she's looking for beta bucks now
>slightly taller
You're 5'11 aren't you?
this
This
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yes also make some (somewhat) crushed ice rum or gin drink with lots of sugar. only give her one though. tipsy and frisky are related and not just teletubies, Alex
Is Cap natty?
thats possible natty but it would take hard work and some luck with genes.
>tfw minor pectus excavatum
jdimsa
>this is where my lmao4plate bench barbell fell on my chest
tfw crush is 176m and you are 170m.........
>that reading comprehension
the rule is take the mean height of all previous boyfriends height. double that and remove your crush's height. this is called variable 1
then take yours and add your dick. if your height + dick is higher than variable one you have a big chance of success
You guys are retarded
No u are retarded lmao
Do you want to fuck her or prove a point?
Lolz. This. You have to be at least 6'2" to make a chick that height wet.
...
I'm so glad I'm not white. I'm 5'4" and fine with it but if I were a 5'10" white guy I would be insane with insecurity
>she's 5'10"
>I grew slightly taller than her
Don't think I don't know what you are up to manlet...
> 5'10 woman
Might as well date a man faggot
Best post
>he doesn't want manmore sons
>he'd pollute his family gene pool with womanlets and manlet dna
Tall chicks are patrician
T H I S
sexy long leg gf is the way to go
Reminder that if you need to be taller than a girl to come across as being dominant, strong, or masculine, you're a pathetic beta.
>tfw really into tall girls
>tfw every girl is a hobbit without the heels
JUST
5'8 max famalam
Height memes and tipping memes will forever be ingrained into Sup Forums
It's a meme, reddit
>Enter Super Soldier making chamber
>Start Process
>BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPFFFFffffpt!
>come out looking like this
wat do?
lol no, at least one of your sons is guaranteed to be like 5'9 or king of manlets tier if the girl's anything shorter than 510
Not true at all...
My mom is 4'11 and my dad was 6'3. Our grandfather (on my dad's side) was around 6'5.
I'm 6'2 and my brother is 6'6. Our sister is 5'2.
The height of your mother doesn't guarantee you'll be short. Not at all.
>order pizza
>kill and rape pizza
>eat her while watching movie
Eric?
kek'd way more than I shek'd
good show user
It's a numbers game, watch one of your nephews or sons be a manlet
Dad was 6'1, mom was 5'5, I'm 6'1, my oldest brother is 5'9, other brother is 6'0, sister's 5'7. I guaran-fucking-tee my oldest brother's son is gonna be a manlet with a 5'0 mother.
happy to spread some laughter
>he's not tall enough for pretty much every girl to look short next to him
Kek. But hey, go ahead and make sure your son will hate you for giving him manlet genes because you were too emasculated to marry a tall woman
2 inches you mean.
No essentially, because you're some beta cuck she knew back in the day and not chris evans.
>tfw crush is 176m and you are 170m.........
are you godzilla?
That's a cool way to tell her your waiting for marriage. Afterwards you should watch some Tim Tebow highlights on YouTube to drive the point home
IT'S NOT FAIR
>mom is 5'8
>dad is 6'3
>I'm fucking 5'11
I SHOULD HAVE HIT THE GENETIC LOTTERY FOR HEIGHT BUT I HAVEN'T