/heem/: Disappointed Edition

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News:

>Chad Mendes pissed hot
ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Chad-Mendes-061016

>Claudia used to cut weight like Conor
mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11902416/claudia-gadelha-stopped-cutting-up-to-33-pounds-to-fight-better-win

>Tony Ferguson is a top tier antiboy
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/tony-ferguson-pretty-upset-with-khabib-nurmagomedov-for-taking-fight-with-project-manager

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based thread

Luke bless this thread

this is the thread

Brian Ortega is a punk bitch and he will never be champ

>you now remember this fight happened
I actually had a feint hope Johnny would surprise us all

>I actually had a feint hope Johnny would surprise us all
he did, by making weight

Spammer made this thread, news and events are old

He even surprised himself with that

I made the thread and just thought I would parody a calendar thread, I am not the mentally deranged lunatic.

That was honestly sad to see. I bet Big Rigg can still feel those kicks.

lol luke usada'd into oblivion

>I made the thread
>thought I would parody a calendar thread
>I am not the mentally deranged lunatic.
you're an autist

t. virgin

It was just a joke, you're taking it a bit too seriously my guy

>janitors acting like they're not here so we don't judge them

oblivion

who is /T-Woodley/ here?

>Grandpa what did you used to do when you were 20?
>I used to spam scat and gay porn
>What? Why?
>Cause I was working a low end job at the docks with no career satisfaction
>You're weird grandpa
>Hey wanna see that one time I went to UFC 199 with my gf? I know we live in a trailer park and got no electricity but I think you'd really like to see those LQ photos I took sitting in the nose-bleeds

virgo

>we
Don’t associate yourself with me ever again, loser

Proof that the "person" doing this is the manlet dock worker:
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73590330/#q73590394
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73590330/#q73590438
He gets really revved at this post in the 3rd reply

>we
you're the same as him mate

Don't rev me

So who do you think is currently in camp ready to take the fight once Kalabeeb drops out? i have to think Kevin Lee would be a good candidate.

Kevin Lee isn't fighting till July

Poirier

Maybe Chiesa if he wants to not make it to 2018

Do it bitch. I swear to god I’ll fookin heem you, boy.

>That poor boi getting beat up by Cyborg in sparring

Who is the best male fighter that Cyborg could realistically beat?

who post usada rockhold?

nobody in the ufc

Lobov

Anyone here ever been gadooshed?

What was going through Reem’s mind when he chose to stand and bang with Francis?

a lot of fighters go in knowing they'll get steamrolled, Cerrone going in against till comes to mind

The spammer is really all over the place today, who broke him this time?

Essentially this. It's like the MMA equivalent of a banzai charge.

I'm 6-0 fighting cans on the regional circuit. Never even been rocked.

Any bongs here know what channel Bellator will air on in 2018?

Spike aren't showing it next year in the US - it's going to "Paramount Network" whatever that is.

Seeing as it airs on Spike in the UK as well, I can only presume that OUR Spike loses the rights also.
We don't have this paramount network UK channel as far as I know so where will Bellator air?

I need to watch me that Chael vs Rampage fight.

He was hoping for the sweet release of death

When he realized he couldn't outgrapple him

post sherdog

I gadooshed myself once

What is the hardest gadoosh of all time?

so the spammer is legless?

...

youtu.be/7FUmBrhz2Q4
No doubt about it my guy

He's broken all the time, today being the biggest reminder that he will always be alone in the world with only his gay porn to tide him over.

I think Reem knows he’s a chinless can at this point. He knows he has to end the fight before once punch lands flush on his chin or he’s going to sleep. I think he’s comfortable with the drift to the shadowrealm at this point

sherdog.com

Weight class?

delet this

Cowboy said he didn’t know who Till was like a week before the fight. I don’t think he was kidding either

so he's already caught the CTE

>4:26

Right here. The real hardest hitting gadoosh right here.

>155
>165
>175

Debate this

I've fought at BW and FW.

>Being a manlet
KEK

We don't need more manlet divisions. Make a 225 lbs cruiserweight division.

HW and LHW combined have like 6 good fighters

Yeah I doubt Cowboy thought he was going to get steamrolled

Could you heem Mighty Mouse?

5'11, king of the manlets.

What's the old saying? Build it and they won't come?

Cowboy and Reem are top 2 p4p CTE in the UFC right now

...

>when his height starts with 5

I doubt it. There's a huge difference between random scrubs on the regional level and the best in the world.

>Cowboy
>More CTEd than Diego
kek no chance

Could you heem Thug Rose?

...

Will Stipe suffer the same fate?

All the more reason to make a cruiserweight division so that guys like Stipe don't have to fight 300 lbs tubbies like Derrick Lewis

If anything less divisions is the actual solution. If you create a 165 and 175, the current 170s will try to cut to 165 and some current 185s will attempt to make 175. If anything it would probably make the problem worse.

150
170
190

Makes the cut too treacherous. Guys who have been wrestling their whole life will think they can get another 5-10 off. 20 they have no shot

>5'11

>Less divisions
Then we should have
>130
>165
>197.3
>218.13
>378.192

Isn’t cruiserweight typically for little guys?

>145
>170
>195
>225
>Open Weight
The only divisions the sport needs.

Stiopic will take Naganew down and rough him up

>no 500lb division
Fuck you

lol

Rivera agrees to fighting Moraes at 145 lbs

inb4
>I cant make 145lbs

thats not how this works and more divisions will lead to less weightcutting there is a lot more crazy dehydrating going on in mma than in boxing
225 division is retarded every good heavyweight could make 225 so it would lead to them moving up and down

but current heavyweight should be open weight itd be nice to see more fat people fighting

I unironically have a 9 inch cock and it never looks like McMeme's does. It might look as prominent from certain angles and depending on the fit of what I'm wearing, but his sticks out to the front really weirdly, not possible unless it has been stuffed with something.

>Open Weight
The only division the sport needs.

Mighty Mouse vs Ngannou when?

Let him try

What excuse will Moraes make now?
>i-i meant 155lbs!

>Black FLW champ
>Hawaiian FW champ
>Hispanic LW champ
>Black WW champ
>Australian MW champ
>Black LHW champ
>(soon to be) Black HW champ
How do whitebois explain this?

>itd be nice to see more fat people fighting
It absolutely wouldn't be. Most HW fights suck and you know it.

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>He’s never had a semi
Loser

too intelligent to get CTE for peanuts

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McGregor stuffs his pants and wears 2-inch inserts to look taller. Everyone's known this for years now.

Sorry little dude, we’ll use your thread next time

Rogan still believes MJ rocked Khabib