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Sminem Boy Cool edition

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Canadian girls > American girls

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I will tell you an ancient Finnish loitsu(Spell):
SAATANA PERKELE!

Say this in midnight if you face difficulties or meet enemies. Say three times and Lord PERKELE himself will come and slay your foes.
(Might steal yo girl as sacrifice)

youtube.com/watch?v=JcIyTiKwDvU

clack is cool

/cum/ is my property you are my bitch

yay today is my friday
i'm gonna stay up all night and play video games and nobody can stop me

Been extremely fascinated by sharks all my life, buds. Very neat creatures.

tfw no gf

I like sour patch kids

i am becoming great at japanese

I am your king

very autistic posts

Been extremely fascinated by porn stills all my life, buds. Very neat imagery.

Are swedes anglo?

no

Who Is John Corzine?

I want a diverse harem of femboys from around the globe

had 8 corndogs today

with ketchup?

>be me
>Amsterdam with GF ( shithole BTW)
>meet Canadian girls at bar
>talk to them
>as soon as my GF goes to the bathroom they are trying to show me pictures of their asses and coming on to me


Guess they couldn't resist the American cock. What a bunch of sluts.

you are fucking awesome

>have a Canadian gf
>she's nice and cute
>is afraid of black people

you should try my chili recipe. it'll burn your mouth off. (lol)

There's literally nothing wrong with being Muslim. Most muslims are moderate and commit less crimes adjusted for population than whites.

i dont get it
you need to chili out

>chili
>it's not chilly at all

wrong

Is Futa on male gay?

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BTW the excuse for showing me their bare asses was because they got a tattoo of A FUCKING LEAF on their ass cheek.

Very.

seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/01/the-best-chili-recipe.html

This is the one I've been using. I use 4lbs beef chuck instead of the short ribs.

This but unironically

post rare sminems

*dances in british*

Also Aisha was actually 11 when the marriage was consummated so Muhamad is actually not a pedophile. Girls matured faster back then so an 11 year old would actually be equivalent to a 20 year old girl of today.

:(

>girls matured faster back then
wrong again

Instead of Baseball there should be a game called Ghoul Ball with monsters and stuff

I had a Paki tell me this unironically

I wish....

How so?

I fucking loathe tattoos but goddammit I'm a sucker for patriotism.

>living in an acnient time when there were more women than men
>prefer little girls
if that's not a major sign of mental illness I don't know what is

wtf this looks good

This post gave me a hearty smile, thank you

It's the best chili I've ever had. Keep an eye on at towards the end when it thickens up and stir it so it doesn't stick to the bottom and burn.

Around p*kis never relakis

>How so?
Anime truly rots the mind.

pakis in khakis

Gonna go on a police ride along tonight

Awesome! May you kill many porch monkeys on this night.

Glad I'm attractive and not a Mormon

i love being white

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I wish I grew up Mormon and not southern Baptist.


They are what white America should be.

>cousin calls me because I'm going to stay with her and her husband this weekend
>i'm home from work and high (dude weed)
>I answer "hi cousin"
>she says hi and that I sound very relaxed

Does she now?

argentina

no

because canadian girls are asian

anime

>a fucking hallway

Does it matter?

i love being Asian

>a fucking hallway is one of the most economically prosperous nations in south america
Pinochet is a hero

Get pwned, n00b!

Quebecois*

should i start drinking again tonight y/n

n

n

YES

n

n

yes

Thoughts?

n

who is going to pay for it?

yuge

Altering your state of mind chemically is for losers

Remittances

They're just gonna dig under it or do something else clever. They broke El Chapo out of a max security prison, they can get around the wall. Obsessing over border security is expensive and you get very little return on your investment.

so mexican-americans AKA americans

dont make me go over there

NO
t.almost 1500 days sober

it's a lot harder to dig under a trench full of concrete, and that can be detected with seismic sensors a lot easier than people climbing over a fence can be

They'll just bribe somebody or find a way to disable it. Also everybody neglects the fact that a lot of shit comes through on boats or those submersible things they have.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

are you implying that it's harder to police a narrow section of the coast as opposed to a land border thousands of miles long?

shhhh

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yes

Have you watched your daily anime, /cum/?

not enough

I learned that if you don't make a big deal out of some problems they do not become a big deal

I don't watch anime

I don't watch anime vato

I prefer manga, and today i've read several

bet this is the same danbork that posts in /cum/