What are some legitimate criticisms you could throw at this man?

What are some legitimate criticisms you could throw at this man?

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He's a system babby

He took human growth hormone to reach where he is today.

casuals would say "no NT trophies"

Where is he in finals with his national team?

no NT trophies

he's very tiny and i'm sometimes not sure where he is on the pitch

he should wear a big hat or something so people in the top ring at camp nou can see where exactly he is

plays for an evil team

He hasn't scored against Chelsea...yet

doesnt do anything but score penalties

manlet

Won't learn English

He can only score in the group stages of the Champions League
No national team trophies and choked 3 NT Finals in a row
Choked a 4-1 BDO lead

He doesn't need to know English so what's the point?
He only choked the 2nd final against Chile. The other two were higuain's fault. And the Ballon D'or is meaningless and subjective.

fpbp

Never proved himself at any other club.

- Midget
- Only white person on his national team
- Born in some third world south american shitpit that doesn't even appreciate him
- Married to a woman who cheats on him regularly

At least his barrio has love for him

hasnt scored a goal in the Champions League Quarter Final, Semi-Final or Final in almost 3 years now.

his last one was in the semi-final against Bayern Munich in 2015 when he scored two. in the time since then Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 15 in QFs, SFs and Finals (FIFTEEN)

...

How has Piguain not trown himself under the bus yet ? He tainted the legacy of the GOAT forever

he wouldnt fit.

ever heard of stress eating?

Overrated as shit

>muh reddit highlight videos against 8 man almeria
>muh penalty record against 7 man madrid

but he was already fat at halal

>this flag
>this topic

>this truck attack victim chimping out ITT
It's Christmas after all, so that's probably why

>2296:11

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>this seething third worlder

You choke under pressure

he has a 82% win rate in finals

being the best player in the pitch

he has 2 titles with the national team

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How many points does he have in elimination games
Could care less about win rate if he's not contributing

Promotes an unhealthy lifestyle.

uses horse hormones

Choker

...

but can he do it on a foggy night at choupana?

He dyed his hair and got tattoos.

I don't care if they're winning. Is he contributing or not

Never won a major trophy with Argentina. Not at all his fault but unfortunately it will at least partly define his legacy.

Holy shit. He clearly planned his look very meticulously for this picture. How depressing!

Cheated on his taxes. Can't really criticize him otherwise, he's an amazing player.

Tbf there's still time. He's 30, he's got 1 more WC and 1 more Copa America ahead of him.

How so? The WC has been irrelevant for decades

he should pay his taxes

>t. Leo
Stop it

probably 2 WC

>argentina
>white
Pick one

choker
pecho frio

Le soccer burger

soyboys can't comprehend sports that have plays longer than 24 seconds

stay out from the press media coverages, especially the argies ones

Yes you stupid faggot

Ruined Argentina's chances by not allowing in Tevez for the NT.

different teams, different scenarios, different rivals.
Goals are not all in football. Messi, for the last three years has become an even better player than he was already, being the absolute GOAT. Ronaldo, true, scores in CL, and that is about it. He is no clutch, just a finisher, on the slope down, btw.

very predictable and boring patterns of movement

Le chicano nigger

I'm biased because of obvious reasons, but to me there are no legitimate criticisms. Whereas ValdANO and Burruchaga scored incredible goals in the 86 WC final, Higuain and Palacios didn't score tap ins.

Tévez sucks m8

He's too good

Hasn't been tested in a real league like the premier league

state of this post

>Messi, for the last three years has become an even better player than he was already

kek, that'll be why he hasnt won a Champions League or Balon D'Or in any of those 3 years, right? Messi is finished. all he does is score penalties and tap ins against Almeria these days. pathetic. only managed 4 champions league goals in the year of 2017, but you think hes better? lmoa. delusional muslim

>being the absolute GOAT.
kek

> Ronaldo, true, scores in CL, and that is about it.

wron again. since the date Ronaldo moved to spain, he has outscored Messi

>He is no clutch

yes that will be why he's scored FIFTEEN goals in the QFs, SFs and Finals of the CL since 2015 you fucking window licker. clearly not clitch at all!!!1! Ronaldo outscores messi 39 to 18 at the QF onwards. you'd have to be a literal spastic not to figure out who the clutch one is there.

Assblasted leaf on proxy

Too contrived. Sad.

t. Pancho Fransico Gonzalez Jr.

Can't win a headder

w-where does he put that?

He scored one in a CL final

When will he test himself in mighty Ligue 1?

Doesn't kick the ball with both feet at a time. Very not based.

this, tattoos are shit

wtf I love Messi now

This

>La Liga defending
Embarrasing

Choker

>Only white person on his national team
are you blind or daltonic, he isnt even the whitest in the nt

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your NT has been irrelevant for decades

I don't like that he feels the need to pass to Andre Gomez or Suarez if they are in better position. Sure they have a 100% open shot while Messi has a person in front of him, but I'll take Messi vs that defender over Suarez vs no one any day. Seriously suarez is shit.

He plays soccer

yeah and like literally 6 were offside

I hate his beard

came here for this, also he missed a couple pens this year

He wasn't the best player in the world for two of his balloon doors.

Go back to handegg faggot.

You think Ronaldo is a better player than Messi?

Objectively:
He´s too much of a leftie but makes up for it with incredibly quick feet.
Asolutely shit work ethic, destroyed rakitic last season for this. He doesn´t play right wing anymore so it doesn´t matter.
I guess he's improved at talking with the ref, rivals but it's still not enough (captain in Arg, 3rd captain in barca).
Shit in aerial duels but that shouldn´t even count.
Pitches in bad conditions affect him a lot.

Subjectively:
"Too" clinical, never saw him making a keeper roll on the floor just because.
A 6/10 WC final performance.

Forgot his eeh penalties

dear leaf, you fail to understand the obvious. I point to the moon and you look at my finger.

Halal plays for the fag, Barcelona is an orchestra were everyone as a role.
Baloons are bullshit. Anyone with a little bit of football knowledge understands that. There is no way on earth that the fag (an ok player with bad attitude and lack of inteligence in the pitch) can be even compared to GOAT Messi. Messi is an architect, a playmaker, a 10, also a fantastic scorer, but his performance can not be measured just and only by the many goals he scores. Goals are the cherry on the cake for messi's football. Faggot is just goals. He HAS to score, otherwise will throw tantrums and cry, and steal goals from his team mates. That fag is a predator for his own mates, Halal needs a marketing figure to sell tees and be popular in the third world, that's why the fag is fed so many goals. Scenarios are not even close.

I know you will fail to understand what I am saying here, but hey, it is Xmas and I tried my best.

Luckily this season the fag is finished and is getting exposed multiple times, while Messi might even lift the big one, eventually, and if he doesn't, it does not matter because everyone with eyes and a brain can see the guy is just the GOAT.

He hasn't played in an actual good league like the Premier League

Nippon please. He destroyed any engish team on his CL way

His massive presence holds his nt back. But that's more a problem with coaching than Messi himself. All other problems with his ego, as with pretty much every player, also come down to coaching imo.

probably has quite a small penis

>implying the regent of ravioli is not white

Pelé maradona zidane... All won a world cup. With a better team he's unable to carry them and fall under pressure every fucking time. He's a 2nd tier Legend but not GOAT... Iniesta is undoubtfully a greater player than he is.

How retarded are you?

I wonder what comes next if next summer the argies lift the trophy... ffs

>i-it was Dybala/Mascherano/Piguain
>h-he scored tap ins
>GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEE

>With a better team he's unable to carry them and fall under pressure every fucking time.
Dear me, how could we forget those world class argentines from the final like Zabaleta, Demichelis, Garay, Rojo, Biglia, Perez and Lavezzi....

kek well played, Dracula

First of all, he's a dirty cheater, a whinny faggot and a bad person:

1) Scored a goal with his hand against Espanyol
2) Always dives
3) Spits a rival
4) Spits near Mourinho on purpose
5) Shots a ball to Real Madrid crowd and fights with Pepe
6) Fights with Marcelo
7) Fights with Srna youtube.com/watch?v=NmFH1A2Co2A
8) Insults his teammate Villa youtube.com/watch?v=Rck1uipmAac
9) Had problems with Marquez, never played for Barcelona again youtube.com/watch?v=BIqsfXnfUk4
10) Had problems with Ibrahimovic, never played for Barcelona again
11) Had problems with Riquelme, never played for Argentina again
12) Has been doped since he's 13 years old, otherwise he would have never been a football player
13) Things get a bit difficult and he cries like a little boy.
14) Fake humility.

Then, he's a shitty and overrated player:

1) The whole club works to pad his stats
2) Can't perform in a tournament without Xavi and Iniesta
3) Only scores against irrelevant teams like Unknown FC
4) Even Pedro scores goals for Barcelona in the final of the CL
5) Misses the most important penalty of Barcelona's history
6) 0 goals against Chelsea
7) Can't score if there isn't a system around to feed him assists
8) 0 goals last World Cup
9) 0 goals last Copa America
10) Only scores in friendly matches
11) Messi is very short and physically weak
12) Greedy player
13) Only knows one feint
14) Not creative or spectacular
15) All his balloon d'or were with the new system that it's more of a popularity contest than actual experts deciding